The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 259 The Divine Hand
Bu Yao automatically made up the scene of a rough guy with five big and three rough feeding his captain to eat with a smile...

The picture was so beautiful that she didn't dare to think about it.

Lu Yan snorted coldly, and said mockingly, "I'm afraid you don't know that there is something called the left hand."

Then he immediately searched on Baidu: How to use the left hand to eat elegantly and dignifiedly, wait online, very urgent.

Search Results: Hello, if you don't need your right hand, you can donate it to someone in need.

Lu Yan: "..." Spicy Chicken Baidu.

He Xiaopang handed the chopsticks to him very 'intimately', with the appearance of a little eunuch serving the emperor's meal, "Come here, would you like to try something new with a ball first?"

After speaking, he immediately took a few steps back to protect his face, preventing the hot soup from splashing on his face.

The others followed suit and all covered their faces and retreated.

"Stupid human beings, today I will let you see what is called the hand of God." Lu Yan snorted coldly, and while the pot was not paying attention, he picked up his chopsticks and poked at the meatballs in the pot, and then made an empty hole .

Punch again, empty again, still pierce, still empty.

Lu Yan: "..."

He still doesn't believe in this evil!
In the next few minutes, everyone in Win silently watched a battle of wits between his mentally handicapped captain and hot pot meatballs, which was as exciting as whack-a-mole.

"Wow, the divine hand is really awesome." He Xiaopang clapped against his will.

Explosion: "This 100% empty big skill shows my face."

Jiang Jiang: "Can I be reimbursed if the bottom of the pot is rotten?"

Lai Fu: "It seems impossible."

Bu Yao was already holding back her laughter so much that she was about to hurt internally, she reached out and handed over the chopsticks in his hand, then shook her tightly held hand, signaling him to let go: "Stop making trouble, captain, let's go back early after eating early gone."

"Isn't it because you didn't break the seal for me?" Lu Yan propped his chin with one hand, and smiled slyly: "If you want to feed me, just tell me, everyone is an adult, so there is no need to beat around the bush."

The more he talked, the more reasonable he felt, so he just blackmailed her with confidence, "I don't care, no one will go home until I've been fed today!"

"Excuse me?" Bu Yao was once again shocked by his shamelessness, do you dare to let go of your hand before saying this sentence?
And what the hell is feeding?Are all you grown-ups talking so sensually?
"Fucking captain, you are really getting more and more shameless, how could you say such shameful things to our Brother Bu!" Jiang Jiang's dark eyes flashed with excitement, "Come on, Brother Bu, feed him! "

In the next second, he was forcefully stuffed with chopsticks of vegetables, and Lai Fu rubbed his head: "Eat well and don't talk."

The two brothers, Burst, patted Bu Yao on the shoulders, "Do you need to buy a baby bottle for your baby Lu Yan? Fill him with a bottle of hot pot to kill him!"

"What bottle do you use, just put it on your mouth." After He Xiaopang finished speaking, he took the lead in covering his eyes, for fear that the next scene would tarnish his beautiful heart.

"Hey, just hello, who is afraid of whom?" Bu Yao picked up the chopsticks, and with a desperate look, picked up a piece of duck blood and shook it in front of his eyes.

"See this piece of duck blood?"

Lu Yan nodded obediently, and moved her chopsticks away just as she was about to open her mouth. The next second, the piece of duck blood fell into He Xiaopang's bowl.

Bu Yao: "I won't even give you food for Xiaopang!"

Lu Yan: "..." Damn mentally retarded.

Then she picked up another piece of tofu and waved it in front of his eyes, "Did you see this piece of tofu?"

This time he didn't even order the head, and the piece of tofu had already arrived in the vegetable bowl.

(End of this chapter)