The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 711 Mankikang Short Legs and Corgi
Yu Shenguang listened with relish, and even asked a question in a timely manner: "Why is it 100 yuan?"

Chi Xiaonian: "Because I feel from your mother's disgusting tone that your family status is low, 100 yuan may be too much, but 20 yuan for ten yuan does not seem to be imposing."

Yu Shenguang: "..."

"And then?" he pressed, "Are you going to leave?"

"How is it possible." Chi Xiaonian slammed the table and said aggressively: "As a standard domineering heroine who loves you to death, I am weak and kind, of course I have to beg your mother not to chase me away Let's go, as long as I can marry into your Yu family's compound, you can let me be a cow or a horse!"

Yu Shenguang silently glanced at her short legs, thinking that cows and horses should not have such short legs...

Chi Xiaonian's brain hole continued: "Mother Yu finally couldn't stand your death-seeking and my begging, and agreed to the two of us being together, but the good times didn't last long. When I came back, I first provoked the relationship between my mother-in-law and your mother and then tried every means to frame me, even wearing a pink bathrobe of the same style to seduce you, wanting to carry out the excitement with you to the end.

Yu Shenguang: "..." Why is he again...

Chi Xiaonian held his heart in both hands, and said with a sad face: "My beloved man actually plays with other men with his favorite toy, how can I bear it, I finally couldn't stand this blow, and committed suicide by jumping into the sea, but because My heroine halo is too strong, even the sea dare not drown me, and rushed me to the United States while I was not paying attention!"

"In distraught, I finally turned from love to hatred for you, and completely blackened, and took the money your mother gave me to have a prosthetic leg transplant operation, which is longer than the dog Lu Yan's leg, enough for you to play with." One year and one second later, I used a black gel pen to draw a tear mole in the corner of my eye, and made a strong comeback!"

Yu Shenguang thought for a while, and suddenly asked her: "If the legs get longer, can't I be called Chi Xiaonian?"

Chi Xiaonian looked at him in bewilderment: "Yes, then what's my name? Chi Pinru?"

"It doesn't sound good." Yu Shenguang shook his head, looked at her seriously and said, "It should be called Chi Danian."

Chi Xiaonian: "..." What the hell is Chi Danian!Are all of you straight male names so suffocating?
"These are not important." She continued: "The important thing is that after I return, I will outwit my mother and step on Lu Yan, and I will reach the pinnacle of my life from then on!"

After she finished speaking, she turned on her mobile phone full of drama and played a battle song for herself: For all the persistent pain of love ~ for all the persistent pain of hate ~ I can no longer tell the difference between love and hate ~ is it like this ~ blood and tears Sliding down together ~ My heart is broken and weathered ~ My trembling hands can't stop ~ I can't forgive...

In this explosive BGM, Chi Xiaonian wiped his tears artificially, and said to him: "Although what I transplanted were my legs, what I got in exchange was my love!"

And her Jia Guangshen rubbed her head, and said with a moved face: "Don't worry, Corgi and Manjikang with short legs are very popular, and my family will like you very much."

Chi Xiaonian: "..." Excuse me?What the hell are Corgi and Mankikang's short legs!So you really have me as a pet!
I'm so angry!
By the time she finished acting out this rich and bloody love drama with all her hands and feet, the dishes were almost ready.

Chi Xiaonian has a small appetite and is not too hungry. After being fed by him, he sat beside him obediently and watched him eat. At the same time, he sent a WeChat message to Bu Yao to report the latest progress.

[A little rice cake: Little brother, you might not believe it if you tell me, my family Guangshen and I are watching a movie, and the people sitting next to me are actually my mother and his mother!This must be the sand sculpture luck that can only be obtained by destroying the Milky Way in the previous life! 】

[I'm so happy that cabbage is so excited: ... exciting, and then what? 】

[A little rice cake: Then the two ladies chatted happily for more than two hours, and even discussed the life plan of our future child...]

[I am so happy that Bai Cai: So you are sending a message now to invite me to your wedding?Am I going to be a bridesmaid? 】

[A little rice cake: You have a good idea. If you don't find a way to cut off your overly long legs, you will never be my bridesmaid in this life! 】

[I am so happy that the cabbage is so happy: why saw it off?Will you put it on? 】

[I am so happy that I am so happy with cabbage: I am your broken leg. jpg]

[A little rice cake: what can I do, I can't show you off. jpg]

[I'm so happy to get to the cabbage: So you jumped up and kissed the God of Light wearing flat shoes? 】

Bu Yao is still very concerned about this issue.

