The almighty princess is beautiful and sassy
Chapter 1297 The Fallacy of Teaching Children
Chapter 1297 The Fallacy of Teaching Children
Tao Xinniang's heart twitched violently, and distorted resentment appeared on her face in pain, and she asked unwillingly, "Why? Why did you do this?"
"Dare to take action against this king's woman. This king is willing to save your life, which is already extraordinarily kind." Zi Yunchen's eyes were clear and cold, and he raised his voice, "Come here."
The Seven Shadow Guards filed in and bowed in salute.
Zi Yunchen's eyes were slightly cold, and he ordered: "Count the loss of Wangba, and send the bill to the elder when he returns to Peach Blossom Island."
Luo Qingyin raised her eyes in surprise: "Keep her?"
"Keep it as a gift for Peach Blossom Island." Zi Yunchen turned his head to look at her, smiled softly, and his whole body was as warm and warm as spring snow melting water, "If you don't want to stay, kill it."
Until this moment, Tao Xinniang felt afraid.
Kill if you want to, keep it if you don't want to, in his eyes, it seems that she is just an ant, life and death are not worth caring about at all.
When the world mentions His Highness Prince Rui, Ziyun Chen, the first thing that comes to mind is either the handsomeness of the most beautiful man in the Cangyun Continent, or his unfeminine aloofness, or the fact that it only took him less than two years to completely appease Dayan God. The strength of the rebellion.
Few people think about how strong he is and how cruel his heart is.
Now, she finally thought of it.
However, it was too late.
She has lost her chance to come back.
Regarding Zi Yunchen's words, Luo Qingyin shrugged her shoulders, and didn't care so much about the result of a useless person: "Keep it, or hang it on the gate of Lingfeng City, so that everyone in the world can see if they dare to go to Ming Dynasty. What are the consequences of looking for trouble?"
Hearing her own verdict, Tao Xinniang's body fell heavily to the ground, and her eyelids drooped powerlessly.
Vaguely, he saw Zi Yunchen's guard walking towards her.
Looking at Tao Xinniang who was dragged out, Luo Qingyin felt a little emotional.
At the beginning, she still wanted to use a peach blossom fire to make amends for them.
who knew...
That's good too, the peach blossom fire is saved, let's leave it for the little ones as rations.
Thinking of this, her thoughts drifted away, and she pulled Zi Yunchen's clothes and said: "Little fairy, you said that the little darlings have eaten love, will they provoke love in the future?"
Zi Yunchen laughed loudly as if hearing some joke.The sharp-edged silhouette looked extremely soft, the smile was full of indulgence and playfulness, and even his chest trembled slightly.
Luo Qingyin was baffled by his smile, her face blushed involuntarily, she clenched her fist and lightly beat his chest, and said angrily, "Hey, what do you mean?"
Zi Yunchen took a good look at her blushing appearance, and two red clouds flew up from her fat-like skin, and her smile became more joyful.
Luo Qingyin was really annoyed: "Hello!"
"This question still needs to be answered?" Zi Yunchen shook his head helplessly, as if a little bit of starlight was reflected in his deep and bottomless eyes, with a swipe of his fingertips, an ice mirror condensed in front of her, and immediately hugged her from back to front waist, put his chin on her shoulder, and motioned her to look at the two hugging each other in the mirror.
"Look, this is you." The sexy thin lips gently kissed her cheek, "This is me. Do you think the combination of your face and mine can produce a child who will not cause trouble?"
Luo Qingyin: "..."
She raised her hand, and pinched Ziyun Chen's cheeks with her slender fingers. Seeing that the handsome face of the person in the mirror was deformed by her pinching, she relieved her hatred and said, "Then you can't give them to eat."
Zi Yunchen asked in surprise: "Why?"
"Let's talk about heredity." Luo Qingyin began to be the king of science, "Your father is a philanderer, and your mother is a woman with a dedicated relationship. When you were born, there was a certain probability that you were a philanderer. "
Zi Yunchen: "..."
He looked sideways: "What kind of fallacy is this?"
"Wait for me to finish." Luo Qingyin coughed softly, "You have inherited your mother's single-mindedness, but it doesn't mean that you have not inherited your father's flamboyance."
Zi Yunchen said with a half smile but not a smile: "So you want to say that I also have the characteristics of a big radish?"
"I didn't say that." Luo Qingyin winked at him mischievously, "I just want to say that you have two traits in your body, but because you have defeated Huaxin, the things you show The character trait is specificity."
Zi Yunchen folded his arms around his chest: "Let me just listen to how far you can talk nonsense."
"There is a basis for this."
Of course, Luo Qingyin would not tell him about the genetic problems of recessive genes and dominant genes, but just told him, "As for me, I am also single-minded, but I also have a certain chance of having the characteristics of being fickle."
