Cultivation starts from breaking through the sky
Chapter 121 Brother, I have a stomachache!
Chapter 121 Brother, I have a stomachache!
The Taoist priest who claimed to be the Keng Daxian was naturally Xiao Han in disguise.
He is a person who has never liked to fight and kill, and he doesn't like to do things that can be solved with his mouth.
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, I have traveled all over the world, and I am here today. Meeting you is also a fate in the dark!" Xiao Han stepped on the auspicious cloud, looked around everyone, and said with emotion.
"I don't know if the chief came here, what advice do you have?"
In the crowd, someone asked cautiously, very respectfully, not to mention that this is the Taoist priest, just the terrifying aura released from this Taoist priest made them feel trembling secretly. The strength of this Taoist priest is absolutely It is unfathomable.
In the Black Horn Region, a region that respects the strong, this Taoist priest is definitely an ancestor-level figure.
"All beings are equal, how can I give you some advice? It's just that this deity tore open the space channel at will and came here unintentionally. This deity just happened to pass by, so it is said that this deity has a destiny with you all." Xiao Han slowly Said, and deliberately shuttled through the tear-open space channel, speaking a little louder.
"Tear apart the space?!"
When everyone heard the words, their hearts trembled, their faces were shocked, and they tore apart the space to travel, isn't that only the Dou Zun can do it?
This Taoist priest is actually a strong fighter?
"Dare to ask, but... Dou Zun is a strong man?" The enchanting blue elder of Tianshe Mansion looked at Xiao Han with beautiful eyes, and asked softly.
Hearing this, the Blood Sect Patriarch Fan Lao and others were all staring at Xiao Han, their hearts were tense, as if they were waiting for Xiao Han's confirmation.
Xiao Han stood on top of the colorful auspicious clouds, held floating dust in his hand, closed his eyes, and the breeze blew by, blowing his Taoist robe to the ground. The figure of the Taoist priest is so extraordinary and refined, as if he is a peerless expert.
Everyone looked admiring, this is the demeanor of a master, they didn't make a sound, they were all waiting for Xiao Han to speak.
At this moment, Xiao Han waved the floating dust in his right hand, slightly opened one eye and glanced at the crowd, then closed it again, and then said with an inscrutable look on his face:
"The strength of this deity is hidden so deeply, I didn't expect it to be discovered by you. I counted my fingers before and calculated that this deity will meet a destined person here. It seems that the destined person is you!"
"Fateful person?!"
Hearing Xiao Han's words, everyone was shocked. They were actually destined people of a Dou Zun strongman. Could it be that the Taoist priest wanted to give them a chance?
"Since I meet a destined person, I naturally can't be stingy, so I will give you a fortune!" Xiao Han said.
"I don't know what fortune the boss will send me to wait for?" Someone asked excitedly.
"I want to choose three people from among you to be my closed disciples!" Xiao Han closed his eyes and said in a deep voice.
Whoa!
As soon as the words fell, there was an uproar in the audience, and everyone was ecstatic. This Dou Zun Taoist actually wants to recruit three closed disciples here?
Disciple of Dou Zun, this is unimaginable. If there is such a teacher, wouldn't the future be boundless?
"Grandfather Daoist, I am willing to be your disciple!"
"I am willing too, Grandpa Daoist, please accept me as a disciple!"
"Grandpa Taoist, take me, take me, I have the best talent!"
"..."
All of a sudden, the audience was ebullient, and everyone was extremely excited. They all knelt on the ground and begged Xiao Han to accept them as disciples. Even Elder Qing and other Douhuang powerhouses also knelt down.
Who wouldn't want to be a disciple of Dou Zun?
At this moment, everyone didn't doubt Xiao Han at all. After all, the latter appeared so cool, and his words were also unpredictable. In addition, who would dare to doubt the terrifying aura emanating from his body?This is definitely a peerless master. It is a blessing they have cultivated in eight lifetimes to meet today.
