The e-sports god takes it home
Chapter 426 I Poisoned Myself
Chapter 426 I Poisoned Myself
Bu Yao pushed his head and asked curiously, "How did you eat when I wasn't here?"
"I don't eat it in the morning. My aunt cooks it for lunch and afternoon. I take out food for supper. I occasionally go to the team next door to grab a meal." After he finished speaking in one breath, he murmured in a low voice: "You may not believe it, but cooking is delicious. gone."
Bu Yao: "..."
It's not just unbelief, she was so shocked that her hands were shaking, okay?
Please forgive her for not being able to imagine Guangshen cooking with a cold face, just like she can't imagine that such a person can secretly love Su Chong!
Thinking about it this way, Bu Yao suddenly felt that Su Chong's teasing was somewhat acceptable.
Seeing her suddenly stunned, Lu Yan stretched out his hand and shook it in front of her eyes, "What are you thinking?"
Bu Yao glanced at his face that could only eat, "I was wondering why you can't cook."
A coquettish and flirtatious person like him should get the god-level flirtatious skill of cooking, okay?
Not only was this person not ashamed of not being able to cook, but he even rubbed against her neck coquettishly, his tone full of complacency: "In this way, I can eat the meals made by Bu Yaoyao every day! "
Bu Yaoyao pushed his head away with disgust on his face, "Go away, you won't have breakfast today."
Lu Yan: "..."
He sighed faintly, "Let me tell you this, "Others' cooking is life, and mine is survival. I can cook well in the kitchen and fry well in the oven. In theory, I can cook any dish, okay." Bad all depends on luck, salty all depends on the touch, I am serious about cooking, I am born to be unpalatable, the boiled water is boiled to perfection, and it is used to make noodles. If you don’t mind these, please use the spatula Leave it to me, I'll poison it myself. "
Bu Yao: "..." Sorry, I want to blow your dog's head off with a spatula.
"If you put all of BB's talent into cooking, you might be able to become a teacher at New Oriental." She couldn't help but roll her eyes.
Lu Yan clicked his lips regretfully, "I thought so too, but my mother stopped me."
Bu Yao: "???"
"It is said that she cooks better than me with an excavator."
Bu Yao: "..."
After finishing speaking, he held her tightly again, and rubbed her body coquettishly, "So you have to support me for the rest of my life."
Bu Yao: "..." So why should I adopt a stupid son.
……
Unknowingly, the regular season has reached the fourth week. At 07:30 on Wednesday night, at the Jinshi E-sports Center, the CH team challenged the Win team away.
Because the abbreviation of the team was not chosen well, the CH team was affectionately called by the fans: the foodie team.
"Dear summoners, good evening, we meet again in the new week, I am your commentator You!" On the commentary stage, You still looked excited.
In Lu Yan's words, he was as excited as if he picked up millions every day.
Guolicheng nodded, "Hello everyone, I am Guolicheng who still hasn't received the endorsement fee from Guolicheng today."
"It's impossible to get endorsement fees, and it's impossible to get endorsement fees in this life." You laughed.
Guo Licheng: "I can't help it, I need a meal."
You: "I support you."
"Are you supported by your salary that was deducted as a negative number for swearing in those years?" He asked with a half-smile.
You: "..." I was speechless.
【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the new week starts with Chengyouhu being gay! 】
[Hahahaha Brother You is choked up, if you don't get rid of the swearing problem, your wife won't be able to support you anymore. 】
(End of this chapter)
Bu Yao pushed his head and asked curiously, "How did you eat when I wasn't here?"
"I don't eat it in the morning. My aunt cooks it for lunch and afternoon. I take out food for supper. I occasionally go to the team next door to grab a meal." After he finished speaking in one breath, he murmured in a low voice: "You may not believe it, but cooking is delicious. gone."
Bu Yao: "..."
It's not just unbelief, she was so shocked that her hands were shaking, okay?
Please forgive her for not being able to imagine Guangshen cooking with a cold face, just like she can't imagine that such a person can secretly love Su Chong!
Thinking about it this way, Bu Yao suddenly felt that Su Chong's teasing was somewhat acceptable.
Seeing her suddenly stunned, Lu Yan stretched out his hand and shook it in front of her eyes, "What are you thinking?"
Bu Yao glanced at his face that could only eat, "I was wondering why you can't cook."
A coquettish and flirtatious person like him should get the god-level flirtatious skill of cooking, okay?
Not only was this person not ashamed of not being able to cook, but he even rubbed against her neck coquettishly, his tone full of complacency: "In this way, I can eat the meals made by Bu Yaoyao every day! "
Bu Yaoyao pushed his head away with disgust on his face, "Go away, you won't have breakfast today."
Lu Yan: "..."
He sighed faintly, "Let me tell you this, "Others' cooking is life, and mine is survival. I can cook well in the kitchen and fry well in the oven. In theory, I can cook any dish, okay." Bad all depends on luck, salty all depends on the touch, I am serious about cooking, I am born to be unpalatable, the boiled water is boiled to perfection, and it is used to make noodles. If you don’t mind these, please use the spatula Leave it to me, I'll poison it myself. "
Bu Yao: "..." Sorry, I want to blow your dog's head off with a spatula.
"If you put all of BB's talent into cooking, you might be able to become a teacher at New Oriental." She couldn't help but roll her eyes.
Lu Yan clicked his lips regretfully, "I thought so too, but my mother stopped me."
Bu Yao: "???"
"It is said that she cooks better than me with an excavator."
Bu Yao: "..."
After finishing speaking, he held her tightly again, and rubbed her body coquettishly, "So you have to support me for the rest of my life."
Bu Yao: "..." So why should I adopt a stupid son.
……
Unknowingly, the regular season has reached the fourth week. At 07:30 on Wednesday night, at the Jinshi E-sports Center, the CH team challenged the Win team away.
Because the abbreviation of the team was not chosen well, the CH team was affectionately called by the fans: the foodie team.
"Dear summoners, good evening, we meet again in the new week, I am your commentator You!" On the commentary stage, You still looked excited.
In Lu Yan's words, he was as excited as if he picked up millions every day.
Guolicheng nodded, "Hello everyone, I am Guolicheng who still hasn't received the endorsement fee from Guolicheng today."
"It's impossible to get endorsement fees, and it's impossible to get endorsement fees in this life." You laughed.
Guo Licheng: "I can't help it, I need a meal."
You: "I support you."
"Are you supported by your salary that was deducted as a negative number for swearing in those years?" He asked with a half-smile.
You: "..." I was speechless.
【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the new week starts with Chengyouhu being gay! 】
[Hahahaha Brother You is choked up, if you don't get rid of the swearing problem, your wife won't be able to support you anymore. 】
(End of this chapter)
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