Zi Yunchen's face turned cold suddenly, and his whole body was covered with frost: "How dare you?"
"This is a matter of fact, don't interrupt." Luo Qingyin covered his mouth, prevented him from opening, and gave him a clear conclusion, "If our child inherits our single-mindedness, then his future appearance No matter how tall they are, they won't provoke peach blossoms casually. If they accidentally inherit the characteristics of Huaxin, they may become Huaxin big carrots in the future."
Zi Yunchen's thin lips parted slightly, and he spit out five words: "It's definitely a fallacy."
"It's fine if you don't believe me," Luo Qingyin cast a coquettish glance at him, "I can still calculate the probability of the two children being philandering. After cleaning them up, I'll go back and teach the little one to count."
Zi Yunchen: "..."
I'm really worried that she will teach bad children, what should I do?
The black monkey, the devil incarnate, instills the basic knowledge of various robberies every day.
The snow ginseng doll taught them how to drink, and even refined the liquor into pure profound energy and stuffed it into eggs.
Lei Yan taught them how to breathe fire, but he also roasted them with heart-swelling flames, and said confidently, "I will pay attention to the temperature of the fire so that they don't get cooked. I forge eggs for them."
The nine-tailed snow fox taught them the art of ecstasy.
Yin Yang and Usagi told them that what those guys said in front of them was meaningless, the key to being a human being is violence, if one kick can make a hole in the sky, don't use a second kick.
The soul-pointing pen not only reads classics to them, but also reads all kinds of strange stories.
The most frightening thing is that the soul-pointing pen even read "The 36 Strategies of Yufu" once!
As a bead, the dark soul bead treats them who have not yet broken their shells as their own kind, and teaches them how to perfectly roll to where they want to go, referred to as: get out.
Coupled with some strange fallacies taught by Luo Qingyin, he was deeply worried about Feng Shendan.
If those two children broke their shells, what would happen? !
He thought, as a father, he must find a way to straighten the child's thinking that has been so crooked that eight horses can't pull it back.
Otherwise, the Azure Cloud Continent is definitely not as simple as just two demon kings appearing in the world.
Well, the problem is coming.
How to straighten their minds before they break their shells?
Let the master tell them the story of life?
Let Baijiu recite scriptures for them?
I always feel that if those two people are allowed to take action, they will only go further and further down the crooked road...
(End of this chapter)
Tao Xinniang's heart twitched violently, and distorted resentment appeared on her face in pain, and she asked unwillingly, "Why? Why did you do this?"
"Dare to take action against this king's woman. This king is willing to save your life, which is already extraordinarily kind." Zi Yunchen's eyes were clear and cold, and he raised his voice, "Come here."
The Seven Shadow Guards filed in and bowed in salute.
Zi Yunchen's eyes were slightly cold, and he ordered: "Count the loss of Wangba, and send the bill to the elder when he returns to Peach Blossom Island."
Luo Qingyin raised her eyes in surprise: "Keep her?"
"Keep it as a gift for Peach Blossom Island." Zi Yunchen turned his head to look at her, smiled softly, and his whole body was as warm and warm as spring snow melting water, "If you don't want to stay, kill it."
Until this moment, Tao Xinniang felt afraid.
Kill if you want to, keep it if you don't want to, in his eyes, it seems that she is just an ant, life and death are not worth caring about at all.
When the world mentions His Highness Prince Rui, Ziyun Chen, the first thing that comes to mind is either the handsomeness of the most beautiful man in the Cangyun Continent, or his unfeminine aloofness, or the fact that it only took him less than two years to completely appease Dayan God. The strength of the rebellion.
Few people think about how strong he is and how cruel his heart is.
Now, she finally thought of it.
However, it was too late.
She has lost her chance to come back.
Regarding Zi Yunchen's words, Luo Qingyin shrugged her shoulders, and didn't care so much about the result of a useless person: "Keep it, or hang it on the gate of Lingfeng City, so that everyone in the world can see if they dare to go to Ming Dynasty. What are the consequences of looking for trouble?"
Hearing her own verdict, Tao Xinniang's body fell heavily to the ground, and her eyelids drooped powerlessly.
Vaguely, he saw Zi Yunchen's guard walking towards her.
Looking at Tao Xinniang who was dragged out, Luo Qingyin felt a little emotional.
At the beginning, she still wanted to use a peach blossom fire to make amends for them.
who knew...
That's good too, the peach blossom fire is saved, let's leave it for the little ones as rations.
Thinking of this, her thoughts drifted away, and she pulled Zi Yunchen's clothes and said: "Little fairy, you said that the little darlings have eaten love, will they provoke love in the future?"
