The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 786 Don't Come Here
Hearing that, Lin Yousi couldn't help complaining: "If your mouth is so sweet, you should be able to neutralize it."

Lin Sen on the side nodded in agreement: "That's right."

Lu Yan glanced at the two of them coolly, thinking that you two single dogs know nothing, of course the lemon juice needs to be drunk by two people to sweeten it.

After the wind wall that hindered the action disappeared, they finally manipulated the hero to go to the lane, and both sides went to the middle all at once.

You, who was waiting on the commentary stage and was about to fall asleep, was finally released. When he saw the scene, he was stunned: "What's going on? This is, when the two sides came up, they didn't go anywhere, so they went straight to the middle lane." Let's go? Are you playing Smash Bros.?"

Guo Licheng: "Maybe they all want to finish get off work early and go home early."

You: "Guangshen didn't intend to procrastinate. He took his four younger brothers to squat in the grass in the middle lane at the beginning of the game, and waited for the opponent to come and show them a big change."

Guo Licheng: "Lu Shen also brought people over, I don't know if they can succeed in this wave."

At this time, the voice of the red team in the team is like this...

Lu Yan: "Everyone, be careful, there are people in the grass on the left."

Bu Yao: "Okay."

Lin Sen: "Okay."

Lin Yousi: "Okay."

Immediately afterwards, three kill messages sounded one after another.

[First blood! (first drop of blood)】

Bu Yao's Hua Mu Lamborghini, looking into the grass, was taken away with a single blow after enduring a stormy beating.

[Double kill! (Double attack break)]

Lin Yousi's Angela Lala, poking her face into the grass, was taken away by thugs.

[Triple kill! (Three-game winning streak)]

Lin Sen's Han believed in your evil, looked into the grass, and was hacked to death by random knives.

Lu Yan: "..." Hello?Timi studio?I want to report my teammates for maliciously sending heads!
In Lan Fang's team voice, Liang Liang was yelling uncontrollably: "Wow, what are you doing ten kills? We agreed to use our proficient acting skills to help Guangshen make a glass of lemon juice?"

Yu Shenguang who was inexplicably arranged: "??? Why did you get me lemon juice?"

Liang Liang: "Because I want to see if you have an expression when you drink lemon juice."

Yu expressionless Shen Guang: "..."

Shisha looked cold: "No, I want to watch Lu Yan and Shake Milkshake eat lemons."

Liang Liang: "What the hell is Shasha Shake? What's your nickname for Black Meat?"

Ten Kill: "No, it's a name of hate."

As his teammates sent their heads one after another, Lu Yan's fists were no match for all hands, and he also died in love.

【Aced. (Group Destruction)】

Ten kills, the one who kills thousands of swords, showed no mercy at all, and directly wiped them out with his own strength, and then brought his four little brothers back to the city collectively.

"I'm out of my mind to think that they are going to come to me for a serious brawl, right?" You in the commentary felt that there was too much to say, so he simply started his serious nonsense: "Dear Summoner Ladies and gentlemen, what you are watching is the latest program launched by our KPL, Super Smash Bros. As professional players, everyone is very qualified. They know that Buffs cannot be played in Smash Bros. mode, and wild monsters cannot be touched, so they rushed to the middle lane in a swarm. Do it, go home after a wave of work and replenish your blood before continuing!"

Guolicheng reminded him weakly: "You are not allowed to go home after the chaos."

"Yes!" You took the scene very cooperatively, "I have to criticize the blue team at this point, you are not allowed to return to the city to increase blood in the big chaos, you know? You also go back to the city to replenish blood, it is too much, foul! report!"

Guo Licheng: "You can't buy equipment yet, you have to die to buy it!"

You: "You can't even have a home button. I strongly urge the referees to pause the game, remove all the home buttons on their phone screens, and start over!"

Guo Licheng: "The spring water is also adjusted to the mode of not returning blood, and the store is also closed."

You: "The wild area and the upper and lower lanes are all demolished, leaving only the middle lane is enough."

Just when the two of them were madly complaining, the second wave of chaos between the two sides was over. In line with the principle of reciprocity, this wave was given to the blue team collectively. Bu Yao won the pentakill with tears in his eyes and led his little brother They stood on the corpses of the five enemies and returned to the city.

You has already shouted the slogan on the commentary stand: "Who are we?"

Guo Licheng: "Professional player!"

You: "What are we doing?"

Guo Licheng: "Play an exhibition match!"

You: "What is the essence of an exhibition game?"

Guo Licheng: "Play!"

The sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room almost laughed out loud.

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, it drove a pair of commentators crazy again. 】

[Hahahaha welcome to the 2018 KPL Professional Player Acting Awards. 】

[From the moment the Sand Sculpture account came out, I knew that this All-Star Game was destined to be extraordinary. 】

【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, I smell something unusual from the beginning of the sand sculpture support of the black meat. 】

[Let's go, let's go, if you are a fan of black meat, you will be able to dance "Avalokitesvara". 】

[In these days, no one dares to pursue even a star without a talent. 】

……

After a few waves of friendly exchanges between the two sides, the master refreshed, and the game finally started to get on track. After going online again, Lu Yan didn't lead them straight to the middle to give away the kill, but sneaked around the jungle to the master's pit. The voice said: "Let me, give them a surprise."

So, just as Yu Shenguang and the others came to the middle lane after being resurrected, and were about to start a new round of friendship with them, they heard a dragon chant, and the sky began to rain lightly, and a system click popped up right above each of their screens. kill news.

[The Juggernaut has been killed. 】

Immediately afterwards, a message from Lu Yan appeared on the left side of the screen.

[All] Zhuge Liangjingjing (Zhuge Liang): Hahahaha, you can't think of it?

Due to being attacked by the Juggernaut, everyone lost more or less blood, and their skills were also cooling down. In order to prevent the God of Light and the others from attacking the Juggernaut, Lu Yan led them back decisively. , the cat went back to the city in the grass.

"We have even summoned the dragon, so what is there to be afraid of?" Lin Daxie Yousi gave Juggernaut the last blow just now, and the killer showed her, and now she is extremely swollen, not even the grass Those who took shelter directly stood in the dragon pit and went back to the city, and felt that they were extra heroic: "A man, I would rather die standing up than live on my knees!"

As soon as she finished speaking, she saw Yu Shenguang's Liu Bei memo bringing a group of his brothers to kill him. She was so frightened that the heroine who was yelling "I would rather die standing than live on my knees" ran away with her head in her arms. Running towards the grass where Lu Yan and the others were hiding, they screamed, "Help, Brother Lu! I don't want to be a prisoner!"

Her Brother Lu was obviously more panicked than she was, "Don't come here! Run to other bushes!"

(End of this chapter)