The e-sports god takes it home
Chapter 756 Don't Chase Me, No Results
Chapter 756 Don't Chase Me, No Results
Bu Yao's ears felt hot when he heard it, what the hell is going on?I regard you as my mother, but you want to marry me?
She also gave a low laugh, and said kindly: "Of course, Mr. Bu's support club welcomes you to join. The membership fee is [-] yuan. WeChat or Alipay?"
Mother Lu: "..." Who would have thought that after so many years of wandering in the rivers and lakes, I would finally meet an opponent.
This daughter-in-law, she likes it!
After teasing her, Mother Lu turned her attention back to the game, and then saw Guan Yu's body lying on the ground, looking like he was on his back.
She manipulated little Daji to run around Guan Yu's body twice curiously, and then asked, "Can I pick up his horse and ride?"
"It shouldn't be possible. The man and the horse died together." Lin Yousi muttered, "Don't ask me how I know, I won't tell you that I tried to ride many times but it didn't work."
Bu Yao: "..." Is your group of people's brain circuit so strange?
The horse has provoked you, why do you want to ride a horse?
"By the way, Miss Sister, how was my support just now? Did I also have a share of the credit for the four kills?" Lin Yousi asked her excitedly.
Bu Yao: "..." However, I only saw that your Angela's second skill fireball was not hit by one person, and the big move was directly reversed, and the fire was extinguished after turning 180 degrees and finally aiming at the enemy...
In order not to hurt her self-confidence, Bu Yao could only sneer and said: "If you can't hit someone, it's better to buy a frost staff, which can help you slow down the enemy."
"No." Lin Yousi refused straight away, and said, "I'm a fire magician, and I can't make an ice stick."
Bu Yao: "..." Great, there are not many players with principles like you now.
Immediately afterwards, she saw Lin Yousi's Angela bouncing to the middle lane, her second skill increased her moves, and she was stunned at the enemy's defense tower in the middle lane, and said proudly: "Look, This tower has been knocked out by me!"
She wouldn't admit it because the tower stood still and it was easier to aim.
Bu Yao: "..." Great, I met someone who is even more stupid than Chi Xiaonian.
The blood volume of the defensive tower is destroyed by the minions entering the tower, Miss Sister!
After beating the defense tower for a while, Lin Yousi began to mutter again, "Why can't I click skills again? My skills are all black!"
Bu Yao tuned to her point of view and took a look: "You are out of mana, go home."
"Why do you want to go home? I'm full of blood." Lin Yousi was at a loss.
Bu Yao: "Because you have no mana, the frame that appears under your feet after hitting the blue buff is not for looking good, but to let you continue to have mana."
Lin Yousi: "So what is blue? Is my phone stuck? Why are all the skills off?"
Bu Yao: "Don't ask, if you ask, you will run out of blue. Hurry up and go back to the city."
It was the first time that she wanted to play with Da Qiao so eagerly, sending this disobedient silly child home in an instant, the kind that was not negotiable!
Lin Yousi let out an 'oh', and finally pressed the return button. After arriving at the spring, she was surprised to find that there was a small blue bar under her blood volume, and all her skills were lit up.
I don't know what's going on, but it seems to be very powerful.
But Bu Yao felt that he was not taking care of a sister at all, but a child.
Just as Lin Yousi was coaxed back to the city, she saw Mother Lu's Daji following Fang Daqiao at every step.
Sister Da Qiao threw a carp backhand at her and sent her a signal.
[Start to retreat! 】
"Why are you following her?" Bu Yao asked a little funny.
"What? Are you jealous?" Mother Lu said, "Can I send her a message? I have a question for her."
Bu Yao: "Of course, you can click on the upper right corner."
After half a minute...
[Our side] The dark-fleshed little girl (Daji): Da Qiao, you don't even wear shoes, don't you iron your jio?
Only then did Bu Yao notice that sister Da Qiao stepped on a red buff...
[Our side] Papaya Yimapingchuan (Big Joe): I want to be widowed!
Immediately after that, it was displayed at the top of the screen: [Da Qiao has exited the game].
Then Mother Lu saw a small text box appear on the top right of her screen, which read: Your teammates have left the game temporarily, do you need them to assist you in combat?
Base hang up/fight with me.
Lu's mother was a little confused, so she casually clicked to fight with me.
Then she saw that Da Qiao, who had been ridiculed by her for not wearing shoes, had been following her as if she had fallen for her.
She clears the soldiers and Da Qiao also clears the soldiers, and she walks the wild monsters and Da Qiao also walks the wild monsters.