"Your enthusiasm is very high!" At this time, Xiao Han spoke, he opened his eyes, pressed his hands, and almost burst into laughter in his heart, but on the surface he was still so indifferent, and every move was revealing The style of a peerless master.
"But I only plan to accept three disciples. You are all so enthusiastic, which makes me really embarrassed." Xiao Han looked embarrassed.
"Grandfather Daoist, I am willing to present these two seventh-grade pills, Yinyang Xuanlong Pill, to you as a teacher apprentice gift!"
At this time, the elder in Tsing Yi with a sexy and enchanting figure stepped forward, holding a jade box in both hands, and said charmingly.
This Yin-Yang Profound Dragon Pill was originally intended for the Lord of the Heavenly Snake Mansion, but at this moment, how could she care so much? Of course, it is more important to worship Dou Zun as a teacher. As long as the apprenticeship is successful, will she still need to work for the Heavenly Snake Mansion in the future?
Seeing this, Xiao Han's eyes lit up, and his heart was overjoyed, but he was still very calm on the surface, with a fairy air, super-mortal and refined, Xiao Han waved the floating dust, and said solemnly to Elder Qing:
"I am a person who only loves landscapes and lofts all my life. I have always regarded money, pills and other vulgar things as dung, but ah, I am surprised to see your bones, your talent is extraordinary, and you will become a great weapon in the future. I don't want you, a good seedling, to disappear from everyone. So, this deity reluctantly accepts your meeting gift, and from today onwards, you will be the deity's closed disciple."
After finishing speaking, Xiao Han waved the dust, and the jade box in Elder Qing's hand immediately fell into his hands.
Hearing Xiao Han's words, black lines popped up on the foreheads of everyone in the field, and they were secretly slandering this Taoist priest in their hearts, it's really too shameless.
Only love landscape lofts?
Don't like money and vulgar things?
Seventh grade pill, reluctantly accepted?
"It's really shameless!" Everyone secretly despised in their hearts, but no one dared to speak out. After all, the strength of this Daoist grandpa was unfathomable. This is a terrifying existence that can kill them with a single slap.
However, the actions of this Elder Qing also made everyone's eyes shine. He has a teacher and a door.
That is, gift giving!
"Grandpa Daoist, this is the ground-level physical combat skill: Three Thousand Thunders, please accept it!" The leader of the Black Skull Tomb, Douhuang, also spoke out.
"Grandpa Daoist, this is a flying fighting skill, I honor Grandpa." The blood sect master was naturally unwilling to be left behind.
"Grandfather Daoist, look, this is a peerless spear, and the seventh-level magic core inside it can be said to cut iron like mud."
"Grandpa Daoist, I have something better, just take a look..."
With the wind of gift giving, everyone immediately took out their treasures and rushed to give gifts to Xiao Han.
Looking at the crowd who worshiped him like a god in front of him, Xiao Han almost laughed in his heart, and he flicked around a group of fighting emperors and fighting kings, and asked, who else?
"Hey, I didn't expect you to be so enthusiastic. Since this is the case, I will make an exception once and accept you all as disciples."
Xiao Han waved his hand, and then put all the treasures in everyone's hands into the ring, and said with emotion.
"Disciple pays homage to revered master, I will serve you wholeheartedly in the future!" Everyone kowtowed to pay homage to their master, their hearts were so excited.
In fact, they didn't know that Xiao Han was more excited than them at the moment, this feeling was really cool.
"Okay, disciples, you all turn around and prepare to tear up the space passage for the teacher to take you out of this place!" Xiao Han said seriously.
"Yes!" Elder Qing and the others were excited, and they all turned around obediently. In the future, they will be Dou Zun's disciples, and they can walk sideways when they go out!
"Hey, Master isn't going to tear apart the space, why are you leaving?"
When Elder Qing and the others turned around and waited quietly, someone in the crowd murmured that he was curious about this person, so he took a sneak peek and saw their venerable master frantically darting into the distance.
Hearing the man's muttering, Elder Qing and the others frowned slightly, they all turned around and looked into the distance.
