The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 691 I'm so happy to be raped by a pig

Until he walked away, Bu Yao was still repeating that sentence mechanically and numbly: remember.

It was only ten steps away from her room to the door of the house, and he babbled out an excellent composition for elementary school students.

In ancient times, Cao Zhi wrote a poem in seven steps, but now Lu Yan writes an essay in ten steps.

The title of the composition is "Guidelines for Breeding Buyaoyao".

He can really BB.

He said Bu Yao in a dazed manner, which was both funny and sour. The disgust was really disgusting, and the reluctance was also really reluctant.

If he said a few more words about BB, she couldn't help but want to leave with him.

During the few months they were together, the two of them hadn't really been separated much.

Bu Yao turned over, buried her head in the quilt and muttered, "Why did I start to miss him just after I left..."

She lay limp on the bed, unable to fall asleep or think about it, so she simply tried to argue with her little brother.

[Nobody warms the bed and is unhappy: Little brother, I can tell you very responsibly now, that’s really, I’ve suffered a lot. 】

She doesn't need to describe the cause and effect, she believes that Chi Rouwen Kuangmo Xiaonian can understand it in seconds.

And Chi Rouwen Kuangmo Xiaonian did not disappoint her, and immediately responded to the message.

[A small rice cake: Buyaoyao Niubi! ! ! (Breaking sound)】

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After flirting with her for a while, Bu Yao received a call from Buyan asking why she hadn't gone to the hospital yet.

Only then did Bu Yao suddenly remember that she still had a bedridden mother and a dying brother waiting for her in the hospital.

I could only drag my crushed and reassembled body to get up, cook a meal, and then take a taxi to the hospital.

Just when Buyan was about to faint from hunger, she finally waited for Bu Yao. Today she was wearing a BF-style white long-sleeved shirt, buttoned up tightly, half of the hem tucked into light-colored jeans, and her long hair Plucked casually on the shoulders, the whole person looks extremely cool.

Buyan glanced at her suspiciously, and muttered, "Why do you wear long sleeves on a hot day..."

"Sun protection." Bu Yao raised her hand and gave him a chestnut, "Eat your food."

Buyan rubbed his head, and responded aggrievedly, always feeling as if he had discovered something extraordinary.

Bu Yao took care of Fang Ping in the hospital as usual during the day, and went home at night to wash up and read WeChat in bed.

As soon as she entered, she saw that Captain Lu of her family had changed his profile picture, from an autistic lotus to a blooming lotus, with four large characters written on it: I am happy.

The WeChat ID has also changed to: I am so happy to be slapped by a pig.

Bu Yao: "..." You are so coquettish.

When she clicked on the dialog box, she saw that Lu Yan had sent her a picture. The picture showed a lotus flower withered in the wind. The only two remaining petals hung stubbornly from the lotus pod in the center, and there were also four large characters written on it. : I'm about to fall.

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: Your avatar, you're welcome. 】

At the end, there is also a little kiss expression.

Bu Yao: "..." You are the pig!
She silently changed her profile picture and ID before sending him a message to complain.

[I'm super happy when I get to the cabbage: Why is mine a bald lotus! 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: because you lose your hair every day. 】

Bu Yao: "..." I couldn't refute it.

And this guy comforted her without any desire to survive.

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: It’s okay dear, even if you don’t have hair, I still love you. 】

[Cheap cabbage is super happy: ... Goodbye, I don't know you, hand over my lovely boyfriend quickly! 】

In the next second, his video request was sent, Bu Yao picked it up, and saw him leaning against the bed in bear pajamas, holding Dahei, who was full of reluctance, in his arms, each of them felt wronged look at her.

Dahei huddled in his arms, struggling desperately, but he still couldn't escape his clutches, so he could only yell at Bu Yao aggrievedly.

Bu Yao was a little helpless, "What are you holding it for?"

"It has your scent on it." Lu Yan raised Dahei with one hand while speaking, and sucked it——

Dahei let out a 'wow', every cat hair that stood up was full of resistance, and kicked on his neck with a jio, leaving three paw prints on his honey-colored skin, and then jumped off bed, and ran back to Bu Yao's room.

Lu Yan: "..." Unfilial son.

Fortunately, he has long been used to being scratched. He flattened his mouth, looked at Bu Yao with a resentful face, and said deeply, "Do you know what this means?"

"what?"

Lu Yan: "This means that Dahei is straight, and it hates being touched by men."

Bu Yao rolled his eyes at him and exposed him without hesitation: "However, it likes to play with handsome."

"This is friendship between men, not love!" Lu Yan firmly believed that Dahei didn't get close to him because he felt gay, not because he didn't like him!
"I think it doesn't like you because handsome is one of your thousands of CPs. In other words, you are its rival in love." Bu Yao said nonsense seriously.

Lu Yan clicked his tongue, and somehow felt that it made sense.

After all, dogs follow their masters, handsome and even have the same aesthetics as Guangguang, they all like short legs.

Seeing his dejected look, Bu Yao smiled and comforted him: "I'm just kidding, it hasn't seen you for a week, and it's normal if it doesn't know you."

If you don't comfort him, she's afraid that he'll broadcast a live video broadcast to her to stew orange cats in an iron pot tomorrow morning.

Lu Yan responded, and didn't bother with the question anymore. After staring at her for a while, he suddenly asked, "Why don't you wear the same bear pajamas as me?"

There is no tacit understanding at all, hehe!
(End of this chapter)