The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 322 Brother Rumors, Beg for Hands Online
"If I charge my lifetime renewal fee, there will be no other people." Lu Yan said, reaching out to change the name of the live broadcast room.

[Rumor brother, ask for help online]

Bu Yao: "..." Oh, this strange possessiveness.

Then he began to explain to everyone on his own: "Hi Summoners, welcome to the Rumor CP large-scale worship site, renewal once in 100 years, renewal twice in 100 years, renewal three times in 100 years, deal, congratulations to the players Lu Meili replaces Lin, who is not surnamed Lin, as the new Tuhao brother and the only good brother of the black meat."

[System] Lin, not surnamed Lin, sent out ten [good job] and said: 噫 噫 噫 噫... My country is dead.

[Hahahaha, it's clearly a movie of three people, but I can't have a name. 】

[Come here!Escort!The local tyrant has been usurped! 】

[What the hell is going on?I'm a fan of CP?When he came in, he was dumbfounded. 】

[Hahaha I feel sorry for the local tyrant. 】

……

When He Xiaopang came up with a knife in his hand, what he saw was such a joyful scene of worship.

He Xiaopang: "..." Excuse me.

He was happily watching the live broadcast in his room, when a message popped up that Lu Meihao had renewed his subscription for 100 years, so scared that he thought that the two guys had their brains squeezed by the door and wanted an official announcement.

He didn't even have time to put on his shoes because he was in a hurry to come out to suppress them.

As soon as Bu Yao turned her head, she saw him standing behind them with bare feet and a look of lovelessness, holding a shining toy kitchen knife in his hand.

She was so frightened that she trembled: "Fuck, what are you doing, little fat?"

He Xiaopang was expressionless: "Don't you want to ask for help? Do you need me to kill a chicken and drip two drops of blood for you? Or order two mosquito coils and throw two bowls?"

Bu Yao: "..." To be honest, your expression looks like you want to kill someone.

However, the barrage is still watching the excitement, so it's not a big deal.

[Ha ha ha fat brother!Let us report that the upper two roads in your family are trying to digest it internally! 】

【Fortunately, they were stopped by us! 】

[Hey, I still think that 100 years is very suspicious, fat brother, you touch your nipple and talk, are they together! 】

[Wow, that 100-year renewal really looks like my woman, I'm here to raise it, okay? 】

[Fat brother, please take care of Lu Shen, we Mrs. Lu have been reduced to the point where we go to other women's live broadcast rooms to watch him every day! 】

[And you can only see a corner of your clothes, crying! 】

……

Seeing these crying barrages, He Xiaopang suddenly came up with inspiration. He had a knife in his hand, who would he be afraid of, so he immediately turned the camera and pointed it at Lu Yan, and then put the knife on his neck.

Lu Yan: "???"

He Xiaopang looked at him with a half-smile: "You are touching your abdominal muscles and talking, are you with our Brother Bu?"

"No." Lu Yan rolled his eyes at him, thinking that they would be together sooner or later.

He Xiaopang: "Tell your Mrs. Lu, what kind do you like?"

Lu Yan subconsciously took a sneak peek at the person next to him, and then started talking nonsense: "Short, dark-skinned, short-cut, gentle, and as cowardly as a dog in playing games."

He Xiaopang: "What's your relationship with our Brother Bu?"

Lu Yan: "Brother." The kind that can be gay.

He Xiaopang: "When will the live broadcast start?"

Lu Yan: "Tomorrow."

[Hahahaha, shit, I automatically made up for my gentle personality, it's scary. 】

[Husband, you really don’t like humans. 】

(End of this chapter)