I saw their respected teacher turned into a streamer, ran farther and farther, and completely abandoned them!
This is how the same thing?
This style of painting, isn't it?
"His grandma has a leg, everyone, we have all been deceived, that Taoist priest is a goddamn swindler!"
At this time, someone in the crowd reacted, and immediately pointed at the flashing streamer, and cursed loudly!
As soon as the scolding fell, everyone reacted in an instant.
They were all cheated!
"Damn it, you bastard stinky Taoist priest, I'm going to tear you apart!"
"This bastard Taoist priest, the terrifying aura on his body must be playing tricks, otherwise the Dou Zun strong still need such tricks?"
"That's right, this bastard is a swindler, brothers, catch up and grab the things back!"
At this moment, everyone was so angry that they were about to breathe fire, especially when they thought of the scene of being played around by Xiao Han just now, everyone's lungs were about to explode.
This is so fucking bad!
"Stinky Taoist priest, don't run away!"
"Stop for Laozi!"
After a round of cursing, the Blood Sect, the Heavenly Snake Mansion and many other forces, large and small, all tried their best to chase the rushing streamer in front of them. They wanted to smash the body of this dastardly Taoist priest into thousands of pieces. All their treasures were taken away.
"My mother, why did you find out so quickly?"
Xiao Han, who was flashing in front of him, could not help but twitch his mouth when he heard the sound of breaking wind from behind and the scolding that resounded through the world.
What if you get caught?
Xiao Han's fighting spirit surged in his body, and he frantically flashed in front of him.
At this time, while flying in the air, Xiao Han saw a familiar figure at the gate of Heiyin City.
That's right, that is Xiao Yan!
Xiao Han seemed to see a savior, his figure flickered, and he fell in front of Xiao Yan in an instant.
"Brother, I finally found you!" As soon as we met, Xiao Han immediately went to give Xiao Han a bear hug, as if he had found his long-lost brother.
"Why are you dressed like a Taoist?" Xiao Yan was also very happy. After pulling Xiao Han away, he glanced at Xiao Han and couldn't help laughing.
"Oh, brother, I may have a bad stomach. I have a stomachache. It's convenient to go to the city. This robe is inconvenient to wear. Please help me." Xiao Han said suddenly.
After finishing speaking, Xiao Han threw the Taoist robe and floating dust to Xiao Yan, while he clutched his stomach and quickly slipped into Heiyin City.
"This guy is really..." Seeing this, Xiao Yan was a little dumbfounded, but suddenly, Xiao Yan seemed to realize something. This scene seemed familiar. He won't be tricked again, right?
"No, Xiao Yan, there are a large number of terrifying auras coming towards you, and you have been locked!" At this moment, Yao Lao's urgent reminder sounded in Xiao Yan's heart.
shoo...
As soon as the words were finished, there was a burst of wind, over Xiao Yan, dozens of fighting spirit and winged figures appeared in an instant, either Dou Huang or Dou Wang, the lineup was extremely luxurious.
Moreover, the fire-breathing gazes of these Dou Huang Dou Wang were all fixed on Xiao Yan.
"Uh..." Xiao Yan's body trembled, and he couldn't help but step back. He had never seen such a battle before, but seeing the fierce eyes of these Dou Huang Dou Wang, Xiao Yan seemed to realize something. Glancing at the Taoist robe in his hand, his heart felt cold.
"Everyone, let me tell you... this Taoist robe is not mine, do you believe it?" Xiao Yan said tremblingly as he kept backing away.
"I believe your grandma has a leg, brothers, fuck him, you bastard's stinking stick!" A bad-tempered Dou Huang immediately jumped into a rage and cursed angrily.
As soon as the words fell, dozens of Dou Huang Dou Wang exploded in aura and rushed towards Xiao Yan in a fury.
Seeing this, Xiao Yan felt desperate in his heart. After his body trembled, he summoned Zi Yunyi, he didn't dare to stay for a moment, and ran away.
