The e-sports god takes it home
Chapter 784 Lemon Essence and Lemon Juice Go Better
Chapter 784 Lemon Essence and Lemon Juice Go Better
Bu Yao: "..." I suspect that you are avenging your brother, and this green support banner that goes straight to the sky is the proof!
And Captain Lu's face was almost green, and he gritted his teeth and said from the back molars: "The support card is good."
Bu Yao: "..." I am not, I am not, you listen to my explanation!
Xixi, who was in charge of the host, suppressed her laughter until her face turned red, and said in a serious manner on the surface: "Hei Rou, please say hello to everyone."
Bu Yao had no choice but to bite the bullet and take the microphone she handed over, and said, "Hello everyone, I'm the Hero who hates the world."
As soon as the words were out of her mouth, she saw countless green hands suddenly stretched out from under the lush green banner, waving them up and down in a wave shape, and a good support was abruptly completed by them. The large-scale dance " Avalokitesvara offline performance...
Bu Yao only felt that he was overwhelmed by the greenery coming from all directions.
Brother Tuhao is a ruthless man!
"Meat shreds are really interesting." Xixi smiled and helped her round up the situation, took the microphone and began to introduce the rules of this star exhibition competition.
They are still divided into two groups. What is more interesting than the last exhibition game is that this time the groups are not assigned by the competition, but are drawn by the contestants on the spot.
Since she has repeatedly danced the pole dance on the verge of making Captain Lu angry again and again today, Bu Yao is now in a panic. She is afraid that she will draw a team that is opposed to Captain Lu and then be molested + rubbed by him in full view .
When it was her turn to draw lots, she stretched her hand into the box while meditating in her heart: Heaven is Lingling, Earth is Lingling, let me draw lemon essence.
Then she cautiously touched a note, opened it, and saw the red square.
Bu Yao quietly moved towards the arrogant Captain Lu, and asked him in a low voice, "I'm Hong Fang, how about you?"
Lu Yan looked at her support card indifferently, and the group of dead fat houses who performed Avalokitesvara for her on the spot, and said in a low voice: "I'm very green."
Bu Yao: "..."
"You look disappointed?" He squinted at her, his smile gradually becoming meaningful.
Bu Yao silently put her little note into her pocket, and said proudly, "I'm not without you, you read it wrong."
After a while, she couldn't help but whispered: "Which party do you belong to?"
Seeing her eyes filled with anticipation, Lu Lemon Jing Yan finally couldn't pretend anymore, reached out and tapped her heart, smiling very slyly, "I belong to you."
Immediately afterwards, he shook his note at her, which clearly said: Hongfang.
Bu Yao was teased by him so that her heart beat wildly, she raised her hand and slapped him, "Lied to me again."
Lu Yan clicked his lips proudly and sighed: "Some people obviously want to be with me, but they don't say anything in their hearts."
Bu Yao: "..." I am not, I am not, you are talking nonsense.
She shook her head arrogantly, ran to the other side to see the other people's groups, and ignored him.
The final result of the grouping was the red side: Lu Yan, Bu Yao, Lin Yousi, Lin Sen, and a popular little fresh meat.
Blue Fang: Yu Shenguang, Shisha, Liang Liang and two other popular female stars.
Among them, Lu Yan and Yu Shenguang are the captains of the red and blue teams respectively.
Xixi is still showing off her mystery: "Do you think this is the beginning? No, not yet."
As soon as she finished speaking, a table slowly rose up in the middle of the stage, and a large glass of lethal lemon juice was placed on it.
Xixi smiled with her standard eight teeth, "Since it's a game, there must be winners and losers. The loser will be punished by the captain to drink lemon juice."
As soon as the words came out of her mouth, she saw Lu Yan and Yu Shenguang stunned for a second at the same time.
According to the pissing nature of these professional players, this game will definitely evolve into a pit captain competition.
Bu Yao was never relentless when cheating on his wife, so she immediately snorted and teased, "I heard that on rainy days, lemon juice and lemon essence are better~"
Lu Yan: "..." I may have found a fake girlfriend.
He raised his hand, "I have another question, will there be a reward if I win?"
"Of course." Xixi smiled seriously, "I reward you with a free card."
Lu Yan: "..." God damn it, no drinking card, if you say it, it means you don't say it.
Yu Shenguang, who had been keeping his eyes blank all the time, was as quiet as if he had hung up the phone, and suddenly raised his hand, "What does the account number written on the note mean?"
