The e-sports god takes it home
Chapter 799 Please choose the type of mother
Chapter 799 Please choose the type of mother
Some of the fans were crying, some were looking for death, some were seeing through everything, and some were beating gongs and drums and begging them to get married as soon as possible.
But all of this was nothing to Lu Yan. After posting Weibo, he took his silly dog, washed his hands and went to lunch.
Then they saw that their daily eight dishes and one soup had completely changed.
Tomato scrambled eggs, roasted eggplant, hot and sour potato shreds, fried vegetables, fried broccoli...
It's all vegetarian, without any fishy taste, and even the soup is a clear soup with little water and cabbage tofu soup.
Lu Yan and Bu Yao were both dumbfounded, they looked at He Xiaopang in a daze, and said in unison: "What's going on?"
Jiang Jiang: "Probably because today is a day of great joy for both of you, so we want to eat fast and chant Buddha's name to accumulate virtue and do good deeds for you?"
Lai Fu's face was full of resentment: "I want to eat meat."
Explosion: "If you want to eat meat, go back to the house to eat, please be sure to keep your voice down, don't let me hear you."
Cai Cai: "..." Isn't the meat in the refrigerator in the kitchen?Why go home to eat?
He Xiaopang had a sad expression on his face, "According to the law that female stars are worthless when they get married, we Captain Lu will probably lose a lot of fans when we make an official announcement today, and we may not be able to get sponsors because we have no commercial value. The days are yet to come."
"So I decided to start reducing food and clothing expenses and reduce unnecessary expenses from today, so that you can live one day longer." While speaking, he also brought out the steamed buns he had prepared in advance and wiped them. Tears and said: "Anyway, I don't need to go to the game, one cornbread a day can hang the dog's life, no matter how hard it is, the children can't suffer, and the education can't be poor, you can eat it boldly, don't worry about me!"
In order to exaggerate the tragic atmosphere and bring out his greatness, he even took out his mobile phone and manually played the song "The Moon Reflected in Two Springs" for himself.
Bu Yao: "..." Damn mentally retarded.
And Lu Yan has already pulled out his mobile phone, clicked on the camera, and clicked on the table full of clear soup and water, and yelled: "Look, take a look, the unscrupulous manager He Qianshan, I have abused the old mid laner."
"I'll report it." Cai Cai even raised her hand innocently, "Brother Fatty is full from the snacks just now."
"...Snacks are equal to junk food, and junk food is equal to rubbish!" He Xiaopang used his own logic to analyze a few times, and then cried louder, "He Qianshan, you are living a miserable life! You have already started eating garbage when others can eat!"
Those who didn't know thought he was giving himself a funeral.
Lu Yan didn't bother to talk to this idiot, and after taking the photo, he sent it to his own mother directly, and began to sell miserably.
[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: Are you willing to give your poor little son some living expenses? 】
And Mother Lu's response was also very impressive.
[You didn't drown, did you: No, get out. 】
[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: angry, the kind that can't be coaxed well. 】
So, mother Lu, who was full of desire to survive, started her exaggerated performance.
【You didn't drown, did you: Is this your lunch? Oh my god, what team is so over the top?Is your manager still human?How can you feed a dog human food?Don't know who is easy to get sick?Don't be afraid, baby, just ask what brand of dog food you like, and mom will buy it for you right away. 】
[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: Can I change my mother? 】
[You are not drowned: Of course you can, now please choose the type of mother you want, please press 1 if you are gentle and hurt others, and press 2 if you have a bad temper and hurt others. 】
(End of this chapter)
Some of the fans were crying, some were looking for death, some were seeing through everything, and some were beating gongs and drums and begging them to get married as soon as possible.
But all of this was nothing to Lu Yan. After posting Weibo, he took his silly dog, washed his hands and went to lunch.
Then they saw that their daily eight dishes and one soup had completely changed.
Tomato scrambled eggs, roasted eggplant, hot and sour potato shreds, fried vegetables, fried broccoli...
It's all vegetarian, without any fishy taste, and even the soup is a clear soup with little water and cabbage tofu soup.
Lu Yan and Bu Yao were both dumbfounded, they looked at He Xiaopang in a daze, and said in unison: "What's going on?"
Jiang Jiang: "Probably because today is a day of great joy for both of you, so we want to eat fast and chant Buddha's name to accumulate virtue and do good deeds for you?"
Lai Fu's face was full of resentment: "I want to eat meat."
Explosion: "If you want to eat meat, go back to the house to eat, please be sure to keep your voice down, don't let me hear you."
Cai Cai: "..." Isn't the meat in the refrigerator in the kitchen?Why go home to eat?
He Xiaopang had a sad expression on his face, "According to the law that female stars are worthless when they get married, we Captain Lu will probably lose a lot of fans when we make an official announcement today, and we may not be able to get sponsors because we have no commercial value. The days are yet to come."
"So I decided to start reducing food and clothing expenses and reduce unnecessary expenses from today, so that you can live one day longer." While speaking, he also brought out the steamed buns he had prepared in advance and wiped them. Tears and said: "Anyway, I don't need to go to the game, one cornbread a day can hang the dog's life, no matter how hard it is, the children can't suffer, and the education can't be poor, you can eat it boldly, don't worry about me!"
In order to exaggerate the tragic atmosphere and bring out his greatness, he even took out his mobile phone and manually played the song "The Moon Reflected in Two Springs" for himself.
Bu Yao: "..." Damn mentally retarded.
And Lu Yan has already pulled out his mobile phone, clicked on the camera, and clicked on the table full of clear soup and water, and yelled: "Look, take a look, the unscrupulous manager He Qianshan, I have abused the old mid laner."
"I'll report it." Cai Cai even raised her hand innocently, "Brother Fatty is full from the snacks just now."
"...Snacks are equal to junk food, and junk food is equal to rubbish!" He Xiaopang used his own logic to analyze a few times, and then cried louder, "He Qianshan, you are living a miserable life! You have already started eating garbage when others can eat!"
Those who didn't know thought he was giving himself a funeral.
Lu Yan didn't bother to talk to this idiot, and after taking the photo, he sent it to his own mother directly, and began to sell miserably.
[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: Are you willing to give your poor little son some living expenses? 】
And Mother Lu's response was also very impressive.
[You didn't drown, did you: No, get out. 】
[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: angry, the kind that can't be coaxed well. 】
So, mother Lu, who was full of desire to survive, started her exaggerated performance.
【You didn't drown, did you: Is this your lunch? Oh my god, what team is so over the top?Is your manager still human?How can you feed a dog human food?Don't know who is easy to get sick?Don't be afraid, baby, just ask what brand of dog food you like, and mom will buy it for you right away. 】
[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: Can I change my mother? 】
[You are not drowned: Of course you can, now please choose the type of mother you want, please press 1 if you are gentle and hurt others, and press 2 if you have a bad temper and hurt others. 】
(End of this chapter)
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