The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 758
And Lin Yousi, the little light bulb, went offline very wittily, leaving only their family of three passionate and three rows.

With a 'buzz' sound from the mobile phone, their three-row journey officially began.

As soon as Lu Yan entered, he quickly snatched Daji, and then complacently listened to Lu's mother whispering in her voice: "Why is the head of the little fox gray? Is it out of battery, out of fuel, or out of blue? "

Bu Yao: "It was snatched away by your stupid son."

Lu's mother snorted immediately, "Give me back the little fox, or I'll sell your hundred days of women's clothing online!"

Lu Yan let out a cold snort, not at all cowardly: "If you dare to sell me, you dare to tell my dad that you don't take him with you when you play games, and even flirt with your little brother in the game behind his back."

Bu Yao: "..." Come on, come on, they really have to flirt with each other when they enter the house.

"If you dare to tell him, I dare to sell your photo, the two-year-old one!" Lu's mother said, "Let your Mrs. Lu see how short and small you used to be!"

Lu Yan was right: "If you dare to sell me, you dare to tell my dad that you not only teased my little brother secretly, but also asked him to do his hair together!"

After all, Lu's mother is an old Jianghu. Hearing this, she sneered and showed her ultimate nirvana: "Don't forget, the household registration book is still in my hands."

Lu Yan silently replaced his Daji with Angela, "Please."

Bu Yao: "..." Niubi.

Lu's mother successfully regained the right to use Daji, and she immediately felt refreshed, "Young man, you still want to fight with me."

Lu Yan: "..." The only thing I regret now is that I didn't bring my household registration book with me when I ran away from home.

Who knew that he would still meet love when he ran away from home!

Seeing that both their mother and son played mage, Bu Yao simply locked up Wang Zhaojun, and gathered together the three grass bitches.

But when her teammates saw that the three whores in the bushes were all there, they simply got together the five gods to summon the dragon, one locked Zhen Ji, and the other locked Xiao Qiao.

The countdown ends and both sides start loading the game.

Our lineup is: Wang Zhaojun, Angela, Daji, Zhen Ji, Xiao Qiao.

What's even more coquettish is that Lu Yan's Angela also brought a punishment, and it seemed that she also wanted to play wild.

The enemy lineup is: Houyi, Arthur, Luna, Daji, Zhuang Zhou.

Bu Yao's thinking is very clear, the last one is just to let Lu's mother experience it first, to see if she is interested in playing it.

This one is to start teaching her game skills, otherwise it will be miserable to be hammered in the bronze game.

So as soon as the game started, she took the initiative to explain: "Auntie, if you play Xiaodaji, you should take the middle path, and then light up your first skill and go to the line to clear the soldiers."

Mother Lu followed her to the middle road and at the same time lowered her voice to tease her: "Honey, please call me dear."

Calling aunt or something is too old!

Bu Yao: "..." I'm afraid that my dear will throw me down on the spot to face the Fa.

Lu Yan: "..." Damn it, my mother is so mad that she teases my wife!

He clicked his tongue coldly, and said in a strange tone: "Didn't your dear just sleep next to you? Do you need a call from me to wake him up and let him go to the Canyon of Kings to take you away?"

Mother Lu sighed leisurely, "It's said that female college students don't want to stay. I wonder if I should get engaged to you? What type of rich and noble son do you like? Hong Shixian's or Gao Wenyan's? Don't worry, There are 360 ​​kinds of scumbags, all the types you want, and you are guaranteed to live forever after marriage, and there will be more green hats."

Lu Yan: "...What good does this do for you?"

Lu's mother's voice was deep and deep, and the overlord's aura was full: "I said, sooner or later, you will come back crying and beg me."

Lu Yan: "..."

Bu Yao was so stunned that he even forgot the explanation...

Do all of you drama masters just go crazy when you disagree with each other?
Should I say something to prevent the silence?
Bu Yao thought for a while, then manipulated Wang Zhaojun to run in front of Xiao Daji, and said in a deep voice, "President, you are out of blue."

Mother Lu: "..."

"So let's go play blue." Bu Yao said, and turned around and walked towards the blue pit first.

Lu's mother manipulated Xiao Daji to follow behind her, muttering: "If you make me angry again, I will give you a younger sister, let her inherit your billions of dollars, and drive you out to sweep the streets!"

Lu Yan: "Can you lend me your household registration book before you leave? I want to marry your daughter-in-law."

Bu Yao, who was caught off guard by the mention, felt hot in his ears, raised his leg and kicked the person next to him, and there was some resentment in his soft voice, "Who wants to marry you."

"Marrying him, a street sweeper, has no future." Lu's mother said in a playful way: "Marry me, I will steal Lu Yan's father's black card to support you."

Bu Yao: "..." Does Lu Yan's father know that you are such a good showman?

Seeing that the topic was going to be so distorted, Bu Yao coughed twice, and changed the subject abruptly: "The blue stone statue in front of you is the legendary blue buff, after killing it, your blue bar will be restored. , the darkened skills will light up again."

Lu's mother was confused when she heard it: "Didn't Sisi say that killing it was just for the sake of looking good?"

"Are you stupid if she is stupid?" Lu Yan said, he had already manipulated Angela to follow her up and down, watching the two of them play blue.

Lu's mother, Xiao Da, has no blue at all, and can only rely on Ping A to grind the blood of the blue buff one by one. Bu Yao wanted her to experience the pleasure of fighting Lan Feng, so she didn't help her.

As a result, Mother Lu worked so hard to beat the blue buff down to only one bar of blood, and then saw a purple lightning bolt on the head of the blue buff, and then, the blue buff fell to the ground, and The blue frame appeared at Angela's feet.

Mother Lu: "??? Why is my skill still not lit? And why is the blue frame under your feet?"

"Because the blue buff was robbed by him." Bu Yao gave the naive ghost a blank look, feeling extra tired being caught between these two actors.

Lu Yan leaned close to her face and smacked, and said with a smile: "How can something in the game be a robbery? I'm obviously taking it openly."

Mother Lu's little Daji was about to rush up to fight him desperately, pressing it randomly regardless of whether its skills were on or not, and muttering: "Is there really such an operation? I think you, son of a bitch, are lying to me !"

Lu Yan: "..." That's great, she even scolded herself when she became crazy.

When two Sao meet, there must be an injury. These two childish ghosts who have just stopped for 2 minutes have started a new round of world war.

Lu Yan: "Don't scold my mother."

Mother Lu: "Bitch of a bitch, bitch of a bitch!"

"I don't talk to you who are so crazy that you even scold yourself." Lu Yan manipulated Angela to slip away.

(End of this chapter)