The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 790 Beauty and the Beast

Just now I was poked by Chaotianjiao, my face hurt and I forgot to be sore, now I think about it...

Lu Yan suddenly snorted arrogantly, shrank into a small corner and ignored her.

Bu Yao: "..." Excuse me?Is it too late for you to start being arrogant now?
She moved closer to him, dumbfounded, "What are you doing?"

Lu Yan: "Make up for the anger you forgot to generate just now."

After all, she treated him as a temporary storage shelf, not to mention carrying a lot of vegetables, and almost being poked in the nostrils by the bunch of deadly chili peppers, Bu Yao felt that he couldn't justify it if he didn't coax him.

"How can I not be angry?" Bu Yao took the initiative to hold his hand, shaking his arm from side to side coquettishly.

Lu Yan glanced at her, and a successful smile curled up on the corner of his lips: "I want to watch Passionate Samba tonight."

Bu Yao: "..." Am I being tricked again?

The lemon essence wife I found by myself has to be coaxed even on her knees!

It was destined to be a sleepless night, and the next morning, Bu Yao once again lived up to expectations and didn't get up.

When she finally woke up leisurely, someone attentive had already brought her lunch, and arranged it on the small table in front of her like a little eunuch offering an offering, and then offered the chopsticks with both hands, and even offered a Face asked her obediently, "Do you need me to feed you?"

Bu Yao looked indifferent: "Stay away from me, I have Teddy phobia."

Lu Yan: "Oh."

Disliked by his wife, he could only sit silently in the corner with his arms around his knees, watching her eat from afar, pitifully weak and helpless, like a giant dog.

Bu Yao checked Weibo while eating, and then saw that the video of the interview after the game last night was released by KPL officials as an easter egg, and the copywriting was still as flamboyant as ever.

[KPL Official Weibo V: The official blogger’s interview criteria are: she looks the same as Lu Meili, Daji plays as flirtatiously as Lu Meili, and like a Beauty contestant, I like it very much—interview him! 】

The edited video is also attached below. I just stayed up late and played Daji's Bu Yao. When I saw this video, I felt so ashamed that my scalp tingled, and I didn't have any desire to click on it to watch it again.

She casually flipped through the comments, only to find that she had been arranged by sand sculpture netizens again.

[The following is asking Heirou to act a lie for us with eyes open, ah no, I scolded myself! 】

[The black meat is of course not a human being, but a silly dog.funny.jpg]

[The two of them must have obtained the certificate behind my back. Lugou's eyes never moved away from Heirou's body the whole time. Heirou looked at him with a blushing face, which looked like love. I have automatically made up a KPL in my brain. version of Beauty and the Beast! 】

[I guess Lu Meili is a beauty, and the black meat is a beast. 】

[A long, long time ago, the black meat suddenly appeared, brought a rage, took Lu Meimei away and disappeared~]

[KPL is no longer a scourge, suddenly a little bored, a straight man came and shouted~]

[I want to take my handsome, climb over the next wall, break into the Win base and bring Lugou back to the front~]

[Lu Gou said, get out, stay away from me, I have a phobia of straight men, and since then Lu Meili and the dark flesh have lived happily together. 】

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, why can you all make voices? 】

……

Bu Yao: "...Excuse me? Why am I a beast? Did the eyes of the sand sculpture netizens in this session all grow on the soles of their feet, and then they were blinded by beriberi?"

She hummed with dissatisfaction on her face, and muttered to herself: "No matter how I look at it, I'm a beautiful woman, right?"

Lu Yan, who was huddled in the corner, glanced at her coolly, and said without fear of death: "Last night was quite a beast."

Bu Yao: "...Very well, don't touch me for half a month."

Lu Yan: "..." closed himself.

……

In the blink of an eye, it was already mid-November, and the regular season schedule of the autumn season was coming to an end. Team Win's winning streak continued, and they were only short of the last game to win a regular season Grand Slam.

At three o'clock in the afternoon, the dedicated bus of the Win team drove to the Tong City E-sports Center on time to challenge the Dihua Zhixiu team away.

Judging from the current points, no matter who wins or loses in tonight's game, these two teams will be able to securely qualify and enter the playoffs.

There is no suspense about the qualifying team, sand sculpture netizens naturally focus on Win's winning streak, Win fans and Dihua fans are also tearing up in the post bar.

[Ahhhhhhhhhh my Win daddy, after tonight they are the only team in the history of KPL that won the regular season!The kind that will be recorded in history! 】

【Ah ah ah Win rushes to the duck!Wouldn't it be better to win all the way to the finals and win a grand slam of all games in the whole season? 】

[Win is really in good shape this season, nothing to say, he couldn't maintain such a long winning streak when he broke the peak before, right? 】

【Sooner or later, the Triple Crown will come back with the fourth championship trophy, ahhh Win, come on! 】

[Are those people who play the Grand Slam out of their minds?Have you asked my ten kill dad for his opinion?Is it sick to brag about winning the regular season without even playing? 】

[Who is Ten Kill?Why ask his opinion?Are you talking about the person who was chased by our black meat to the spring and beaten?That hand played by Guan Yu...is on my three-point level. 】

[Who is the black meat?Last season, the one who was able to win by a short draw of A, but was played to death by an idiot? 】

[Tihua has been quite fierce recently, I feel that I, Shashen, have been working very hard recently. He who never goes to the training room recently went to the training room on time every day for training. Do you dare to think? 】

[As a professional player, you go to the training room on time every day to train, but you still have to give special praise. Are you killing fans ridiculous?Should those players who train honestly every day and even work overtime every day send out a pennant of a model worker? 】

……

Fans are tearing up the Internet, while the main players are sitting in the bus discussing the issue of team uniforms.

The little clever Jiang Jiang shook his head, looked left and right, the more he looked, the more he felt something was wrong, "Brother Fat, are we wearing the wrong team uniform?"

All participating teams in the KPL have two sets of uniforms, one for the home team and one for the away team.

For the sake of showing off, the Win team used a pink + white color scheme for both home and away jerseys. At first glance, there is no difference, but in fact the styles are different.

He Xiaopang stared at his team uniform for two seconds before slapping his head, "Damn it, I thought today was our home game."

Blast shot him a look, and his fiery eyes were full of pity: "The sequelae of being scared out last month haven't healed yet?"

"No." He Xiaopang shook his head, clasped his hands together, and said with a holy face: "This is probably the divine will in the legend, which indicates that tonight will be our home game, and the grand slam is guaranteed!"

Jiang Jiang looked at the mentally retarded expression: "Sure enough, eating too many chocolate beans affects IQ."

(End of this chapter)