Zi Yunchen laughed loudly as if hearing some joke.The sharp-edged silhouette looked extremely soft, the smile was full of indulgence and playfulness, and even his chest trembled slightly.
Luo Qingyin was baffled by his smile, her face blushed involuntarily, she clenched her fist and lightly beat his chest, and said angrily, "Hey, what do you mean?"
Zi Yunchen took a good look at her blushing appearance, and two red clouds flew up from her fat-like skin, and her smile became more joyful.
Luo Qingyin was really annoyed: "Hello!"
"This question still needs to be answered?" Zi Yunchen shook his head helplessly, as if a little bit of starlight was reflected in his deep and bottomless eyes, with a swipe of his fingertips, an ice mirror condensed in front of her, and immediately hugged her from back to front waist, put his chin on her shoulder, and motioned her to look at the two hugging each other in the mirror.
"Look, this is you." The sexy thin lips gently kissed her cheek, "This is me. Do you think the combination of your face and mine can produce a child who will not cause trouble?"
Luo Qingyin: "..."
She raised her hand, and pinched Ziyun Chen's cheeks with her slender fingers. Seeing that the handsome face of the person in the mirror was deformed by her pinching, she relieved her hatred and said, "Then you can't give them to eat."
Zi Yunchen asked in surprise: "Why?"
"Let's talk about heredity." Luo Qingyin began to be the king of science, "Your father is a philanderer, and your mother is a woman with a dedicated relationship. When you were born, there was a certain probability that you were a philanderer. "
Zi Yunchen: "..."
He looked sideways: "What kind of fallacy is this?"
"Wait for me to finish." Luo Qingyin coughed softly, "You have inherited your mother's single-mindedness, but it doesn't mean that you have not inherited your father's flamboyance."
Zi Yunchen said with a half smile but not a smile: "So you want to say that I also have the characteristics of a big radish?"
"I didn't say that." Luo Qingyin winked at him mischievously, "I just want to say that you have two traits in your body, but because you have defeated Huaxin, the things you show The character trait is specificity."
Zi Yunchen folded his arms around his chest: "Let me just listen to how far you can talk nonsense."
"There is a basis for this."
Of course, Luo Qingyin would not tell him about the genetic problems of recessive genes and dominant genes, but just told him, "As for me, I am also single-minded, but I also have a certain chance of having the characteristics of being fickle."
Zi Yunchen's face turned cold suddenly, and his whole body was covered with frost: "How dare you?"
"This is a matter of fact, don't interrupt." Luo Qingyin covered his mouth, prevented him from opening, and gave him a clear conclusion, "If our child inherits our single-mindedness, then his future appearance No matter how tall they are, they won't provoke peach blossoms casually. If they accidentally inherit the characteristics of Huaxin, they may become Huaxin big carrots in the future."
Zi Yunchen's thin lips parted slightly, and he spit out five words: "It's definitely a fallacy."
"It's fine if you don't believe me," Luo Qingyin cast a coquettish glance at him, "I can still calculate the probability of the two children being philandering. After cleaning them up, I'll go back and teach the little one to count."
Zi Yunchen: "..."
I'm really worried that she will teach bad children, what should I do?
The black monkey, the devil incarnate, instills the basic knowledge of various robberies every day.
The snow ginseng doll taught them how to drink, and even refined the liquor into pure profound energy and stuffed it into eggs.
Lei Yan taught them how to breathe fire, but he also roasted them with heart-swelling flames, and said confidently, "I will pay attention to the temperature of the fire so that they don't get cooked. I forge eggs for them."
The nine-tailed snow fox taught them the art of ecstasy.
Yin Yang and Usagi told them that what those guys said in front of them was meaningless, the key to being a human being is violence, if one kick can make a hole in the sky, don't use a second kick.
The soul-pointing pen not only reads classics to them, but also reads all kinds of strange stories.
The most frightening thing is that the soul-pointing pen even read "The 36 Strategies of Yufu" once!
As a bead, the dark soul bead treats them who have not yet broken their shells as their own kind, and teaches them how to perfectly roll to where they want to go, referred to as: get out.
Coupled with some strange fallacies taught by Luo Qingyin, he was deeply worried about Feng Shendan.
If those two children broke their shells, what would happen? !
He thought, as a father, he must find a way to straighten the child's thinking that has been so crooked that eight horses can't pull it back.
Otherwise, the Azure Cloud Continent is definitely not as simple as just two demon kings appearing in the world.
Well, the problem is coming.
How to straighten their minds before they break their shells?
Let the master tell them the story of life?
Let Baijiu recite scriptures for them?
I always feel that if those two people are allowed to take action, they will only go further and further down the crooked road...
(End of this chapter)
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