"Xiao Han, you are cheating on your brother again, beast!"
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The Taoist priest who claimed to be the Keng Daxian was naturally Xiao Han in disguise.
He is a person who has never liked to fight and kill, and he doesn't like to do things that can be solved with his mouth.
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, I have traveled all over the world, and I am here today. Meeting you is also a fate in the dark!" Xiao Han stepped on the auspicious cloud, looked around everyone, and said with emotion.
"I don't know if the chief came here, what advice do you have?"
In the crowd, someone asked cautiously, very respectfully, not to mention that this is the Taoist priest, just the terrifying aura released from this Taoist priest made them feel trembling secretly. The strength of this Taoist priest is absolutely It is unfathomable.
In the Black Horn Region, a region that respects the strong, this Taoist priest is definitely an ancestor-level figure.
"All beings are equal, how can I give you some advice? It's just that this deity tore open the space channel at will and came here unintentionally. This deity just happened to pass by, so it is said that this deity has a destiny with you all." Xiao Han slowly Said, and deliberately shuttled through the tear-open space channel, speaking a little louder.
"Tear apart the space?!"
When everyone heard the words, their hearts trembled, their faces were shocked, and they tore apart the space to travel, isn't that only the Dou Zun can do it?
This Taoist priest is actually a strong fighter?
"Dare to ask, but... Dou Zun is a strong man?" The enchanting blue elder of Tianshe Mansion looked at Xiao Han with beautiful eyes, and asked softly.
Hearing this, the Blood Sect Patriarch Fan Lao and others were all staring at Xiao Han, their hearts were tense, as if they were waiting for Xiao Han's confirmation.
Xiao Han stood on top of the colorful auspicious clouds, held floating dust in his hand, closed his eyes, and the breeze blew by, blowing his Taoist robe to the ground. The figure of the Taoist priest is so extraordinary and refined, as if he is a peerless expert.
Everyone looked admiring, this is the demeanor of a master, they didn't make a sound, they were all waiting for Xiao Han to speak.
At this moment, Xiao Han waved the floating dust in his right hand, slightly opened one eye and glanced at the crowd, then closed it again, and then said with an inscrutable look on his face:
"The strength of this deity is hidden so deeply, I didn't expect it to be discovered by you. I counted my fingers before and calculated that this deity will meet a destined person here. It seems that the destined person is you!"
"Fateful person?!"
Hearing Xiao Han's words, everyone was shocked. They were actually destined people of a Dou Zun strongman. Could it be that the Taoist priest wanted to give them a chance?
"Since I meet a destined person, I naturally can't be stingy, so I will give you a fortune!" Xiao Han said.
"I don't know what fortune the boss will send me to wait for?" Someone asked excitedly.
"I want to choose three people from among you to be my closed disciples!" Xiao Han closed his eyes and said in a deep voice.
Whoa!
As soon as the words fell, there was an uproar in the audience, and everyone was ecstatic. This Dou Zun Taoist actually wants to recruit three closed disciples here?
Disciple of Dou Zun, this is unimaginable. If there is such a teacher, wouldn't the future be boundless?
"Grandfather Daoist, I am willing to be your disciple!"
"I am willing too, Grandpa Daoist, please accept me as a disciple!"
"Grandpa Taoist, take me, take me, I have the best talent!"
"..."
All of a sudden, the audience was ebullient, and everyone was extremely excited. They all knelt on the ground and begged Xiao Han to accept them as disciples. Even Elder Qing and other Douhuang powerhouses also knelt down.
Who wouldn't want to be a disciple of Dou Zun?
At this moment, everyone didn't doubt Xiao Han at all. After all, the latter appeared so cool, and his words were also unpredictable. In addition, who would dare to doubt the terrifying aura emanating from his body?This is definitely a peerless master. It is a blessing they have cultivated in eight lifetimes to meet today.
"Your enthusiasm is very high!" At this time, Xiao Han spoke, he opened his eyes, pressed his hands, and almost burst into laughter in his heart, but on the surface he was still so indifferent, and every move was revealing The style of a peerless master.
