Rebirth of the first crazy concubine
Chapter 162 Pretending to be a ghost
Chapter 162 Playing God and Playing Ghosts (Part [-])
The handsome flag was planted behind him, and a black steed was circling in situ, surrounded by a few lieutenants who were as strong as cattle, and military advisers with sharp mouths and monkey cheeks.None of them looked good.
Mu Shiqi didn't rush forward, if she didn't have the certainty of hitting a blow, she wouldn't take the risk.
Being far away, she couldn't hear what they were saying, but it didn't mean Dugu Chen couldn't hear them.
"The guy with the black face and the flag behind his ass asked the guy with the white face who looked like a mouse why he did this all of a sudden."
Only Mu Shiqi could understand what he said, the black-faced one was the coach, and the mouse was the military adviser.
"The white-faced mouse said he didn't know either."
"The black face said, you trash!"
"Bad-faced, it's possible that Li Guo's army is here in ambush to ambush us."
"The black face said, send the order, and I will kill them all!"
"The black-faced guy suddenly let out a loud fart!" After finishing speaking, he slapped the tip of his nose in disgust, as if the smell could still reach him.
……
Mu Shiqi glanced at him speechlessly, he is sick and needs to be cured!
She only thought of what kind of character Da Xia could be who commanded an army of [-], but it turned out that he was just an irritable and brainless waste.As for that seemingly shrewd military adviser, she sounds like a villain who is good at slapping beards and horses, which is so good.
"Where are those tall and strong ones?" Everyone looked like they were not weak in kung fu.
"The fat man with the three bird feathers on his head said he was willing to go and kill the enemy! Then he left."
What bird feathers are called helmet tassels!
"That black-faced fart again!" Dugu Chen's face was full of anger, if the situation wasn't right, he wished he could rush over and kick him far away.
"He said he was going to have diarrhea."
Mu Shiqi's eyes lit up, come on, the opportunity was right in front of them, and if they didn't seize it, they would be sorry for those stinky farts.
What is their Tang Sect best at?Assassination in disguise, the dark night is simply their world.
When she grabbed the coach by the neck and dragged him out, the man's eyes widened and he jumped in shock. Just as he was about to speak, she strangled him by the neck.
"If I were you, I wouldn't call for help?"
He pulled out the command flag behind him and played with it, completely ignoring the [-] troops outside.
The coach couldn't speak, he could only look at her in shock.
Mu Shiqi kicked him fiercely: "Because you offended the mountain god and the white wolf god, and also provoked us to practice! I'm still one step away from attaining Taoism and becoming an immortal, but you ruined a good thing. Did I kill you, or did I kill you?" After taking off Da Xia Bing's clothes, her whole body was covered in mud, and only her eyes could tell that she was a person, but her appearance was blocked to death.
The black-faced man stared at her with wide eyes, and then looked at Dugu Chen beside her. No matter how dark they looked, they were not normal people, and they secretly thought that it was not good. Could it be that he met two people in the deep mountains who wanted to marry each other with all their heart? Cultivated to become a lunatic.
"Kill!" Dugu Chen simply responded.
The coach was confused by the successive incidents, he was also a general who had seen the world in Daxia, and felt that the two of them were either pretending to be fools or lunatics.
Mu Shiqi raised his eyebrows: "You don't believe me?"
The black-faced coach nodded.
"You also think it would be better for me to kill you?"
The man shook his head again.
"If you don't believe me, I will kill you!"
madman!How could he suddenly meet a lunatic.Who will tell him whether he should shake his head or nod.
Mu Shiqi suddenly and mysteriously laughed in his ear, which made people feel chills all over his body: "You won't be able to leave tonight, the mountain god won't let you go. All of you won't be able to leave!"
"Listen, the wolf king is warning you!" In fact, Wangcai was looking for comfort from Duguchen.
Here Mu Shiqi was having a great time, seeing the changing expression of this black-faced handsome man, he felt much happier.
"General! General! Are you alright?" Outside the stone, someone came looking for someone.
Of course Mu Shiqi didn't hide. It was useless for her to arrest him and kill him secretly. If he died alone, there would naturally be a deputy general in charge.It's better to use him as bait and threaten to contain the army.
She didn't even click on his dumb acupoints, and let him call for help with a trembling voice at the top of his voice.
"Who are you? Let the general go!" the white-faced mouse raised his voice and shouted.
Mu Shiqi raised his eyebrows and glanced at him: "You offended the mountain god and the wolf god, I must arrest him and worship the mountain god!"
It was obviously nonsense, but she said it with great confidence.
