The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 693 Win Elderly Art Troupe

Bu Yao blushed when he heard it, thinking that you are a fucking logical genius.

[I'm not fat, I'm bloated: If you're sick, hurry up and take him for treatment, we have money! 】

Bu Yao: "..." No, you are wrong, sand sculptures are terminally ill and cannot be cured.

[Nicholas Blast: I just got up a few minutes early today, and disaster happened. A certain dog insisted on making a fuss for breakfast, and if I couldn’t buy it, I had to make him a whole variety of it myself. I have a big one. The old man was forcefully forced into the kitchen by him. I picked up the kitchen knife with my erhu hands, picked up the pot and spoon with the strength of playing the suona, and stir-fried the dishes with the posture of twisting Yangko. Who did I provoke?You can't bully me like this just because I'm a mother-fetal single dog. My first cooking was taken away by this dog man! 】

Bu Yao thought about the beauty of her own silly son, and then thought about how he burst out, as if he had just been released from prison...

[I'm so happy that I got cabbage: That's really cheap for you. 】

[Nicholas Blast:? ? ? 】

[I'm not fat, I'm bloated: This is the legend, love makes people blind...]

[Singer Su Qianjiang from Lingfen: It's nothing to take away the first time, Laifu's lifelong happiness was almost ruthlessly deprived by him! 】

[Singer Su Qianjiang from Lingfen: How dare you think about this joke that stood at the door of my room early in the morning and told a joke for half an hour? 】

Bu Yao looked at the screen in bewilderment, and was about to ask him what was wrong with the joke, when he saw the skillful and distressing burst and said something unexpectedly...

[Nicholas Blast: And then?Did Laifu laugh out loud on the spot? 】

Just as Lai Fu was about to defend himself, he saw that his little fool had already responded to the news with the speed of thunder and jingle bells.

[Singer Su Qianjiang from Lingfen: Fuck you, you know everything!You eavesdropped on our corner! 】

[Nicholas Blast: Fuck, I guessed it right. 】

[I'm not fat, I'm bloated: I still have to guess?He has already clicked on the question at the beginning, please draw the four characters of 'lifelong happiness', which is required for the exam, the word 'ruthless' vividly portrays the tyranny of Lu Goubi, and the word 'deprivation' is accurate Unmistakably described Lu Goubi's ruthlessness, how much tears and anger are contained in a "dog ratio", how much daring to speak out, how much desire, dissatisfaction and sadness. 】

[Singer Su Qianjiang from the graveyard: Nonsense! 】

[Singer Su Qianjiang from the graveyard: Get lost! 】

[Singer Su Qianjiang from the graveyard: Lai Fu they bullied me! 】

[It's Life, not Laifu: Okay, I'll go buy fish right away. 】

His little fool's brain really needs to be mended.

[Cai Cai is not good at all: Do you want to eat fish today? 】

[I am so happy that cabbage is so happy: ...]

[I'm so happy to see the cabbage: My little friend, you have to listen carefully in class. 】

【Cai Cai is not good at all: Oh...】

Out of curiosity, Bu Yao asked one more question.

[So happy that cabbage is so excited: Why didn't you sue? 】

Cai Cai pondered for a moment, and then sent a screenshot of the harassing message someone sent him early in the morning.

Bu Yao click on the picture to see...

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: Young man? 】

[Cai Cai is not good at all:? ? ? 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: If you send too many question marks, they will become curved. 】

【Cai Cai is not good at all:...】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: If you post too many ellipsis, you will get anal. 】

[Cai Cai is not good at all:. . . 】

[Unhappy being bullied by a pig: If you pronounce too many periods, you will be single for the rest of your life. 】

[Cai Cai is not good at all:! ! ! 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: Why don't you type, look down on me, don't you? 】

[Cai Cai is not good at all:,,,]

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: As your captain, don't you deserve a word from you? 】

[Cai Cai is not good at all: In a word. 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: Sorry to bother you. 】

Bu Yao: "..." Captain Lu, you are really good at showing off.

Not even the little ones are spared!

And the simple Cai Cai is still sending messages to ask her.

[Cai Cai is not good at all: Is this a complaint? 】

[I'm so happy to be so happy with cabbage: It doesn't count. 】

[I'm so happy to get to the cabbage: I always feel that my captain is being bullied by you. 】

【Cai Cai is not good at all:...】

[I'm not fat, I'm bloated: Brother Bu, you've changed! 】

[Singer Su Qianjiang from the graveyard: You have been bewitched by a goblin! 】

[It's Life, not Laifu: He finally got to the top by relying on unspoken rules! 】

[Nicholas Blast: Maybe this is the difference between before and after the arch, heh, woman. 】

[Super happy to be raped by a pig: And you don't even have a chance to be raped, and it's useless to file a complaint. 】

There is no chance to explode. Arch. Crack: "..." I hate it.

After listening to their complaints, Bu Yao made a video call to her little friend Lu who started to be a monster early in the morning.

The phone was picked up in a second. Her captain Lu was still wearing the same style of pajamas as hers, holding Dahei in his arms, his eyes were empty, his expression was numb, and he looked like he had seen through the world.

He pulled out his necessary loudspeaker again, and it was playing a melodious tune.

And behind him, the Win Senior Art Troupe started their performance again...

Burst with a thick back and a waist is wearing a small floral apron, holding a pot in one hand and a spoon in the other, and shouting in his mouth: "Fathers and folks, there are thousands of buildings in Guangsha, and the night sleep is only six feet, the waist is ten thousand, and the solar eclipse is only three meals a day." , I dare to make a fool of myself, let the green vegetables in my pot perform a 360-degree backflip for everyone, and it will be 100% impossible to catch after the flip. Everyone who has money will make money, and those who have no money will borrow money to make money."

"Look, you go." He said, holding the handle of the pot with both hands and jerking it upwards, "Go!"

The vegetables in his pot were thrown into the air in an instant, Blast calculated the angle silently in his heart, and immediately stretched out the pot while the vegetables were not paying attention, even slashing a fork.

Then--

Those few small green vegetables fell to the ground shamelessly, and he was afraid that he would be proud if he caught one.

Explosion: "..." Fortunately, I didn't put any oil.

He Xiaopang was sitting at the dining table holding a small floral umbrella to avoid being accidentally injured by his suddenly flying spatula. Seeing this situation, he applauded expressionlessly: "Beautiful job, the money for the pot and vegetables It's all deducted from your salary."

Jiang Jiang stepped on the stool with one leg, his right hand was clenched into a fist as a microphone, and his left hand was artificially brushing the broken hair on his forehead. They were all very bleak: "I'm holding the steamed corn bread in my hand~there's not a single drop of oil in the dish..."

(End of this chapter)