The witty mother Lu squatted into the grass resolutely, thinking that you should not be able to find me now, right?
Then she saw that Da Qiao also got into the grass without hesitation and squatted down with her.
Mother Lu: "..." Are you following me to snatch my shoes or something?
So she continued to text her.
[Our side] Black-fleshed little fan girl (Daji): Da Qiao, stop following me, okay?
Big Joe didn't move a muscle.
Mother Lu: "..." Maybe this is love.
[Our side] Black-flesh little fan girl (Daji): Da Qiao, you go, I will never laugh at you for not wearing shoes anymore.
Da Qiao was naturally unmoved.
[Our side] Black-fleshed little fan girl (Daji): Don't chase me, there is no result, to tell you the truth, my son is old enough to win the KPL championship.
Bu Yao, who was silently watching everything, was almost made to cry by her cuteness. Why does she look so narcissistic like Captain Lu!
This damned woman is so sweet!
Hearing Bu Yao's snickering sound, Lu's mother snorted arrogantly, and muttered: "This person is so strange, he has been following me to fight for me, and he can't get rid of her even after sending messages. Maybe it's because of me. Play well."
"Maybe it's because you look cute." Bu Yao said with a smile.
Lu's mother was so elated by her, "It's useless if you praise me for being cute, I will let my son marry you and play games with me for the rest of my life!"
Bu Yao: "..." So, did your son marry his wife to play with you?
When Lu Yan came out of the bathroom after taking a shower, he saw his girlfriend leaning on the head of the bed, talking to someone with an idiotic smile on her face.
And the voice coming from the phone is all too familiar to him, it's his mother.
He climbed onto the bed, stretched out his hand and hugged Bu Yao into his arms, put his chin on her shoulder, and quietly watched her play games.
Mother Lu was single-killed many times by the invisible King of Lanling because she was running around all the time, and she was out of her psychological shadow. She only dared to shrink under the tower and hit the minions randomly, or rush up to throw a skill at random when starting a group, and then ran away. , a cowardly group.
Lu Yan even laughed, and sneered coldly: "Why are you so cowardly? 231 skills rush up and fight with others, don't say you are my mother when you go out."
Lu's mother replied confidently while running: "If you go out, you will die, and I won't go out!"
(End of this chapter)
Bu Yao's ears felt hot when he heard it, what the hell is going on?I regard you as my mother, but you want to marry me?
She also gave a low laugh, and said kindly: "Of course, Mr. Bu's support club welcomes you to join. The membership fee is [-] yuan. WeChat or Alipay?"
Mother Lu: "..." Who would have thought that after so many years of wandering in the rivers and lakes, I would finally meet an opponent.
This daughter-in-law, she likes it!
After teasing her, Mother Lu turned her attention back to the game, and then saw Guan Yu's body lying on the ground, looking like he was on his back.
She manipulated little Daji to run around Guan Yu's body twice curiously, and then asked, "Can I pick up his horse and ride?"
"It shouldn't be possible. The man and the horse died together." Lin Yousi muttered, "Don't ask me how I know, I won't tell you that I tried to ride many times but it didn't work."
Bu Yao: "..." Is your group of people's brain circuit so strange?
The horse has provoked you, why do you want to ride a horse?
"By the way, Miss Sister, how was my support just now? Did I also have a share of the credit for the four kills?" Lin Yousi asked her excitedly.
Bu Yao: "..." However, I only saw that your Angela's second skill fireball was not hit by one person, and the big move was directly reversed, and the fire was extinguished after turning 180 degrees and finally aiming at the enemy...
In order not to hurt her self-confidence, Bu Yao could only sneer and said: "If you can't hit someone, it's better to buy a frost staff, which can help you slow down the enemy."
"No." Lin Yousi refused straight away, and said, "I'm a fire magician, and I can't make an ice stick."
Bu Yao: "..." Great, there are not many players with principles like you now.
Immediately afterwards, she saw Lin Yousi's Angela bouncing to the middle lane, her second skill increased her moves, and she was stunned at the enemy's defense tower in the middle lane, and said proudly: "Look, This tower has been knocked out by me!"
She wouldn't admit it because the tower stood still and it was easier to aim.
Bu Yao: "..." Great, I met someone who is even more stupid than Chi Xiaonian.
The blood volume of the defensive tower is destroyed by the minions entering the tower, Miss Sister!
After beating the defense tower for a while, Lin Yousi began to mutter again, "Why can't I click skills again? My skills are all black!"