"Who are you pretending to be a ghost!" The white-faced mouse sternly reprimanded, waved his left and right hands, and a group of soldiers with weapons came up.
"The landslide, the fire from the sky, the white wolf's warning, this is the anger of the mountain god! Are you going to commit the crime of killing?" Mu Shiqi had seen the situation when the Holy Goddess gave a warning before.
But Daxia believed in the theory of ghosts and gods from top to bottom. There was a saying in the mainland that Chudi can be said to be a temple for five miles, and a temple for ten miles.The gods who can be worshiped in the sky and the little ghosts who can be appeased in the underworld basically have a temple.
When the king of Chu had a spring dream, he had to go to the temple to ask for a lottery. More than a dozen eminent monks sat in a row to interpret the dream for him, and figured out which goddess in the dream was the dreamer.
"What kind of bullshit mountain god, how can two armies fight without killing!" The white-faced mouse looked disdainful.
Mu Shiqi stared at him without taking his eyes off, only the eyes could be seen clearly on that face, and there was a creepy smile in those eyes, and he said faintly: "How dare you insult the mountain god so boldly, waiting for the mountain god punishment!"
After speaking, a loud whistle came out, and the little spirit snake jumped out from her waist, rushing out like a bolt of lightning.He quickly and accurately bit the white-faced mouse's neck, and the guards around him didn't react at all. They only felt a white light flash in front of them, and then heard a cry of pain.
The little spirit snake has been bored for too long, this time there will be a chance to let it out, and before it lets go to play, in the blink of an eye, the big white-faced mouse fell to the ground covered in blood holes .
There was another one that poked its head to get it out, but Mu Shiqi shrank it back with a little finger.
"Military Advisor! Master Military Advisor!" Those burly lieutenants drew their swords and were about to chop the little spirit snake.
Only Mu Qiqi can control the wildness of the little spirit snake.
In its opinion, these people are not enough for it to bite down in a few bites.
"Demon girl!" Unable to catch the little spirit snake, those people locked their target on Mu Shiqi.
Mu Shiqi didn't even frown, and casually pulled the black-faced general in front of him.Such a useful human shield, why doesn't she use it?
No matter what the deputy general didn't dare to wave his hand to chop off the chief general, he timidly surrounded them.But he dared not go forward.
Support, support, everyone support...
(End of this chapter)
The handsome flag was planted behind him, and a black steed was circling in situ, surrounded by a few lieutenants who were as strong as cattle, and military advisers with sharp mouths and monkey cheeks.None of them looked good.
Mu Shiqi didn't rush forward, if she didn't have the certainty of hitting a blow, she wouldn't take the risk.
Being far away, she couldn't hear what they were saying, but it didn't mean Dugu Chen couldn't hear them.
"The guy with the black face and the flag behind his ass asked the guy with the white face who looked like a mouse why he did this all of a sudden."
Only Mu Shiqi could understand what he said, the black-faced one was the coach, and the mouse was the military adviser.
"The white-faced mouse said he didn't know either."
"The black face said, you trash!"
"Bad-faced, it's possible that Li Guo's army is here in ambush to ambush us."
"The black face said, send the order, and I will kill them all!"
"The black-faced guy suddenly let out a loud fart!" After finishing speaking, he slapped the tip of his nose in disgust, as if the smell could still reach him.
……
Mu Shiqi glanced at him speechlessly, he is sick and needs to be cured!
She only thought of what kind of character Da Xia could be who commanded an army of [-], but it turned out that he was just an irritable and brainless waste.As for that seemingly shrewd military adviser, she sounds like a villain who is good at slapping beards and horses, which is so good.
"Where are those tall and strong ones?" Everyone looked like they were not weak in kung fu.
"The fat man with the three bird feathers on his head said he was willing to go and kill the enemy! Then he left."
What bird feathers are called helmet tassels!
"That black-faced fart again!" Dugu Chen's face was full of anger, if the situation wasn't right, he wished he could rush over and kick him far away.
"He said he was going to have diarrhea."
Mu Shiqi's eyes lit up, come on, the opportunity was right in front of them, and if they didn't seize it, they would be sorry for those stinky farts.
What is their Tang Sect best at?Assassination in disguise, the dark night is simply their world.
When she grabbed the coach by the neck and dragged him out, the man's eyes widened and he jumped in shock. Just as he was about to speak, she strangled him by the neck.
"If I were you, I wouldn't call for help?"
He pulled out the command flag behind him and played with it, completely ignoring the [-] troops outside.
