The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 776

Chi Xiaonian in front of the screen thumped in his heart, and suddenly had an ominous premonition...

[A little rice cake: Fuck, what are you doing...]

[I'm so happy that cabbage is so happy: Fuck you. 】

……

Early in the morning, Guang, a good boyfriend of 24 filial piety who aspires to become a socialist pig farmer, started a new busy day in the kitchen.

As soon as he cracked the eggs into the frying pan, he felt the phone vibrate in his pocket.

It's a message from Bu Yao.

[I'm super happy when I get to the cabbage: Is the God of Light there? 】

Yu Shenguang flipped the eggs with a spatula while replying the message with one hand.

[DM, Light: Hmm. 】

[I'm so happy that Cabbage is so happy: I'll show you something good. 】

【Happy to the cabbage: [Nian Gao Da Da Classic Meat Essay Collection].txt】

[I'm so happy to get cabbage: Your wife's classic, you're welcome. 】

Yu Shenguang accepted the document in a daze, opened it with a dazed expression, and then...

With a bang, the spatula fell to the ground.

How does it feel for your innocent and cute little girlfriend who has always been regarded as your father to suddenly take off her pure coat and become a professional racing driver...

Yu Shenguang: It feels like all I drive are toy cars...

Recalling all the past, he instantly felt that he was a little white rabbit under the claws of the big bad wolf, pitiful, weak and helpless.

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In line with the mentality of reading what his girlfriend wrote, even when he was so ashamed to explode, Yu Shenguang blushed and turned page after page...

Chi Xiaonian was wearing her fluffy pajamas and bouncing downstairs when she smelled a smell of paste coming from the kitchen, even accompanied by the smoke of something about to burn.

Those who knew that Yu Shenguang was cooking inside, but those who didn't know thought he was going to set himself on fire.

Chi Xiaonian was so frightened that he rushed to the kitchen, and then saw him, a big man about 1.8 meters tall, as stiff as a steel pipe, playing with his mobile phone in the kitchen, blushing so much that he wanted to bury himself in his clothes.

The fire was always on, and the fried eggs in the pan had already turned into a black mass, and the oil temperature was so high that black smoke began to rise, and then there was a whistling sound, and the oil pan caught fire...

on fire……

从来不进厨房的池小年哪见过这种阵仗，被吓得往后蹿了一大步，拽着余深光就要跑：“啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊几酱！着火了！ run!"

And Yu Shenguang, who had just been brainwashed by all kinds of tyrant Huang Wen, bent down and patted her on the head, and said with a wicked smile, "Woman, wait for me to come back."

Then, under Chi Xiaonian's bewildered gaze, he took a basin of water and rushed into it, with the aura of going to blow up a bunker with explosives all over his body, with a heroic sacrifice on his face.

Chi Xiaonian didn't know what kind of wind he had suddenly drawn. He only knew that hot oil would be terrible when it met cold water, so he stretched out his arms and wrapped his arms around his waist: "No! You can't go! I can't live without Yingjun you!"

It's like a big drama in the era of war and life and death.

"You don't need to persuade me anymore, I've made up my mind to go." Yu Shenguang said, broke away from her hand, left a sentence of 'take care of yourself and handsome', and rushed in without hesitation.

Chi Xiaonian opened his eyes wide in horror, stretched out Erkang's hand to his receding back, and shouted in a playful manner: "No——"

Accompanied by her miserable scream, there was the sound of crackling oil in the kitchen, followed by a loud 'Boom', everything was over.

Not only the fried eggs were burnt to charcoal, but even the rice he steamed was fried directly because he forgot to add water, leaving only a pot full of charred popcorn.

As a socialist pig farmer who can cook at the age of five, cook soup at the age of seven, and is determined to grab his girlfriend's stomach, Yu Shenguangsheng blew up the kitchen for the first time.

When Chi Xiaonian opened the door and rushed in, what he saw was him with his head lowered, with a sad expression on his face, "Don't tell my mom."

If the mother finds out, she will write it down in a small notebook, and when she is unhappy, she will look over the old account book and laugh at him!
Chi Xiaonian: "..." Why do you have to look sad if you don't tell me?I was so scared that I thought you were terminally ill after being blown up.

She tugged at the hem of his clothes to signal him to lower his head, then held his face and looked left and right, and after confirming that he was not injured, she took a sip, her big black eyes seemed to be shattered into stars, and she lowered her head He smiled and said, "It's good that you didn't get hurt."

A scene automatically popped up in Yu Shenguang's mind: he pinched Lu Yan's chin with his slender fingers, narrowed his narrow eyes slightly, and said in a dangerous and charming low voice, "Man, you are playing with fire."

Then he stretched out his hand to be hugged by a princess, and put this lifeless little thing on the cooking table in the kitchen and cleaned it up ruthlessly.

Yu Shenguang didn't dare to take a closer look at the specific cleaning method. Anyway, it was put on the cooking table. The next step may be to kill people, dismember corpses, and put them in the refrigerator...

In this way, he will have one less competitor in the game.

Thinking of her classic works, Yu Shenguang's ears felt hot again, he stretched out his hand and pulled the zipper of his coat to the top, then buried his face in the clothes, and left the kitchen as if fleeing.

I don't know if it's a psychological effect, but now he would blush even when he was in the same space with her, and even the air seemed to exude the extravagance of the boss's meat, reminding him all the time: she is an old driver, she is a Old driver, she is an old driver...

While ashamed, he also felt a little ashamed. As a boyfriend, he didn't know as much as a child like her.

Yu Shenguang walked all the way to the dining table and sat down, turned on the phone decisively and decided to read it carefully again, the kind that even understands the meaning of every punctuation mark!
Although he has already lost at the starting line, but he has long legs!It's not a matter of minutes to surpass Chi Xiaonian's short legs!
So, with a learning mentality, Yu Shenguang opened his wife's classic TXT again.

2 minutes later……

Chi Xiaonian followed from the kitchen in a daze, and saw her boyfriend lying on the dining table with his whole face buried in his arms, his shyness was even higher than that of the girls in Huaichun. and.

Yu Shenguang: Still so shy 1551...

Chi Xiaonian: "..." It's over, it's over, my domineering president's attacking boyfriend has actually started to develop in the direction of receiving!
Besides, other people's boyfriends are more shameless the more they are trained, so why is it that the more trained they are, the more innocent they are?
Judging from his current situation of holding hands and blushing for a long time, Chi Xiaonian thinks that the two of them are very hopeful to embrace platonic love and practice asexual marriage...

As a meat lover, she might never taste meat for the rest of her life, which is too scary!

She absolutely does not allow this to happen!

Chi Xiaonian stepped forward and pinched his red ears that were about to bleed, and said softly, "Ji Jiang, are you sick?"

(End of this chapter)