The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 728
hold the door for me
Door.
He was so scared that he not only locked the door before going to bed, but also moved all the tables and chairs behind the door, and was ridiculed by his teammates because of this, saying that he was like a girl who lived alone to prevent perverts.

Xu Lang just wanted to sing to them: You will never understand my sadness ~ like the day does not understand the darkness of night ~
Even so, he still couldn't fall asleep, and his mind was full of thoughts: he wouldn't jump in through the window, right? President Ba likes to jump out of windows during night raids, and he can climb up several floors of buildings with the help of sewer pipes, let alone such The brick and tile house is broken, and the boss can easily step in without even lifting his legs.

So, he got up silently and locked the window.

Even so, he was still uneasy, because he had no doubt that the boss smashed the window glass before entering after he failed to jump out of the window. A simple anti-theft window composed of a few steel bars like this should not be able to block his slender body, even If he can stop it, he can also go to the house to uncover the tiles, expose a hole in the tiles, and then drop them from the sky onto his bed.
This is probably what is often mentioned in the title of the president's document, husband from heaven.
Thinking of this, Xu Lang couldn't help but look up at the empty beams, for fear that Lu Yan would really fall from the sky if he didn't pay attention.

After tossing and turning for a while, Xu Lang took out his phone decisively and sent a private message on Weibo to ask Bu Yao for help.

[Xu Langlang V: Miss!How to do how to do!I can't sleep at all now, and when I close my eyes, it's the scene of the boss holding me down and ravaging me, I'm a little scared.]

【Xu Langlang V: Wrap my little quilt tightly.jpg】

After receiving his private message, Bu Yao, who was expressionless on Weibo, subconsciously looked down at Lu Yan who was kneeling at the end of the bed to help her pinch her legs, and couldn't help but twitch her lips.

Are you really scared, boy?Why can I feel your excitement and anticipation through the screen?

【Sailor Moon HeroV: Dear, I will be a little nervous for the first time. Our suggestion is to come a few more times~】

[Xu Langlang V: Hey, but according to the plot of the domineering president, after he came with me once, he would pat his butt and leave. He wouldn’t give me 100 yuan, but I, the poor and helpless, would pregnant!Then I have to secretly go to a foreign country to give birth to the baby, be both a father and a mother, feed the baby with shit and pee, and then I can meet him again!I can't even support myself, so what can I use to support my children. 】

Bu Yao: "." So you just accepted that you want to be happy with him once, and even planned the future direction?Still willingly want to give birth to him?

It's a pity for this kid to be a professional player.

He should go to write Ba Zong Wen with Chi Xiaonian and dominate the literary world!
[Sailor Moon HeroV: Dear, if you choose to raise your child with shit and urine, it should be free of cost, and a friendly reminder, boys can't get pregnant. You have been dazzled by love and become He has become a brain-damaged man, and he can't be saved until he dies. 】

[Xu Langlang V: Hey, hey, it's even more terrifying not to get pregnant. I don't even have a chance to meet him again. Please change my doctor, please?I think I can save it again. 】

[Sailor Moon HeroV: Hello, here is Doctor No. [-] to answer your questions. Do you have any questions? 】

【Xu Langlang V: Me】

[Sailor Moon HeroV: Well, stop talking, you can die if you can't save it. 】

Xu Lang: "."

[Xu Langlang V: Even shaking hands with water after washing doesn't work, so how should I get rid of this terrible man?I'm still waiting to get rid of the boss and add you on WeChat. 】

Bu Yao: "." Judging by your persistence in adding WeChat, you probably won't be able to get rid of it in this life, just wait until you die.

Seeing that her Captain Lu was about to pinch her legs, Bu Yao didn't dare to talk to this silly boy anymore. If he accidentally saw him, maybe he would really go to the dormitory next door to fight Xu Lang Three hundred rounds.

So she quickly tapped her fingers on the screen, intending to make a long story short and make a quick decision, and get rid of this silly boy before her Captain Lu finds out.

[Sailor Moon HeroV: I didn't do my homework well when I saw your president essay. Why did the heroine succeed in attracting the boss's attention? Isn't it because she is different from those coquettish sluts outside? He will think that you, a troublesome little goblin thief, are interesting, and all your resistance will be regarded as refusal and welcome in his eyes.So, Sao Nian, don’t be cowardly, open your door boldly, put on the hottest women’s clothes, lie flat on the bed obediently, let him flirt, let him flirt, and then he will feel, hey You are so perverted that you still like women's clothing, do you understand? 】

【Xu Langlang V: But, he has always wanted to see my women's clothing.】

[Sailor Moon HeroV: The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny, Sao Nian, when your female attire makes him ugly, he will forget about those vows, so don’t be cowardly, open the door boldly and let him in! 】

Xu Lang was convinced, since there was no movement outside the window and no sound from the roof for so long, then there was only one possibility: the infatuated boss was still waiting outside the door, and he might even have fallen asleep waiting.

Driven by both guilt and the desire to get rid of, Xu Lang tiptoed up and got out of bed, ready to open the door to welcome Lu Yan's sun boldly.

Women's clothing is too shameful, let's talk about it when he can't get rid of it.

Xu Lang quietly walked to the door, gently removed the tables and chairs blocking the door, and took a deep breath, brainwashing himself crazily: It doesn't matter Xu Lang, everyone will have such a day, sooner or later Every day is a day, whose heroine has not been baptized by the sun yet!
After preparing himself psychologically, Xu Lang opened the door suddenly, and then he saw that the door of their dormitory was empty, let alone people, not even a ghost.

Xu Lang: "." The big guy is really jealous, even the promise of happiness is gone.

oh oh oh.

There is no joy in his heart for the rest of his life, but he wants to sing a sentence in a very appropriate way: What's the matter, you left and promised happiness
After silently rolling onto the bed and lying down again, Xu Lang couldn't sleep anymore, his mind was full of: what to do, what to do, the boss seems to be angry, will it be more scary after angering him?Will he, who is extremely possessive, imprison me and rob me every night?Will he force me to be his little slave and pay 100 million for one sleep?Will he seal me up in a crystal coffin and only he can appreciate it?Will you take Brother Dang away and threaten me to be with him?The kind that chops off Brother Dang's hand if he doesn't obey.
Thinking about it feels terrible.

And the dang brother who kept his eyes closed and listened to his fuss finally couldn't help it anymore, "Xu Langlang, are you still asleep or not?"

(End of this chapter)