Bu Yao tuned to her point of view and took a look: "You are out of mana, go home."
"Why do you want to go home? I'm full of blood." Lin Yousi was at a loss.
Bu Yao: "Because you have no mana, the frame that appears under your feet after hitting the blue buff is not for looking good, but to let you continue to have mana."
Lin Yousi: "So what is blue? Is my phone stuck? Why are all the skills off?"
Bu Yao: "Don't ask, if you ask, you will run out of blue. Hurry up and go back to the city."
It was the first time that she wanted to play with Da Qiao so eagerly, sending this disobedient silly child home in an instant, the kind that was not negotiable!
Lin Yousi let out an 'oh', and finally pressed the return button. After arriving at the spring, she was surprised to find that there was a small blue bar under her blood volume, and all her skills were lit up.
I don't know what's going on, but it seems to be very powerful.
But Bu Yao felt that he was not taking care of a sister at all, but a child.
Just as Lin Yousi was coaxed back to the city, she saw Mother Lu's Daji following Fang Daqiao at every step.
Sister Da Qiao threw a carp backhand at her and sent her a signal.
[Start to retreat! 】
"Why are you following her?" Bu Yao asked a little funny.
"What? Are you jealous?" Mother Lu said, "Can I send her a message? I have a question for her."
Bu Yao: "Of course, you can click on the upper right corner."
After half a minute...
[Our side] The dark-fleshed little girl (Daji): Da Qiao, you don't even wear shoes, don't you iron your jio?
Only then did Bu Yao notice that sister Da Qiao stepped on a red buff...
[Our side] Papaya Yimapingchuan (Big Joe): I want to be widowed!
Immediately after that, it was displayed at the top of the screen: [Da Qiao has exited the game].
Then Mother Lu saw a small text box appear on the top right of her screen, which read: Your teammates have left the game temporarily, do you need them to assist you in combat?
Base hang up/fight with me.
Lu's mother was a little confused, so she casually clicked to fight with me.
Then she saw that Da Qiao, who had been ridiculed by her for not wearing shoes, had been following her as if she had fallen for her.
She clears the soldiers and Da Qiao also clears the soldiers, and she walks the wild monsters and Da Qiao also walks the wild monsters.
The witty mother Lu squatted into the grass resolutely, thinking that you should not be able to find me now, right?
Then she saw that Da Qiao also got into the grass without hesitation and squatted down with her.
Mother Lu: "..." Are you following me to snatch my shoes or something?
So she continued to text her.
[Our side] Black-fleshed little fan girl (Daji): Da Qiao, stop following me, okay?
Big Joe didn't move a muscle.
Mother Lu: "..." Maybe this is love.
[Our side] Black-flesh little fan girl (Daji): Da Qiao, you go, I will never laugh at you for not wearing shoes anymore.
Da Qiao was naturally unmoved.
[Our side] Black-fleshed little fan girl (Daji): Don't chase me, there is no result, to tell you the truth, my son is old enough to win the KPL championship.
Bu Yao, who was silently watching everything, was almost made to cry by her cuteness. Why does she look so narcissistic like Captain Lu!
This damned woman is so sweet!
Hearing Bu Yao's snickering sound, Lu's mother snorted arrogantly, and muttered: "This person is so strange, he has been following me to fight for me, and he can't get rid of her even after sending messages. Maybe it's because of me. Play well."
"Maybe it's because you look cute." Bu Yao said with a smile.
Lu's mother was so elated by her, "It's useless if you praise me for being cute, I will let my son marry you and play games with me for the rest of my life!"
Bu Yao: "..." So, did your son marry his wife to play with you?
When Lu Yan came out of the bathroom after taking a shower, he saw his girlfriend leaning on the head of the bed, talking to someone with an idiotic smile on her face.
And the voice coming from the phone is all too familiar to him, it's his mother.
He climbed onto the bed, stretched out his hand and hugged Bu Yao into his arms, put his chin on her shoulder, and quietly watched her play games.
Mother Lu was single-killed many times by the invisible King of Lanling because she was running around all the time, and she was out of her psychological shadow. She only dared to shrink under the tower and hit the minions randomly, or rush up to throw a skill at random when starting a group, and then ran away. , a cowardly group.
Lu Yan even laughed, and sneered coldly: "Why are you so cowardly? 231 skills rush up and fight with others, don't say you are my mother when you go out."
Lu's mother replied confidently while running: "If you go out, you will die, and I won't go out!"
(End of this chapter)
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