The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 723
And the gossip girls in the barrage are back in business...

[Holy shit, shit, I always feel like I heard some terrible voice...]

[Husband, you downloaded "Gourd Baby" from a pirated website, why is there a strange sound in the BGM? 】

[I think Lu Shen is just pulling out his leg hair and playing with it, it's funny. jpg]

[It may also be that I didn't find a good angle when I got up and hit myself with the corner of the table, funny. jpg]

[It's more likely that Hero did it, funny. jpg]

【Husband, why do you gasp in such a provocative voice!Holding it up is an 800-meter sprint! 】

[It's all screaming, and it's not bad, just sing us the whole song "Qing Mei Hu" round up! 】

[Husband, husband, Qingmeihu, Qingmeihu, Qingmeihu! 】

……

Seeing her husband making noises on the screen, Bu Yao snorted coldly in her heart, and immediately regretted letting him go so easily, at least she had to twist his flesh to make him say that she accidentally sat on a cactus , I want to go to the next door to find the God of Light...

It's best to call Guangshen on the spot and act coquettishly for a while.

In one fell swoop, he and Guangshen broke all the love affairs, and let Mrs. Lu and Mrs. Yu all over the Internet know that their idols are self-produced and sold!
After flirting silently in her heart for a while, she finally stretched out her hand and rubbed the piece of flesh that she had pinched just now, whispering in his ear and asking him, "Does it still hurt?"

Seeing her distressed eyes, Lu Yan's whole heart was about to melt. He turned his head and pecked her lips lightly, and said softly, "It's so comfortable that all my bones are crisp."

Bu Yao: "..." You really are a jerk.

After playing a few episodes of "Gourd Baby".

Bu Yao has been sleeping alone during this time, and it's a little unaccustomed to be caught off guard by him in such an all-round way.

Especially the weather is still very hot, and he has a built-in heating function, holding it like a stove in winter and like a fireball in summer.

After being hugged by him for a while, Bu Yao became unbearably hot, and felt like a charcoal-grilled lamb chop on the grill. If she didn't turn it over, she would burn...

She tried to move a few times, but instead of letting go, the person on her body hugged her tightly. For a moment, she felt that she was about to suffocate.

After struggling to no avail, Bu Yao finally couldn't help pushing him, "Don't beat me, I'm so hot."

Lu Yan was already about to fall asleep, but when he was woken up unexpectedly and heard these words, he groaned, suddenly became unhappy, and became emotional.

He let go of her angrily, turned his back to her to sleep again, and touched the remote control to lower the temperature of the air conditioner, and then threw the remote control far away.

At first, Bu Yao only felt a coolness all over her body, but after a while, she felt a chill down her back. She couldn't help shivering. Just as she was about to pull the quilt over her body, the people behind pulled the quilt faster than her. After leaving, he was still pressed under his body schemingly, not leaving any corners for her.

While shivering from the cold, Bu Yao also remembered a song: I am snowing heavily in the air conditioner in summer, and you are in the warm bed like spring all the year round...

Dog man, heh, tui!

After silently hugging herself and shivering for a while, Bu Yao succumbed spinelessly. Between dignity and warmth, she decisively chose warmth.

She reached out and poked his waist: "Captain Lu?"

Lu Yan snorted, "Fall asleep."

Bu Yao: "..." Isn't it just an insult to you? As for being so wronged?

"I was wrong." She continued to reach out and scratch his waist with a pitiful tone.

"Do you still dare?" He continued to ask.

Bu Yao: "Don't dare."

Only then did he groan, and let out a bad breath, "Turn over."

Bu Yao: "..." Excuse me?What the hell is it moving by itself!
She silently rolled over from him and got into the bed, took his hand and placed it around her waist, and spontaneously found a comfortable place to nest in his arms, and instantly felt warm like spring all over her body.

And the octopus finally hung up again, and there was a little pride in his slightly raised voice: "Do you know how cold my heart is?"

Bu Yao stretched out her hand and covered his left atrium, "Hey, let me cover it for you."

"No need." He stood up.

Bu Yao: "..."

The next morning, Bu Yao didn't get up again as expected, even Lu Yan bought breakfast and brought it into the house.

Moreover, he bowed his waist and brought the meal into the room tremblingly like a little eunuch presenting a tribute. For fear that the emperor of his family would be upset, he threw a pillow and told him to get out.

He Xiaopang, who saw this scene just after waking up, couldn't help but click his tongue, his face was full of schadenfreude, that's great, you have today too.

When passing by the door of Lu Yan's room, he pressed the screaming chicken on the door with a mean hand, and only after Captain Lu gave an angry 'roll', he picked up Dahei and nestled on the sofa downstairs to watch The latest gossip.

