The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 374 Why is it home if you haven't won the championship

[All] yooo (Bian Que): Can I beg you to show some face?
[All] Bu Yao is the cutest (Diao Chan): What is the face?Is it important to have a wife?
[All] yooo (Bian Que): If you are gay all day long, who knows that that could be your wife?Please let me and Chengcheng go, I really don't dare anymore.

[All] Bu Yao is the cutest (Diao Chan): There is a condition.

[All] yooo (Bian Que):? ? ?
[All] Bu Yao is the cutest (Diao Chan): Please make sure to say the last sentence every time you comment on a game in the future, Win is such rubbish, you must lose.

[All] yooo (Bian Que): ...I feel that I have been insulted.

[All] Bu Yao is the cutest (Diao Chan): Oh, by the way, let's curse the rumor that CP will not end well. Bu Yao and I thank you for eighteen generations of ancestors.

[All] yooo (Bian Que): Get lost, uncle!
[All] Bu Yao is the cutest (Diao Chan): I won't tell you anymore, I'm going to hug my pillow and go back to sleep.

After Lu Yan finished speaking, he manipulated Diao Chan to kill Bian Que again, pushing away the enemy crystal with the line of soldiers along the way.

When he returned to the main interface, he suddenly saw an application for intimacy.

Lu Yan froze for a second, then clicked on the You dialog box and started sending bombing messages crazily.

[Buyao is the cutest: Damn!Your tainted milk is a real spirit! ! ! 】

[Buyao is the cutest: Just cursed for a second and it took effect! ! ! 】

[Bu Yao is the cutest: My wife sent me an application for intimacy! ! ! 】

[Bu Yao is the cutest: Why don't you be a commentator, go tell your fortune!I can take you to that flyover where I used to scavenge!It doesn’t matter if you don’t know how to play the erhu, I can lend you my fans who can play the erhu, and there are even people who can dance jazz for you to complement your beauty! 】

[yooo: Be sober, I haven't started cursing yet. 】

【Buyao is the cutest:...】

After being speechless for a second, Lu Yan was still uncontrollably happy, rolling around on the bed with his mobile phone in his arms while giggling...

rolling around……

It wasn't until he rolled out of bed that he finally woke up.

He got up from the ground, tried his best to restrain the corners of his frantically raised lips, and sent the screenshot to the team group.

【Unhappy to be disturbed: [picture]】

[Unhappy to be disturbed: Come and take a look, Bu Yao has seduced me in public!She is finally no longer satisfied with a purely physical relationship, she is going to have a soul bond with me, she is going to digest me internally! 】

[Unhappy to be disturbed: Why do you call yourself home if you haven't won the championship? 】

【Unhappy to be disturbed: Since you have been secretly in love with me for so long, I will reluctantly agree. 】

[I'm ashamed and unhappy: Is it too late for me to say I pressed the wrong button?Ah ah ah no consent too shameful!Fans will see it during the live broadcast of duo! 】

[Unhappy to be interrupted: So you still want to take me to live broadcast double row to declare sovereignty? 】

【Disgruntled and unhappy:...】

[I'm not fat, I'm bloated: Are you sure you're not showing off? 】

[Nicholas Blast: What's the deal with agreeing?Do you have the ability to refuse one and show me? 】

[Singer Su Qianjiang from Lingfen: Someone else's boyfriend series? 】

[It's Life, not Laifu: Agree, I've applied. @士尝歌姐Su Qianjiang]

【Cai Cai is not good at all:...】

Bu Yao sent him a private chat message with a look of lovelessness.

[I'm ashamed and unhappy: Did you really agree? 】

[Unhappy to be disturbed: When did I reject you? 】

Bu Yao looked at his words in a daze, and suddenly laughed.

He never hesitated to express his love for her.

[Unhappy to be disturbed: I know what you're worried about, it's just a trumpet, it's okay. 】

[Unhappy to be disturbed: I have already used the couple's name, it is too late for you to regret it now, you have to be responsible to me. 】

【Unhappy to be disturbed: Bixin jpg.】

Looking at the lovely Mr. Lu today, Bu Yao still couldn't help telling him the truth.

[I'm ashamed and unhappy: shaking hands is fake, but loving you is real. 】

【I lost my face and was unhappy: I received a jpg.】

You can't lose to him in Bisao, and of course you can't lose in Bishao!

Then she heard footsteps and his knock on the door.

【Unhappy to be disturbed: Open the door, your dear little wife is here to carry you back to bed. 】

But Bu Yao, who had just said the love story, felt ashamed belatedly, and refused.

[Unhappy with embarrassment: No. 】

[Unhappy to be disturbed: what are you doing?Shy again? 】

【Unhappy to be disturbed: Do you need me to sing you a little rabbit obediently to coax you to open the door?Or shout a mantra to open the door with sesame seeds?Or let down your hair like Rapunzel and I'll crawl in? 】

Bu Yao: "..."

Her silly son really read too many fairy tales.

【Unhappy to be disturbed: How can I open the door~】

He couldn't open the door by shouting, so he started to act coquettishly.

Looking at the wavy line, Bu Yao couldn't help but twitch her lips.

[I'm ashamed and unhappy: Weren't you very capable when you tricked me into opening the door a few days ago?Out of style today? 】

Two minutes later, she heard a 'crash', the sound of something breaking, accompanied by the painful wailing of her captain.

Bu Yao sat up from the bed with a jerk, her first reaction was: Damn, he jumped off the building?
The second reaction was: No, her stupid son is not that stupid.

The third reaction is: Why don't you open the door and have a look...

As soon as this idea came to her mind, she killed it. She will never be fooled today!

[I'm ashamed and unhappy: what are you doing?Hanged himself?Suicide by taking poison?Broken boulder in chest? 】

He didn't respond after waiting for 2 minutes, and Bu Yao panicked a little.

[I lost my face and was unhappy: Are you still alive? 】

[I'm ashamed and unhappy: You don't have to scare me, I won't open the door today. 】

[Disgruntled and unhappy: Hey?Doggie?wife?It's fine to lend the vocal cords to Guangshen, but also the fingers? 】

……

She talked to herself like crazy for 5 minutes, but he didn't respond.

Bu Yao could only open the door silently to see if he was dead or not.

Then she saw him squatting at her door with a sad face, in front of him was the broken glass of Peppa Pig, his expression looked like a dead mother.

Bu Yao: "..." Is your acting a bit too much?

"It's against you? Don't you dare not reply when you send a message?" She raised her foot and kicked him, "What about you, why are you shouting so loudly when you have nothing to do? I don't know if it will make people worry?"

"Only in this way can I express my sadness of losing the love cup." Lu Yan made a 'shh' gesture, "Don't talk, I will mourn for it for 10 minutes."

Bu Yao: "..." Insane.

"Then mourn in silence. I'm going back to sleep." She gave him a blank look, and was about to leave.

But Lu Yan got up quickly, put her hand on the door panel and gave her a doorknob, with a tricky smile on her face, "Wait a minute, I have a project I want to talk to you about."

(End of this chapter)