The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 705 When shall we go on a date
[I beg you, little niece, quickly return your phone to your Uncle Yu, his teammates are about to cry! 】

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Chi Inexplicable Backer Xiaonian: "..." Excuse me?He himself can't bear to tease his head crazy, what does it have to do with me?
On the other hand, Xianyu was still dubbing Yingjun with the voice of Crayon Shin-chan: "What? You asked why Guangshen gave the head just now? Of course it is because his little niece has been pestering him, scratching him with her chubby hands. It's itchy."

Chi · Taking the blame again · Xiaonian: "..." What the hell is tickling!Damn it!

After playing the game, Chi Xiaonian was already full, lying on the table, staring at him motionlessly with his face resting on his arms.

Yu Shenguang only felt that his face was hot, he didn't dare to lift his head, and silently turned on the match to cover up his shyness.

As soon as the game started, his teammates went crazy.

[Our side] Cloud in the sky (Diao Chan): Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'God of Light!

[Our side] I'm actually a thief (Lu Bu): Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!Is it you my husband!

[Our side] Tangsu Biscuits (Xiahou Dun): Your fans have been removed from the Canyon of Kings because of your words.

[Our side] Gao Gao Fox (Old Master): Ah, brothers, be careful!

[Our side] DM, Light (Pei Qinhu): It may be unstable...

Even more coincidentally, the last teammate who had just reported him was matched to the opposite team, the one who threatened to solo with him.

[All] Miki Katada (Wang Zhaojun): Oh my god?The ID on the opposite side is the God of Light?
[All] Cheng Chuncao (Li Bai): Damn it seems to be true!

[All] Spinning and jumping without closing your eyes (Zhuang Zhou): Listen to me, comrades, that idiot on the other side is a counterfeit. I just ranked him in the ranking. The whole game is either giving away or on the way to give away. There are still a few minutes to hang up.

[All] Spinning and jumping without closing eyes (Zhuang Zhou): For the reputation of our God of Light, please report him with me after the game is over!

[All] A glass of poisoned wine (Taiyi real person): Brother, your remarks like a peasant uprising are more beautiful than your ID.

[All] Don't boast that I will be shy (Hou Yi): I just came out of the live broadcast room, smiling without saying a word.

……

The barrage is full of a group of people who don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement.

[Hahahahahahahahahaha what the hell might be unstable? The short four words let us see that Yu Shenguang, the wolf who can ride a desert eagle soaring up to [-] miles, and retreat can use a pressure cooker to cook all the koi overnight Yan, he has a guilty conscience! 】

[Hahahahahahahahahaha hiccup god damn pressure cooker stewed all the koi overnight. 】

[Guangshen: No, men can't be too imaginary! 】

[The boy who catches the fish rushes the duck!Catch the Zhuang Zhou on the opposite side and eat all the koi in your circle of friends! 】

[Hahahahahaha xswl, this is too beautiful bro! 】

[Brothers, listen to me, this live broadcast does not turn on the camera, and the Guangshen who will snatch snacks to coax the little niece is fake. For our Guangshen, who has neither expressions, emotions nor vocal cords, the century-old steel straight man sign, please Everyone report him with me!We people don't talk too much, and the koi depends on catching the light god to return it! 】

[God's mother doesn't talk too much, all koi rely on catching, and all the rhyming ghosts here! 】

……

It's okay to boo at the barrage, even Chi Xiaonian looked at him with a smile, and asked him in a childish voice with a deliberately cute voice: "Uncle, why do they all say you catch koi?"

Yu Shenguang was so ashamed that he could hardly lift his head. He never thought that she would suddenly ask such a question, coughed lightly and said, "Because I..." I really want to see you.

He paused, and suddenly remembered that there were still so many people in the live broadcast room, so he changed his words jerky: "Because I really caught a koi."

Not only did they catch it, but they even got all the pots, pans and pans together to catch them with eighteen kinds of weapons.

He had never been so humiliated in his age.

Chi Xiaonian didn't point it out, and continued to tease him with a smile: "Why do they all call you husband?"

Yu Shenguang's whole body began to stiffen, and he blushed and explained in a low voice: "I didn't ask them to scream."

Chi Xiaonian gave a meaningful 'oh', unconsciously approached him, and continued: "Then can I call you husband?"

With a 'click' sound, Yu Shenguang's cell phone fell to the ground, and she was stunned, her words kept echoing in her mind: Then can I call you husband?Can I call you husband?call your husband...

And Chi Xiaonian's '[-] whys' bombardment continued.

"Uncle, do you have a young lady you like?"

"Uncle, what kind of young lady do you like?"

"uncle……"

Her voice was sweet and glutinous, and every time she called uncle, she would get closer to him, and at the end of the call, she pressed her whole body against him, making his already red ears so hot that he completely lost consciousness.

Yu Shenguang took a deep breath, feeling that he was about to be driven crazy, so he could only change the subject in embarrassment: "Do you want milk? I'll get it for you."

Before he could get up, he was already hugged by her.

Yu Shenguang turned his head stiffly, and saw his little girl smiling sweetly, "I have one last question."

He put his arms around her waist and smiled helplessly, "Ask."

Then he froze again, as his little girl came closer to his ear and asked him in a voice only the two of them could hear, "When are we going on a date?"

With a bang——

Yu Shenguang's last sliver of rationality was gone, and her words kept playing in a loop in her mind: When are we going on a date?

When are you going on a date?

go on a date...

Maybe he was really driven crazy by her, he heard himself answer in a low voice: "It's better to hit the sun than to choose the day, just now."

Then the little girl who picked him up rushed out of the training room like a gust of wind.

The salted fish on the side were already dumbfounded, and murmured: "This is probably the legendary prostitution in the daytime, the domineering president Wen Cheng will not deceive me..."

And the few children who were lucky enough to be matched with the God of Light were stunned.

【All】The Cloud in the Sky (Diao Chan): Excuse me?God of Light, what's wrong with you?Blink when you're locked down!
[All] I'm actually a thief (Lu Bu): Isn't it?As soon as it came up, it hung up immediately after sending a few heads?

[All] Spinning and jumping without closing your eyes (Zhuang Zhou): I have said that this is a pit, but you still don’t believe it. If you are a brother, report it together. I will start from me to defend the reputation of the God of Light!
The fans in the live broadcast room were all stunned.

[Excuse me?What's the situation? This is it?God of Light also turned off the microphone? 】

(End of this chapter)