After many days, Rumor CP was once again on the top of the hot search list, and the name of the hot search was #言言CP是谈言#

He Xiaopang clicked in and saw the screenshots of the high-paste love couple socks contributed by the microscope girls, as well as the screenshots of their sleeves that were accidentally exposed during the game. Clothes are black...

He Xiaopang: "..." I'm afraid you are sick.

Lu Yan had just finished feeding his daughter-in-law and came down with a bowl, rolled up her sleeves and was about to wash the dishes. The posture was so proficient that it seemed that he had practiced it thousands of times. While watching He Xiaopang gloating, he felt inexplicably distressed. Thinking back then, they were inseparable Where did Captain Lu, who was soaked in spring water, do such a thing?
After silently watching him finish washing the dishes, He Xiaopang turned his phone screen in front of him, "A girl with a microscope caught your couple socks and the same style of black autumn clothes, and guessed that the rumor CP is not a rumor, what should I do? "

Without waiting for Lu Yan to answer, he continued: "My idea is that Brother Bu has been hacked very badly now. If the relationship is exposed again, I'm afraid your wives will form a team to the Crooked Neck Tree at the gate of our base. Last time she cried, made trouble, and hanged herself to force her to retreat."

He blinked his big sincere eyes, "So, you know what I mean?"

Lu Yan: "..." Do you dare to put down the kitchen knife in your hand and speak?

After thinking for a while, he patted He Xiaopang on the shoulder, and smiled treacherously: "Buy me a batch of goods."

……

In the afternoon, the wives of Lu were surprised to find that after the broadcast of "Gourd Baby" in the live broadcast room, Lu Shen, who they never showed up once in ten thousand years, set up a street stall on Weibo...

[Lu Meili V: Sao Nian, do you want to wear the same autumn clothes and long johns as your idol?Friends, do you want to wear couple socks with your Lu Shen?Jinshi Win long johns factory closed down, the bastard He Qianshan owed 350 yuan for eating, drinking, whoring and gambling, and eloped with Chen Wanshui. The original price of 100 yuan, 200 yuan, and 300 yuan for long johns, all 50 yuan, all 50 yuan 50 yuan, you can’t buy it at a loss, you can’t be fooled, and you can’t go to the United States or Singapore with 50 yuan. Although long johns are not heirlooms, every family can’t live without them. They can be worn for three to five years and can be passed on to the next generation. They are cold-proof in winter and sun-proof in summer , Wearing it is said to be handsome by others. You can choose from seven colors. The show is like breaking your waist. The top [-] orders will also receive a pair of Lu Yan’s same style of love white socks. Action is better than action, order now. [comparison]]

There is also a picture attached below. An oversized woven bag of the same style as a migrant worker is filled with autumn clothes and johns of various colors, which is particularly eye-catching...

Mrs. Lu are going to be frightened by this battle.

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, why are you so fat, my husband, the company at home went bankrupt? 】

[Hey, hey, city management?Someone here is blatantly selling. 】

[So the black meat's autumn clothes and long johns were bought from you? 】

[This is the reason why you and Heirou wear lovers' autumn clothes and long johns? 】

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, you are really a business genius, just for the sake of your hard work, I will give you ten! 】

[Take away your autumn clothes and johns, I want this coquettish man! 】

[Husband, me, me, me!WeChat or Alipay? 】

[So, in the high temperature of 39 degrees, what's the use of long johns? 】

……

Half an hour later, Lu Yan posted another Weibo.

[Lu Meili V: Just kidding, am I the kind of person who will steal money from fans?A bunch of people were randomized in the comment area, and the autumn clothes and johns were given away for free. ps: Yes, this is actually a wave of fan benefits. 】

[Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah I love you! 】

[The coquettish people even give out fan benefits in such a unique way? 】

[Society, long johns are all given away, do you understand the couple's panties? 】

[The couple's panties are all given away, do you know about sexy underwear? 】

[I suspect that you are driving, and I have evidence. 】

……

And the onlookers watched the whole process of Bu Yao: "..." You are so coquettish.

With the end of the spring finals, both the eastern and western divisions of the KPL have entered the offseason. Many clubs have also opened the transfer window, and many teams will undergo personnel changes and adjustments.

The Win team members, who do not need to change their personnel, also restarted the daily training mode after enjoying the holidays, preparing for the upcoming autumn competition.

Bu Yao got up at ten o'clock as usual that day. After frying the eggs and pouring the milk, Captain Lu of her family sat at the dining table with his chicken coop on his head and his face closed off, surrounded by low pressure and aggrieved expressions.

Bu Yao reached out and patted his dog's head, then poked his cold coffin face, "Are you angry?"

(End of this chapter)