"Good question." Xixi smiled inscrutablely, "Now please open your note and log in to the account specially provided by our competition party for you."
Bu Yao logged into her account in a daze, and then saw... her id was [Hua Mu Lamborghini]...
What the hell name!
She couldn't help but poked her head to look at her teammates, and saw each other...
Lin Yousi's 【Angela Lala】...
Lu Yan's [Zhuge Jingjing]...
Lin Sen's [Han Believes Your Evil]...
There is also the little fresh meat [Arthur shivering]...
Saifang really knows how to play.
And the other side is no better than them.
Yu Shenguang's is [Liu Bei Memo].
Liang Liang's is [Zhuang Zhou Black Duck].
Two female stars, one is [Jiang Zi Toothache] and the other is [Sun Shang Coriander]...
What?You ask why there is no ten kill?
Because this Happi just threw the note away after reading the group...
So when all the other kids logged into their accounts and looked at their new ID with surprise, he was the only one sitting with a self-closing expression on his face, with an expression of who am I, where am I, and what am I doing.
After being dazed for a few seconds, Shisha weakly raised his hand, "Well, how do you break the note if you throw it away?"
Before Xixi could speak, Lu Yan let out a 'wow' and booed loudly after watching the excitement: "He actually threw the note away, how could he do that? A professional player without an account is equivalent to No pens in exams, no guns on the battlefield!"
Ten Kill: "I actually..."
Lu Yan: "Okay, okay, don't talk about it, I understand, you are also careless, right? But rules are rules, and they cannot be broken because of one person."
Ten Kill: "So..."
Lu Yan: "So your qualification for the competition has been disqualified."
Ten kills: "???"
Lu Yan: "Or if you really want to fight, close your eyes, touch the screen with your fingers, imagine the scene in the canyon, and fight side by side with your teammates with your mind?"
Ten kills: "???"
Lu Yan: "Or you and Guang Guang can play together for a minute."
As he said that, he turned around and faced his teammates, with the tone of a child-educating person, "Did you see it? This is a bloody lesson. If you are careless for one minute, you will watch the battle for two hours."
"Actually, you are afraid of losing and drinking lemon juice. One can be suspended." Bu Yao exposed him without hesitation.
(End of this chapter)
Bu Yao: "..." I suspect that you are avenging your brother, and this green support banner that goes straight to the sky is the proof!
And Captain Lu's face was almost green, and he gritted his teeth and said from the back molars: "The support card is good."
Bu Yao: "..." I am not, I am not, you listen to my explanation!
Xixi, who was in charge of the host, suppressed her laughter until her face turned red, and said in a serious manner on the surface: "Hei Rou, please say hello to everyone."
Bu Yao had no choice but to bite the bullet and take the microphone she handed over, and said, "Hello everyone, I'm the Hero who hates the world."
As soon as the words were out of her mouth, she saw countless green hands suddenly stretched out from under the lush green banner, waving them up and down in a wave shape, and a good support was abruptly completed by them. The large-scale dance " Avalokitesvara offline performance...
Bu Yao only felt that he was overwhelmed by the greenery coming from all directions.
Brother Tuhao is a ruthless man!
"Meat shreds are really interesting." Xixi smiled and helped her round up the situation, took the microphone and began to introduce the rules of this star exhibition competition.
They are still divided into two groups. What is more interesting than the last exhibition game is that this time the groups are not assigned by the competition, but are drawn by the contestants on the spot.
Since she has repeatedly danced the pole dance on the verge of making Captain Lu angry again and again today, Bu Yao is now in a panic. She is afraid that she will draw a team that is opposed to Captain Lu and then be molested + rubbed by him in full view .
When it was her turn to draw lots, she stretched her hand into the box while meditating in her heart: Heaven is Lingling, Earth is Lingling, let me draw lemon essence.
Then she cautiously touched a note, opened it, and saw the red square.
Bu Yao quietly moved towards the arrogant Captain Lu, and asked him in a low voice, "I'm Hong Fang, how about you?"
Lu Yan looked at her support card indifferently, and the group of dead fat houses who performed Avalokitesvara for her on the spot, and said in a low voice: "I'm very green."
Bu Yao: "..."
"You look disappointed?" He squinted at her, his smile gradually becoming meaningful.
Bu Yao silently put her little note into her pocket, and said proudly, "I'm not without you, you read it wrong."
