The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 326 You have the ability to open the door
As soon as Lu Yan lay down on the bed after washing, he received the news of the crusade from Shang Shan Lao Zhou next door.

[Shangshan Lao Zhou next door: The dog is better than Lu Yan, he has done a lot of evil, he has lost all conscience, and ruined my innocence. 】

[Lao Zhou next door: suddenly hit the dog jpg.]

[Unhappy being bitten by a dog: Don't smash the door today?There is no sense of ritual at all. 】

[Shangdan Lao Zhou next door: ...I'm so exhausted, who cares about the sense of ceremony. 】

[Unhappy after being bitten by a dog: Oh~ Was Guang Guang put on a cuckold? 】

[Old Zhou next door: Teach your sister!I am tired from playing games! 】

[Unhappy being bitten by a dog: Don't you just want me to clarify for you, I understand. 】

[Old Zhou next door:? ? ?clarify what?What do you know? 】

Zhou Ziming in front of the screen thumped in his heart, and suddenly had a bad premonition.

Then he received a screenshot of the chat.

[Unhappy being bitten by a dog: Old Zhou is in my room. 】

【Little Guangguang in the jungle: ...】

Zhou Ziming: "..." My day.

[Unhappy being bitten by a dog: Good night, I hope you can live safely until tomorrow. 】

On the other side, Bu Yao received another crazy private message from Xu Lang, a brain-filling boy.

[Xu Langlang V: Damn it!Young lady!Has your captain moved on so quickly?Are fairy tales really deceptive?Am I getting green? 】

[Xu Langlang V: I'm not as good as him, is it because I'm too white? 】

[Sailor Moon HeroV: ...So have you bent yet?After finally being mentally prepared and wanting to show him women's clothing, it turns out that he doesn't love you anymore? 】

[Xu Langlang V: It's impossible to wear women's clothes, and it's impossible to wear women's clothes in this life!And I'm straight, it's impossible to bend in this life! 】

[Sailor Moon HeroV: Then why are you paying so much attention to him? 】

[Xu Langlang V: Only by knowing yourself and the enemy can you win a hundred battles!As long as I clearly understand the big guy's preferences, I can make him hate me crazily. I will change what he likes about me. It's a bit exciting to think about it. When I get rid of the big guy, can I follow my Weibo? 】

Bu Yao: "..." This kid is probably a fool.

[Sailor Moon HeroV: Don't close it, get out. 】

[Xu Langlang V: Hey, hey, I won't give up! 】

Bu Yao didn't bother to talk to him, and just after logging out of Weibo, she received a voice from Guangshen. She opened it with a confused face, and heard Guangshen's serious voice: "I have vocal cords."

Bu Yao: "..."

[Unhappy with a toothache: You are poisonous. 】

Then she received a screenshot.

[Unhappy being bitten by a dog: Old Zhou is in my room. 】

[DM, Light: ...]

Bu Yao: "..."

[DM, Light: You're welcome. 】

Looking at this flamboyant screenshot, Bu Yao suddenly came up with inspiration. She quietly put on her shoes and got out of bed to open the door, and rang his screaming chicken doorbell.

Lu Yan had already fallen asleep in a daze, and suddenly heard a hoarse rooster crowing, and then heard the voice of a single rap sung by their house: "Lu Goubi, open the door, open the door, open the door, you have the ability to hide Man, you have the ability to open the door, don't hide inside and make no noise, I know you are at home!"

Lu Yan: "..."

The sound of howling ghosts and howling wolves was accompanied by hoarse chicken crowing, successfully waking him up.

Lu Yan sat up in a jerk, scolded 'fuck' with a disheveled face, and floated to the door like a wandering ghost to open it for her, while thinking about how to punish the person who disturbed his sleep.

(End of this chapter)