The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 753 Calling Mom
【Super happy to be arched by a pig: refill.jpg】

Bu Yao: "..." Sooner or later, you will be molested to death by yourself.

Taking a bath is so much fun.

Bu Yao curled her lips in disgust, and finally sent him a picture.

[I am so happy that I am so happy with the cabbage: I received the .jpg]

Only then did Lu Yan put away his phone contentedly, and the sound of gurgling water soon came from the bathroom.

Because of her impressive performance tonight, both Chi Xiaonian and Buyan sent congratulatory messages, and Bu Yao happily watched their rainbow farts, and each of them returned a smug emoji wearing sunglasses.

Immediately afterwards, her phone vibrated again, and the notification bar showed that someone had added her as a friend.

Bu Yao was stunned for a moment, thinking that Shisha, a frenzied middle-school boy, was unconvinced by being blocked, so he used a trumpet to scold her again, right?

When she clicked on the address book, she saw: Today I come to ask to add you as a friend.

The note information is: Miss sister, I am Lin Yousiya (≧ω≦)/
Bu Yao was so cute by her kaomoji, she immediately agreed to her friend request.

[I am so happy that Bai Cai is so excited: How do you know about my WeChat account? 】

[Now I come to think: Find the duck that Brother Lu wants. 】

[So happy that Bai Cai is so excited: He is willing to give it to you? 】

If she remembers correctly, every time her silly son looks at the two of them, his eyes are orange, and he shouldn't give Lin Yousi a chance to poach the wall so easily.

Even if given a chance, it can't be dug.

[Now I come to think: Of course he refused to give it, so I was forced to sign a series of treaties with him that humiliated the country. 】

For example, give Aunt Lu Crazy Amway a female professional player named Hero every day.

Another example is that Auntie Lu joined the Hero National Fan Club and became her little fan girl.

[I'm super happy with cabbage: what treaty?Be his contract lover or personal nanny?Or a fake marriage? 】

Lin Yousi: "..." What the hell is a contract lover?I'm afraid you haven't read too many articles about the domineering president.

She is almost a matchmaker.

She was witty and decisively chose to change the subject.

[Now I come to think: Miss sister, do you want to take me to the top? I will cheer for you! 】

Bu Yao was bored anyway, so she agreed.

[I'm so happy to get to the cabbage: Ojbk, on the number. 】

So, Bu Yao started her journey of bringing girls, and she brought more than one girl.

Considering that Lin Yousi is a novice, and his rank must not be high, Bu Yao resolutely took the bronze trumpet whose ID is [Lu Yan is the most idiot].

Then invite Lin Yousi to join the room through WeChat.

Lin Yousi quickly entered the room, and turned on the voice and said, "Wait a minute, I'll get someone."

Before Bu Yao could react, she saw that the person had already entered the room, and her ID name was [Dark Flesh's Little Fangirl].

Bu Yao: "???" What is this?A small fan meeting scene?
Immediately afterwards, she heard Lin Yousi lower her voice, her tone of excitement couldn't be restrained: "Aunt Lu, this is what I told you, Hero himself~"

There is also this so-called Aunt Lu's breathless voice: "Scared me, I thought it was my stupid son who wanted to take me to the top when I saw the name."

Bu Yao was stunned, what Aunt Lu?Is that what she thinks?

And should you two talk so loudly?Can you not let me hear you?

She was so caught off guard that she lived in the same canyon of kings with her Captain Lu's mother?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
On how it feels to bring my future mother-in-law to the top...

In a daze, Bu Yao heard Lu's mother chuckle. There was a bit of teasing and laxity in Yujie's voice, and her lazy tone was exactly the same as her Captain Lu, "Why doesn't she talk? The earphones are out of gas." Or is the phone out of blue?"

Bu Yao: "..." After confirming his eyes, he is as coquettish as Captain Lu.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh , , but why is your voice so nice, Aunt Lu!
She felt like her ear was going to be pregnant...

Lin Yousi murmured in a low voice, "Maybe I was shy when I met my parents unexpectedly."

During this period of time, Lin Yousi crazily gave her Amway, a little girl named Hero, and she also came across scandals about her son from time to time, and [Lu Yan is the most stupid] ID that smells like dog food... …

Lu's mother immediately understood that the rumored CP is really not a rumor!

The rumor is rio!

While knocking on the candy, Lu's mother was still a little relieved, it's so good that her cubs are not crooked.

She was about to get ready to marry Yu Shenguang...

After being stunned for a while, Bu Yao finally said awkwardly: "Lu, Aunt Lu, hello..."

God knows she was so nervous that her palms were sweating!
Then she saw the microphone next to Lu's mother's head turned on again, and her whispering voice came from inside, which should be talking to Lin Yousi: "What's going on? You didn't tell me when you were a matchmaker. Me, she's a stutter..."

Bu Yao: "..." I am not stuttering.

And what the hell was it when we were talking about matchmaking!Lao Tzu and Captain Lu are clearly in free love!
I suspect you are a showman, but I have no proof.

Hey, Captain Lu's mother won't think that I'm a disabled person, don't allow him to be with me!
Bu Yao was so anxious that her face was going to turn red, but when she spoke, she was so nervous that her tongue tied up, "Auntie, I am not stuttering..."

Lu's mother gave a low laugh, and her slightly rising tone was full of jokes: "If you really think it's hot to call you auntie, you can choose to call me mom."

Bu Yao was stunned: "Huh?"

Lin Yousi endured it for a long time but still couldn't hold it back, he burst out laughing with a 'poof': "Hahahaha, aren't you stupid? Auntie is teasing you."

Bu Yao: "..." Orz, what the hell kind of fantasy plot is this?
She was molested by her future mother-in-law?

"So, shall we start matching now?" Feeling ashamed and angry, she decisively chose to change the subject.

Lin Yousi said 'hmm', "Let's go."

Bu Yao pressed the [Start Matching] button, and the phone vibrated immediately, and the matching was successful.

The two sides enter the hero selection mode.

As soon as Lin Yousi came in, he directly locked Angela, and excitedly said, "Let you all see the results of my hard training for two months!"

Bu Yao casually glanced at it, and saw that the summoner skills of this young mage who had been training hard for two months actually brought punishment.

She suddenly couldn't laugh or cry: "So why do you bring punishment?"

Lin Yousi's face was full of righteousness: "Because purple is beautiful."

Bu Yao: "..." As long as you are happy.

She suddenly understood why her Captain Lu would rather have her hang up than let her play in last season's All-Star Game...

This child may be able to make soup.

(End of this chapter)