The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 697: Tai Ji's hexagrams and palms, the Chinese have magical skills

【Hahahaha what the hell is raising your feet? Open your mouth and kneel...】

[Looking at my husband's serious expression, I thought he was really here to explain... I'm sorry, I was wrong, you are here to show off. 】

【He's here to mess things up! 】

[Hahahaha help, the KPL officials are crazy and released You and Lu Meili together! 】

……

As KPL's popularity king, Beauty represents traffic, and Bu Yao has no doubt that half of the fans present are for the competition, and the other half are just to watch her silly son fuss.

It's okay for Mrs. Lu to scream, after all, her cub is so handsome tonight, she can understand it, but Buyan, you little blue boy, why are you coaxing?

From the moment Lu Yan appeared, he covered his heart with both hands and began to scream crazy: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh have you seen your boyfriend is so handsome!"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Seeing Bu Yao so much that he wanted to ask him if he still had a long-lost sister named Chi Xiaonian.

She raised her hand and slapped him, "Shut up!"

Buyan closed his mouth aggrievedly, but his heart was still shaking with his hands, as if he was going mad.

"What are you doing?" Bu Yao moved aside with a look of disgust.

Buyan: "I am expressing my love in vibration mode."

Bu Yao: "..." Damn mentally retarded.

The two sides started the Ban (disabled)/Pick (selected) mode, and Lu Yan and You also started their cross talk performance.

Lu Yan: "Let me see which kid is so lucky to be the first to choose a hero."

Then he saw that it was Diamond's turn to choose a hero, and Zhou Ziming chose Lu Bu first-hand.

Lu Yan: "Lying c—"

Before he could swear the swear words, he was interrupted again: "Excuse me, will you deduct ten yuan for every swear word?"

At the same time, I felt a little dark, it's great that someone can finally deduct the money with him.

Then he saw Lu Yan blinked and looked at him innocently: "What dirty words? I don't understand what you are talking about."

You: "What did you want to lie down just now?"

Lu Yan sneered, and then shouted in shock: "Wow's up? Mingshen dares to play with my husband! Do you know that Lu Bu is covered by me?"

You: "..." I lost.

He patted Lu Yan on the shoulder: "If you really can't help it, let's learn about Chengyou's automatic noise reduction? Now it only costs [-], and there is no middleman to make the difference. Where do you want to eliminate it? So easy, mom doesn't have to worry anymore You can't control yourself with your mouth."

Lu Yan looked indifferent: "Please shut down your Gatling, and the swear words you just said."

You: "My tomato..."

Before he could swear out the swear words filtered by the Chengyou brand automatic silencer system, Lu Yan interrupted him with a smile: "Every time you utter a swear word, you will lose a bowl of stewed noodles, two pancake fruits, Three apples, four cucumbers, five oranges, six taels of pork, seven carambola, eight strawberries, nine eggs, ten packs of spicy strips, twenty steamed buns or one QQ member, no killing without buying and selling, please cherish Stay away from swear words on wages, your family Chengcheng has worked hard raising pigs these years."

You: "...please shut your quick mouth, thank you for your cooperation."

The barrage has gone completely crazy.

[Hahahahahahaha You's inner os: No, after so many years in KPL, today I finally meet my opponent! 】

【Hahahahahahahahahahahaha's up?When KPL's hottest commentator meets KPL's hottest player, it's a duel between Gatling and Shubuzizui! 】

[Hahahahahahahahahaha, the mouth of the special step, I am the boot of step, I have already called the police! 】

[Popular science: The boots of quick steps are the fastest running shoes in the glory of the king, and the mouth of quick steps... emmmmm, the mouth with the fastest bb? 】

[Hahahaha, he can also be an extremely fast fighter! 】

【Isn't the God of Light a calm mouth... so quiet that it seems like he never had a mouth. 】

[Hahahahahahahaha I suspect that you are slandering me, Guangshen, but I have no evidence. 】

……

Immediately afterwards, these two childish old men started a war between Y·automatic silencer·Gatling·ou and B·English silencer ghost·Jibukou·eauty on the commentary stand.

On the screen, Guan Yu, the ten-killer, is chasing and killing Marco Polo, the god of light. He can take people away with a single hit, but he insists on using his coquettish positioning and directing skills to attack.

As a result, Marco Polo, the god of light, escaped his skills with a spiritual displacement, and with a backhand, he killed the boy who was dodged by his own coquettish operation.

You: "Wow, ten kills, the operation of sending heads across the entire canyon for thousands of miles is a bit six--"

"He has six walnuts." Lu Yan sighed, "Guan Yu has played too many hands this time—Gua Lianhuan Zhang, the Chinese have magical skills."

You: "..." I suspect you are swearing, but I have no proof.

After finally catching the opportunity, Lu Yan started the mode of crazy complaints: "Other people's Guan Yu is a wild horse that has taken off its stiffness. He, a different kid, may have ridden a merry-go-round in the playground. Every time he pushes people, he brings With endless tenderness, for fear of hurting the enemy, every jio kick is like saying to the enemy, the little hoof kicks your chest, so I just want to say a little girl—in China, work hard, you kick what?"

You have completely given up the idea of ​​struggling, as long as you are happy, I will pack up and leave.

And Lu Yan continued to explain with his Lu's silence method: "My life is not so easy. Now we see that Shisha, this unlucky boy, is sending a wave of spirituality across the tower to send warmth. Wuli just wants to stop it. I can't stop it, I can only accept the head with tears in my eyes."

After finishing speaking, he sniffed, "The spirit of giving the head to the advantage is really touching. After Guangguang gets the trophy, remember to let this unlucky kid touch it."

You: "..." When the competition is over, I have prepared the draft of my resignation application in my heart.

He's about to lose his job, and he's met even more flamboyant commentators.

[Hahahaha, what the hell, why do you think that God Lu is targeting ten kills for no reason? 】

[Because of love, Guangyan Party showed an inscrutable smile...]

[To be honest, I want to knock Lu Shi CP! 】

[Hahahahahaha what the hell, kill CP. 】

[God, Tai Chi, Eight Diagrams, Chinese palm, China has magical skills, I suspect that Lu Shen is singing illegally, but I have no evidence. 】

[Inexplicably want to match the ten kill weak Guan Yu with a sturdy BGM, why is it so fat? 】

[I'll come first!Lying like a bow, standing like a pine tree! 】

【And I!You are majestic and majestic~】

[I also want to have a name!Let us live together in the world of mortals, and ride our horses to share the prosperity of the world~]

[Hahahahahahahahaha xswl why can you all make voices? 】

(End of this chapter)