The coach couldn't speak, he could only look at her in shock.
Mu Shiqi kicked him fiercely: "Because you offended the mountain god and the white wolf god, and also provoked us to practice! I'm still one step away from attaining Taoism and becoming an immortal, but you ruined a good thing. Did I kill you, or did I kill you?" After taking off Da Xia Bing's clothes, her whole body was covered in mud, and only her eyes could tell that she was a person, but her appearance was blocked to death.
The black-faced man stared at her with wide eyes, and then looked at Dugu Chen beside her. No matter how dark they looked, they were not normal people, and they secretly thought that it was not good. Could it be that he met two people in the deep mountains who wanted to marry each other with all their heart? Cultivated to become a lunatic.
"Kill!" Dugu Chen simply responded.
The coach was confused by the successive incidents, he was also a general who had seen the world in Daxia, and felt that the two of them were either pretending to be fools or lunatics.
Mu Shiqi raised his eyebrows: "You don't believe me?"
The black-faced coach nodded.
"You also think it would be better for me to kill you?"
The man shook his head again.
"If you don't believe me, I will kill you!"
madman!How could he suddenly meet a lunatic.Who will tell him whether he should shake his head or nod.
Mu Shiqi suddenly and mysteriously laughed in his ear, which made people feel chills all over his body: "You won't be able to leave tonight, the mountain god won't let you go. All of you won't be able to leave!"
"Listen, the wolf king is warning you!" In fact, Wangcai was looking for comfort from Duguchen.
Here Mu Shiqi was having a great time, seeing the changing expression of this black-faced handsome man, he felt much happier.
"General! General! Are you alright?" Outside the stone, someone came looking for someone.
Of course Mu Shiqi didn't hide. It was useless for her to arrest him and kill him secretly. If he died alone, there would naturally be a deputy general in charge.It's better to use him as bait and threaten to contain the army.
She didn't even click on his dumb acupoints, and let him call for help with a trembling voice at the top of his voice.
"Who are you? Let the general go!" the white-faced mouse raised his voice and shouted.
Mu Shiqi raised his eyebrows and glanced at him: "You offended the mountain god and the wolf god, I must arrest him and worship the mountain god!"
It was obviously nonsense, but she said it with great confidence.
"Who are you pretending to be a ghost!" The white-faced mouse sternly reprimanded, waved his left and right hands, and a group of soldiers with weapons came up.
"The landslide, the fire from the sky, the white wolf's warning, this is the anger of the mountain god! Are you going to commit the crime of killing?" Mu Shiqi had seen the situation when the Holy Goddess gave a warning before.
But Daxia believed in the theory of ghosts and gods from top to bottom. There was a saying in the mainland that Chudi can be said to be a temple for five miles, and a temple for ten miles.The gods who can be worshiped in the sky and the little ghosts who can be appeased in the underworld basically have a temple.
When the king of Chu had a spring dream, he had to go to the temple to ask for a lottery. More than a dozen eminent monks sat in a row to interpret the dream for him, and figured out which goddess in the dream was the dreamer.
"What kind of bullshit mountain god, how can two armies fight without killing!" The white-faced mouse looked disdainful.
Mu Shiqi stared at him without taking his eyes off, only the eyes could be seen clearly on that face, and there was a creepy smile in those eyes, and he said faintly: "How dare you insult the mountain god so boldly, waiting for the mountain god punishment!"
After speaking, a loud whistle came out, and the little spirit snake jumped out from her waist, rushing out like a bolt of lightning.He quickly and accurately bit the white-faced mouse's neck, and the guards around him didn't react at all. They only felt a white light flash in front of them, and then heard a cry of pain.
The little spirit snake has been bored for too long, this time there will be a chance to let it out, and before it lets go to play, in the blink of an eye, the big white-faced mouse fell to the ground covered in blood holes .
There was another one that poked its head to get it out, but Mu Shiqi shrank it back with a little finger.
"Military Advisor! Master Military Advisor!" Those burly lieutenants drew their swords and were about to chop the little spirit snake.
Only Mu Qiqi can control the wildness of the little spirit snake.
In its opinion, these people are not enough for it to bite down in a few bites.
"Demon girl!" Unable to catch the little spirit snake, those people locked their target on Mu Shiqi.
Mu Shiqi didn't even frown, and casually pulled the black-faced general in front of him.Such a useful human shield, why doesn't she use it?
No matter what the deputy general didn't dare to wave his hand to chop off the chief general, he timidly surrounded them.But he dared not go forward.
Support, support, everyone support...
(End of this chapter)
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