"But I only plan to accept three disciples. You are all so enthusiastic, which makes me really embarrassed." Xiao Han looked embarrassed.
"Grandfather Daoist, I am willing to present these two seventh-grade pills, Yinyang Xuanlong Pill, to you as a teacher apprentice gift!"
At this time, the elder in Tsing Yi with a sexy and enchanting figure stepped forward, holding a jade box in both hands, and said charmingly.
This Yin-Yang Profound Dragon Pill was originally intended for the Lord of the Heavenly Snake Mansion, but at this moment, how could she care so much? Of course, it is more important to worship Dou Zun as a teacher. As long as the apprenticeship is successful, will she still need to work for the Heavenly Snake Mansion in the future?
Seeing this, Xiao Han's eyes lit up, and his heart was overjoyed, but he was still very calm on the surface, with a fairy air, super-mortal and refined, Xiao Han waved the floating dust, and said solemnly to Elder Qing:
"I am a person who only loves landscapes and lofts all my life. I have always regarded money, pills and other vulgar things as dung, but ah, I am surprised to see your bones, your talent is extraordinary, and you will become a great weapon in the future. I don't want you, a good seedling, to disappear from everyone. So, this deity reluctantly accepts your meeting gift, and from today onwards, you will be the deity's closed disciple."
After finishing speaking, Xiao Han waved the dust, and the jade box in Elder Qing's hand immediately fell into his hands.
Hearing Xiao Han's words, black lines popped up on the foreheads of everyone in the field, and they were secretly slandering this Taoist priest in their hearts, it's really too shameless.
Only love landscape lofts?
Don't like money and vulgar things?
Seventh grade pill, reluctantly accepted?
"It's really shameless!" Everyone secretly despised in their hearts, but no one dared to speak out. After all, the strength of this Daoist grandpa was unfathomable. This is a terrifying existence that can kill them with a single slap.
However, the actions of this Elder Qing also made everyone's eyes shine. He has a teacher and a door.
That is, gift giving!
"Grandpa Daoist, this is the ground-level physical combat skill: Three Thousand Thunders, please accept it!" The leader of the Black Skull Tomb, Douhuang, also spoke out.
"Grandpa Daoist, this is a flying fighting skill, I honor Grandpa." The blood sect master was naturally unwilling to be left behind.
"Grandfather Daoist, look, this is a peerless spear, and the seventh-level magic core inside it can be said to cut iron like mud."
"Grandpa Daoist, I have something better, just take a look..."
With the wind of gift giving, everyone immediately took out their treasures and rushed to give gifts to Xiao Han.
Looking at the crowd who worshiped him like a god in front of him, Xiao Han almost laughed in his heart, and he flicked around a group of fighting emperors and fighting kings, and asked, who else?
"Hey, I didn't expect you to be so enthusiastic. Since this is the case, I will make an exception once and accept you all as disciples."
Xiao Han waved his hand, and then put all the treasures in everyone's hands into the ring, and said with emotion.
"Disciple pays homage to revered master, I will serve you wholeheartedly in the future!" Everyone kowtowed to pay homage to their master, their hearts were so excited.
In fact, they didn't know that Xiao Han was more excited than them at the moment, this feeling was really cool.
"Okay, disciples, you all turn around and prepare to tear up the space passage for the teacher to take you out of this place!" Xiao Han said seriously.
"Yes!" Elder Qing and the others were excited, and they all turned around obediently. In the future, they will be Dou Zun's disciples, and they can walk sideways when they go out!
"Hey, Master isn't going to tear apart the space, why are you leaving?"
When Elder Qing and the others turned around and waited quietly, someone in the crowd murmured that he was curious about this person, so he took a sneak peek and saw their venerable master frantically darting into the distance.
Hearing the man's muttering, Elder Qing and the others frowned slightly, they all turned around and looked into the distance.
I saw their respected teacher turned into a streamer, ran farther and farther, and completely abandoned them!