After a while, she couldn't help but whispered: "Which party do you belong to?"
Seeing her eyes filled with anticipation, Lu Lemon Jing Yan finally couldn't pretend anymore, reached out and tapped her heart, smiling very slyly, "I belong to you."
Immediately afterwards, he shook his note at her, which clearly said: Hongfang.
Bu Yao was teased by him so that her heart beat wildly, she raised her hand and slapped him, "Lied to me again."
Lu Yan clicked his lips proudly and sighed: "Some people obviously want to be with me, but they don't say anything in their hearts."
Bu Yao: "..." I am not, I am not, you are talking nonsense.
She shook her head arrogantly, ran to the other side to see the other people's groups, and ignored him.
The final result of the grouping was the red side: Lu Yan, Bu Yao, Lin Yousi, Lin Sen, and a popular little fresh meat.
Blue Fang: Yu Shenguang, Shisha, Liang Liang and two other popular female stars.
Among them, Lu Yan and Yu Shenguang are the captains of the red and blue teams respectively.
Xixi is still showing off her mystery: "Do you think this is the beginning? No, not yet."
As soon as she finished speaking, a table slowly rose up in the middle of the stage, and a large glass of lethal lemon juice was placed on it.
Xixi smiled with her standard eight teeth, "Since it's a game, there must be winners and losers. The loser will be punished by the captain to drink lemon juice."
As soon as the words came out of her mouth, she saw Lu Yan and Yu Shenguang stunned for a second at the same time.
According to the pissing nature of these professional players, this game will definitely evolve into a pit captain competition.
Bu Yao was never relentless when cheating on his wife, so she immediately snorted and teased, "I heard that on rainy days, lemon juice and lemon essence are better~"
Lu Yan: "..." I may have found a fake girlfriend.
He raised his hand, "I have another question, will there be a reward if I win?"
"Of course." Xixi smiled seriously, "I reward you with a free card."
Lu Yan: "..." God damn it, no drinking card, if you say it, it means you don't say it.
Yu Shenguang, who had been keeping his eyes blank all the time, was as quiet as if he had hung up the phone, and suddenly raised his hand, "What does the account number written on the note mean?"
"Good question." Xixi smiled inscrutablely, "Now please open your note and log in to the account specially provided by our competition party for you."
Bu Yao logged into her account in a daze, and then saw... her id was [Hua Mu Lamborghini]...
What the hell name!
She couldn't help but poked her head to look at her teammates, and saw each other...
Lin Yousi's 【Angela Lala】...
Lu Yan's [Zhuge Jingjing]...
Lin Sen's [Han Believes Your Evil]...
There is also the little fresh meat [Arthur shivering]...
Saifang really knows how to play.
And the other side is no better than them.
Yu Shenguang's is [Liu Bei Memo].
Liang Liang's is [Zhuang Zhou Black Duck].
Two female stars, one is [Jiang Zi Toothache] and the other is [Sun Shang Coriander]...
What?You ask why there is no ten kill?
Because this Happi just threw the note away after reading the group...
So when all the other kids logged into their accounts and looked at their new ID with surprise, he was the only one sitting with a self-closing expression on his face, with an expression of who am I, where am I, and what am I doing.
After being dazed for a few seconds, Shisha weakly raised his hand, "Well, how do you break the note if you throw it away?"
Before Xixi could speak, Lu Yan let out a 'wow' and booed loudly after watching the excitement: "He actually threw the note away, how could he do that? A professional player without an account is equivalent to No pens in exams, no guns on the battlefield!"
Ten Kill: "I actually..."
Lu Yan: "Okay, okay, don't talk about it, I understand, you are also careless, right? But rules are rules, and they cannot be broken because of one person."
Ten Kill: "So..."
Lu Yan: "So your qualification for the competition has been disqualified."
Ten kills: "???"
Lu Yan: "Or if you really want to fight, close your eyes, touch the screen with your fingers, imagine the scene in the canyon, and fight side by side with your teammates with your mind?"
Ten kills: "???"
Lu Yan: "Or you and Guang Guang can play together for a minute."
As he said that, he turned around and faced his teammates, with the tone of a child-educating person, "Did you see it? This is a bloody lesson. If you are careless for one minute, you will watch the battle for two hours."
"Actually, you are afraid of losing and drinking lemon juice. One can be suspended." Bu Yao exposed him without hesitation.
(End of this chapter)
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