[A little rice cake: I don’t know, I didn’t dare to dance, for fear of being pushed down by him (-ω`)]

Bu Yao in front of the screen smiled unkindly, thinking: Xiao Yang, you also have today.

Finally it was her turn to laugh at her.

[I'm so happy to get to the cabbage: Don't be cowardly, go directly, the groundhog spirit who can go to the sky will never admit defeat!Chi Xiaonian who doesn't want to be with Yu Shenguang is not a good Mrs. Yu!Duck! 】

Chi Xiaonian glanced at the person next to him who didn't eat or sleep, who was sitting in a dignified and elegant posture, eating slowly without even looking at her, and felt that falling in love with him might be harder than going to heaven.

What can she do, it doesn't grow on her body.

After eating, the two took a walk in the park for a while.

Yu Shenguang took his little girl's hand and walked on his long legs, walking fast and slow at times, like walking a cat, watching her silently chasing him with her short legs, feeling very cute .

After chasing him for a while, Chi Xiaonian was so tired that he was out of breath. He threw off his hand and squatted on the ground, angrily said: "I'm not leaving."

She hugged her knees with her hands and squatted down in a small ball on the ground, her angry appearance was especially cute.

In Chi Xiaonian's imagination, at this time, Guangshen should give full play to his boyfriend's power, give her a hug, lift her up or directly carry her on his back, and she can take advantage of the opportunity to give him a sip on his cheek as a reward , see him blushing.

As a result, the dead straight man bent down, reached out and pressed her back, and suddenly asked her: "Do you know what I want to do now?"

Chi Xiaonian looked at him in bewilderment: "What are you doing?"

What I thought in my heart was: Is it because I want to hold my two ankles and take me away... It's too embarrassing, I refuse this position!

Then she saw that her Guangshen showed a childlike and innocent smile, and said word by word: "Jumping Goat."

jumping goat...

goat……

sheep……

At this moment, Chi Xiaonian wanted to break up.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa then what the hell is a jumping goat!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaibleal like me!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I dare to break up with you for a second

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Chi Xiaonian went crazy in his heart for a minute, and then comforted himself. The straight man he likes will spoil him even if he cries.

Seeing her terrified expression, Yu Shenguang finally seemed to have succeeded in a prank, patted her on the head and said, "Just kidding."

She was so small that he would crush her.

Chi Xiaonian glared at him angrily, stood up silently and said, "Then can I invite you to do an experiment?"

"What experiment?" Yu Shenguang asked her cooperatively.

"Close your eyes and put your hands behind your back." Chi Xiaonian stepped back while speaking, in order to prevent him from pushing himself down, he deliberately emphasized: "No matter what sounds you hear, stand still and don't move."

Yu Shenguang responded and closed his eyes obediently.

Chi Xiaonian kept going back a long way, and stopped after making sure that he had enough run-up distance. He trotted all the way to him, jumped up, and lightly pecked him on the face.

Yu Shenguang only heard the sound of footsteps, and then he felt a touch on his face, which made him freeze in place as if he had been shocked by an electric shock.

His face was flushed in an instant, and he slowly opened his eyes, and saw her cheeks were red, her big black eyes were smiling, she tilted her head and said, "The experiment is successful, I can kiss her as soon as I jump up." your turn."

His heart also beat fast, and his reason had already flown beyond the clouds, he stretched out his hand and pulled her into his arms, lowered his head little by little, the blush on his cheeks was already overflowing, but his lips pressed against her.

Chi Xiaonian was dumbfounded.

After hugging her like this for a while, he whispered in her ear: "You don't need to jump up, I just bend over."

If you accidentally hit his chin with your head, it will hurt very much, Yu Shenguang thought silently.

Chi Xiaonian stared at him blankly, completely dumbfounded.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yu Shenguang, what kind of treasure boy are you!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaible

And this treasure boy patted her on the head after flirting with her, and asked her in a very unpleasant way: "Do you want to go back to school or go home? I'll see you off."

(End of this chapter)