This is how the same thing?
This style of painting, isn't it?
"His grandma has a leg, everyone, we have all been deceived, that Taoist priest is a goddamn swindler!"
At this time, someone in the crowd reacted, and immediately pointed at the flashing streamer, and cursed loudly!
As soon as the scolding fell, everyone reacted in an instant.
They were all cheated!
"Damn it, you bastard stinky Taoist priest, I'm going to tear you apart!"
"This bastard Taoist priest, the terrifying aura on his body must be playing tricks, otherwise the Dou Zun strong still need such tricks?"
"That's right, this bastard is a swindler, brothers, catch up and grab the things back!"
At this moment, everyone was so angry that they were about to breathe fire, especially when they thought of the scene of being played around by Xiao Han just now, everyone's lungs were about to explode.
This is so fucking bad!
"Stinky Taoist priest, don't run away!"
"Stop for Laozi!"
After a round of cursing, the Blood Sect, the Heavenly Snake Mansion and many other forces, large and small, all tried their best to chase the rushing streamer in front of them. They wanted to smash the body of this dastardly Taoist priest into thousands of pieces. All their treasures were taken away.
"My mother, why did you find out so quickly?"
Xiao Han, who was flashing in front of him, could not help but twitch his mouth when he heard the sound of breaking wind from behind and the scolding that resounded through the world.
What if you get caught?
Xiao Han's fighting spirit surged in his body, and he frantically flashed in front of him.
At this time, while flying in the air, Xiao Han saw a familiar figure at the gate of Heiyin City.
That's right, that is Xiao Yan!
Xiao Han seemed to see a savior, his figure flickered, and he fell in front of Xiao Yan in an instant.
"Brother, I finally found you!" As soon as we met, Xiao Han immediately went to give Xiao Han a bear hug, as if he had found his long-lost brother.
"Why are you dressed like a Taoist?" Xiao Yan was also very happy. After pulling Xiao Han away, he glanced at Xiao Han and couldn't help laughing.
"Oh, brother, I may have a bad stomach. I have a stomachache. It's convenient to go to the city. This robe is inconvenient to wear. Please help me." Xiao Han said suddenly.
After finishing speaking, Xiao Han threw the Taoist robe and floating dust to Xiao Yan, while he clutched his stomach and quickly slipped into Heiyin City.
"This guy is really..." Seeing this, Xiao Yan was a little dumbfounded, but suddenly, Xiao Yan seemed to realize something. This scene seemed familiar. He won't be tricked again, right?
"No, Xiao Yan, there are a large number of terrifying auras coming towards you, and you have been locked!" At this moment, Yao Lao's urgent reminder sounded in Xiao Yan's heart.
shoo...
As soon as the words were finished, there was a burst of wind, over Xiao Yan, dozens of fighting spirit and winged figures appeared in an instant, either Dou Huang or Dou Wang, the lineup was extremely luxurious.
Moreover, the fire-breathing gazes of these Dou Huang Dou Wang were all fixed on Xiao Yan.
"Uh..." Xiao Yan's body trembled, and he couldn't help but step back. He had never seen such a battle before, but seeing the fierce eyes of these Dou Huang Dou Wang, Xiao Yan seemed to realize something. Glancing at the Taoist robe in his hand, his heart felt cold.
"Everyone, let me tell you... this Taoist robe is not mine, do you believe it?" Xiao Yan said tremblingly as he kept backing away.
"I believe your grandma has a leg, brothers, fuck him, you bastard's stinking stick!" A bad-tempered Dou Huang immediately jumped into a rage and cursed angrily.
As soon as the words fell, dozens of Dou Huang Dou Wang exploded in aura and rushed towards Xiao Yan in a fury.
Seeing this, Xiao Yan felt desperate in his heart. After his body trembled, he summoned Zi Yunyi, he didn't dare to stay for a moment, and ran away.
"Xiao Han, you are cheating on your brother again, beast!"
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(End of this chapter)
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