The e-sports god takes it home
Chapter 351 Small Stove
Chapter 351 Small Stove
"Laifu, when are you going to buy sharks for him?" Blast said and patted Lu Yan, "It just so happens that there is a ready-made barbecue grill here."
Jiang Jiang: "...I want to roast broccoli on his head, is it okay?"
If it wasn't for being pinned down, Lu Yan would have given him a jio, "You want to die."
"Don't talk nonsense, as long as you can get him to the hospital today, let alone broccoli, you can just put watermelon rind on his head." He Xiaopang said.
"Okay!" Jiang Jiang responded, and began to break his hand holding the head of the bed.
"Fuck, fuck, your wife actually touched my hand. What are you doing in front of my husband? It's shameless, you should take care of it!" Lu Yan struggled to death.
Reminded by him, Laifu took Jiang Jiang and put him aside, "Just watch from the side, I will do this kind of rough work."
Jiang Jiang looked excited: "Okay! I will cheer for you!"
Lu Yan: "???" Excuse me?
He was completely autistic, paralyzed on the bed like a dead fish, with both hands still holding on to the head of the bed, pretending to sniff his nose, and tearfully said: "Hey, my husband, look at me!" ! They bullied your wife together, they took the opportunity to molest your wife, they touched your wife's hand and pulled your wife's leg!"
Blast rubbed his arms with some chills, "Don't be ashamed, okay? Those who didn't know thought you were being fucked and cried."
"However, I called them here." Bu Yao looked at him with some amusement, "When you forced us to pick up waste at the hospital that day, why didn't you expect today?"
Lu Yan: "..."
"Didn't I see that you were dying of pain?" He defended himself in a low voice.
Bu Yao: "I see you are burning to death now."
"How could it be? If your body is hot enough to warm your bed, it will heat up quickly." Lu Yan blinked and looked at her innocently, "Husband, don't you want your little heater?"
For a moment, everyone present felt that they had been forcefully stuffed with dog food.
Explosion let go of his legs angrily, "Fuck, I'm quitting, let's just piss him off."
He Xiaopang also let go of his hand, "Care is dead, if you lose the next game, I will screw your dog's head."
Jiang Jiang: "Burn it, burn it, I will share half of my shark with you."
Laifu rubbed his head: "Finally, you are willing to admit that you want to eat sharks."
Jiang Jiang: "Get lost!"
Cai Cai followed them out with a dazed expression, thinking: who am I and where am I?Didn't you want to carry the captain to the hospital? Why did you go back again?
Forget it, let's go with them.
It wasn't until they walked away that Lu Yan finally breathed a sigh of relief, and finally let go of the hand holding the head of the bed, hugged his humanoid pillow, rolled to the innermost side of the bed, buried his face in the pillow and sulked.
Seeing him hugging around the humanoid pillow with his face printed on it, Bu Yao felt a little ashamed for no reason, and stretched out his hand to poke his waist, "It's okay not to go to the hospital, just drink the ginger soup and take the medicine on time."
He let out a soft 'hum' from his nose and didn't even move, it seemed that he was really angry.
"What are you doing? Do you want to be cold and violent to your husband?"
He still doesn't speak.
Bu Yao sighed, and said patiently: "How can I be willing to take medicine?"
"Sleep with me tonight." His voice was muffled, sounding particularly aggrieved.
Then he heard her walking away, and the sound of opening and closing the door, he couldn't help but feel even more wronged, and said to himself: "If you don't want to, forget it."
(End of this chapter)
"Laifu, when are you going to buy sharks for him?" Blast said and patted Lu Yan, "It just so happens that there is a ready-made barbecue grill here."
Jiang Jiang: "...I want to roast broccoli on his head, is it okay?"
If it wasn't for being pinned down, Lu Yan would have given him a jio, "You want to die."
"Don't talk nonsense, as long as you can get him to the hospital today, let alone broccoli, you can just put watermelon rind on his head." He Xiaopang said.
"Okay!" Jiang Jiang responded, and began to break his hand holding the head of the bed.
"Fuck, fuck, your wife actually touched my hand. What are you doing in front of my husband? It's shameless, you should take care of it!" Lu Yan struggled to death.
Reminded by him, Laifu took Jiang Jiang and put him aside, "Just watch from the side, I will do this kind of rough work."
Jiang Jiang looked excited: "Okay! I will cheer for you!"
Lu Yan: "???" Excuse me?
He was completely autistic, paralyzed on the bed like a dead fish, with both hands still holding on to the head of the bed, pretending to sniff his nose, and tearfully said: "Hey, my husband, look at me!" ! They bullied your wife together, they took the opportunity to molest your wife, they touched your wife's hand and pulled your wife's leg!"
Blast rubbed his arms with some chills, "Don't be ashamed, okay? Those who didn't know thought you were being fucked and cried."
"However, I called them here." Bu Yao looked at him with some amusement, "When you forced us to pick up waste at the hospital that day, why didn't you expect today?"
Lu Yan: "..."
"Didn't I see that you were dying of pain?" He defended himself in a low voice.
Bu Yao: "I see you are burning to death now."
"How could it be? If your body is hot enough to warm your bed, it will heat up quickly." Lu Yan blinked and looked at her innocently, "Husband, don't you want your little heater?"
For a moment, everyone present felt that they had been forcefully stuffed with dog food.
Explosion let go of his legs angrily, "Fuck, I'm quitting, let's just piss him off."
He Xiaopang also let go of his hand, "Care is dead, if you lose the next game, I will screw your dog's head."
Jiang Jiang: "Burn it, burn it, I will share half of my shark with you."
Laifu rubbed his head: "Finally, you are willing to admit that you want to eat sharks."
Jiang Jiang: "Get lost!"
Cai Cai followed them out with a dazed expression, thinking: who am I and where am I?Didn't you want to carry the captain to the hospital? Why did you go back again?
Forget it, let's go with them.
It wasn't until they walked away that Lu Yan finally breathed a sigh of relief, and finally let go of the hand holding the head of the bed, hugged his humanoid pillow, rolled to the innermost side of the bed, buried his face in the pillow and sulked.
Seeing him hugging around the humanoid pillow with his face printed on it, Bu Yao felt a little ashamed for no reason, and stretched out his hand to poke his waist, "It's okay not to go to the hospital, just drink the ginger soup and take the medicine on time."
He let out a soft 'hum' from his nose and didn't even move, it seemed that he was really angry.
"What are you doing? Do you want to be cold and violent to your husband?"
He still doesn't speak.
Bu Yao sighed, and said patiently: "How can I be willing to take medicine?"
"Sleep with me tonight." His voice was muffled, sounding particularly aggrieved.
Then he heard her walking away, and the sound of opening and closing the door, he couldn't help but feel even more wronged, and said to himself: "If you don't want to, forget it."
(End of this chapter)
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