The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 763 You jump, I jump
Father Lu: "Is there a difference?"

Lu's mother: "I'm afraid that if I wear the skin that the vegetable chicken gave me, I will also become a vegetable chicken."

Lu's father, who was disliked by his own wife, shed tears like a chicken.

Lu Yan: "..." What you said is not the same as you are now.

He suddenly didn't want to take Bu Yao home, he was afraid that his wife would no longer belong to him after one night.

When Bu Yao went to the rooftop, what she saw was Captain Lu standing in front of the railing, looking like he wanted to relieve his worries with a single leap.

"Why did you come here so early in the morning?"

As she said that, she was about to step forward, but when she saw this showman, she suddenly reached out and hugged the railing, "Don't come over!"

Bu Yao: "???" Are you afraid that you waited too long for breakfast and got starved?
Seeing that her footsteps stopped, Lu Yan suddenly became addicted to Dafa. He pretended to touch his tears, sobbed and said: "You let me die, how about a person who can't even flirt with his own mother, and even keeps his girlfriend?" People who can’t live, what qualifications do they have to live in this world?”

Bu Yao cooperatively probed down, and after scanning the surrounding environment, she turned her head, took his hand affectionately and said, "Oh, dear, then you have to be careful when you jump, but Don't hang on that crooked neck tree."

Lu Yan: "..." What the hell is the crooked neck tree? Shouldn't you wrap your arms around my waist affectionately and say "You jump, I jump" to me?
Bu Yao's instructions continued: "In order to ensure that you can die once, please plunge into it in a synchronized diving posture. No matter how strong the wind is, don't forget to open your eyes and find the sharp objects on the ground. Give it a fresh coat of paint with your brains."

Lu Yan: "..." God damn it, put on a fresh coat of paint.

He couldn't continue acting in an instant, so he stretched out his hand and pulled her into his arms, and said aggrievedly: "You really have moved on, are you planning to take my billions of dollars of property to take care of me after I die?" My mother?"

Bu Yao shook her head, "Actually, your mother has long wanted to use your father's AD card to play Hedinghong, so that she can inherit his black card and wander the world with me in the Canyon of Kings."

"You think beautiful." Lu Yan rubbed her face, put his hands around her neck and began to cheat: "Even if I die, I will go to you every night, and sing songs with you every night, the red quilt, Sauce sauce stuffed stuffing, that’s how it’s written in ghost husband’s novels.”

Bu Yao: "..." What the hell is Guifu Wen... You have dabbled a little too much.

No matter how sour the vinegar jar I picked up, I have to coax it.

She turned her head and pecked on his lips, her eyebrows and eyes were full of tenderness, "If you don't eat breakfast, it will be cold, and you have to go to the hospital after dinner."

Lu Yan was confused, "What are you going to the hospital for?"

Bu Yao: "Check why your lumbar disc is so protruding at such a young age."

Lu Yan: "..."

……

After all, Bu Yao is still busy with training every day, so after teaching Mother Lu the basic operations, she didn't take her much.

Father Lu was so happy that he wished he could mail the account book to Lu Yan on the spot.

But soon he found out that he was too happy, because mother Lu got the whole prairie after losing Bu Yao.

One game at a time, without repetition.

And to his blackmail request, her answer will always be only two cold words: "Ugly refusal."

Papa Lu is humble and autistic online.

On the other hand, Win, who changed his new style of play and improved his team's execution ability, not only failed to get better and better as the trolls expected, but was invincible on the field. A ten-game winning streak.

And Bu Yao also has more and more fans because of his dazzling performance. Many e-sports girls even said that they were so handsome by Hero's operation that they couldn't close their legs, and they spontaneously formed a step wife army.

But there are still more voices of opposition, and the topic of whether she can be a god is also controversial, and it is frequently searched on the top.

And the KPL schedule also seems to be deliberately tantalizing. In the previous weeks of confrontation outside the group, Win has not been able to meet Tihua.

Time flies to mid-October, and the weather is getting colder. Bu Yao, who just got off the field, is nestling in his Captain Lu's arms with his eyes closed, when the phone in his pocket vibrates suddenly.

Her cunning little brother went online again suddenly and brought her explosive news.

[A little rice cake: Your captain's birthday is next week, don't blame me for not reminding you. 】

As Lu Yan's former fan girl, Chi Xiaonian's information is not inferior to her, the genuine Mrs. Lu.

[I'm so happy to get to the cabbage: So here comes the question, what kind of birthday presents do soft girls usually like? 】

[A little rice cake: With all due respect, your positioning of Captain Lu is too precise. 】

[I am so happy that Bai Cai is so happy: So should I give him a small dress, a box of snacks, or a grand and romantic Mary Sue-style marriage proposal? 】

[A little rice cake: ... I'm afraid you want to be rubbed. 】

[A little rice cake: Anyway, it's also our first birthday together, can we have something new?Don't say let him remember it for a lifetime, at least let him remember it forever. 】

Bu Yao: "..." Excuse me?Is there something wrong with my language level?
[I am so happy that I am so happy with cabbage: Is there a difference between remembering for a lifetime and never forgetting? 】

[A little rice cake: The difference is big, the pronunciation and writing are different, okay? 】

Bu Yao: "..." Sorry to bother you.

[Cabbage is super happy: I dare to ask, if Guangshen celebrates his birthday, what will you give him? 】

[A little rice cake: Give me to him! 】

[A little rice cake: it drives me crazy, put your arms around your waist for a while. jpg]

[I'm so happy that I can't be provoked by cabbage: I can't be provoked, if I need off-site support, I can send him the txt of the complete works of meat essays for him to study, and I won't even say that you wrote it if I am killed. 】

[A little rice cake: However, his birthday is on February 2th, and once every four years, I have nothing to fear!

[A little rice cake: Can't think of it hahahahahahahahahahahahaha...]

[I'm so happy to get to the cabbage: I'm done with my friends.goodbye.jpg]

[A little rice cake: If you trust me, I don't mind helping you take full responsibility for this matter, and promise to give your Captain Lu the most perfect birthday experience. 】

[I'm so happy that cabbage is so happy: what do you want to do? 】

Bu Yao subconsciously felt a chill down her spine, and her intuition told her that this carnivore might have some crazy thoughts again.

But rationally, he chose to trust her and give her Captain Lu a perfect birthday experience. It's great to think about.

[A little rice cake: Wait for my delivery, blow kisses. jpg]

After chatting with her, Chi Xiaonian started to take off his makeup and go to bed. While wiping his face with a cleansing cotton, he still did not forget to command her good-tempered straight man Guang, "Jijiang, help me get some water and milk, the red bottle clatter!"

(End of this chapter)