The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 818 The ugliest one
"How can I say that Win's lineup is good. If the opponent catches Jiang Ziya, he will definitely catch it, and let alone Zhang Fei, I probably don't want to fight after seeing him—" You haven't finished talking yet. , I saw that Lu Yan had sex with the opponent again because of his rough skin and thick flesh, and even if he didn't agree with the shield, and he was the kind who yelled big moves when they met, which made Mo Xie, the general of the salted fish, dumbfounded.

Xianyu: Who am I, where am I, and why did he magnify me as soon as he came up? Is it to show me the fresh breath after eating the Green Arrow?
Seeing that, You immediately rubbed his temples, "Lu Meili's ult is as if he doesn't want money, and he has never hit it. Go back and ask your wife to teach you how to play a tank. This is not a gold medal." The level that a mid laner should have!"

Guolicheng: "...Didn't he get into trouble with your milk..."

With a look of 'I have nothing to do with you', he continued to babble in a serious manner: "Laifu probably didn't even see it, after I go back, I should ask him to help you practice Zhang Fei every day, and the big move is like relying on thick skin to go around without money. wave."

Laifu is more than just blind, Laifu even wants to exchange mobile phones with him...

"But in fact, it doesn't matter whether he hits the target with his ultimate move, anyway, the anger points accumulate faster in the middle lane."

At four and a half minutes into the game, Win once again invaded the enemy's wild area, robbing God's red buff.

Laifu's Jiang Ziya used a big move from a distance to force everyone on the opposite side to retreat, Bu Yao's Guan Yu rushed up and gave the red buff another knife, Lu Yan's Zhang Fei followed up to receive the punishment, the red buff was steady get it.

"Damn beep—he grabbed it again!" You exclaimed, "It doesn't matter if Zhang Fei's big move hits or not! Although he can't hit anyone, he is very accurate in the jungle! I even think he In the future, you can try to use jungle heroes as mid laners.”

Guo Licheng: "And then? One plays Ake, the other plays King Lanling, who can stay invisible longer in the middle lane?"

"We can also play Yuange with one, and King Lanling with the other, to see whether it's better at acting, or better at invisibility." You rubbed your hands together excitedly, feeling a little bit of anticipation for no reason.

And Lu Yan, who successfully grabbed the red buff, has already retreated under the cover of Jiang Ziya and Guan Yu.

The three of them snatched the red buff, and Cai Cai and Jiang Jiang were not idle in the bottom lane. The two of them took turns carrying Ta Qiang and killing the opposite Sun Ce.

Things are looking good for Win.

Lu Yan's Zhang Fei was even more insane. He led the line of soldiers into the tower in front of the God of Light.

He is the first person who is still so crazy under the tower of other people's house.

Yu Shenguang: "..." We still don't know why I was suddenly beaten while standing under my own tower.

Lu Yan not only beat him, but also beat him with Bu Yao.

Guangshen's Cerebellar Axe was first repelled by Zhang Fei's skill, and then Bu Yao rushed out from the nearby wild area on horseback, and a big move stunned him again, and Guangshen's blood volume surged The ground fell down, and as soon as the dizzy state was lifted, he immediately withdrew to the second tower, and he didn't dare to take the first tower.

Bu Yao chased after him and stomped on him again, seeing that he would be able to kill him with another level A, at this time, the Sao operation came...

Lu Yan's big move made Guangshen retreat again and again, and he successfully retreated to a place out of her reach.

It can be called the operation of picking the feet of dishes.

Bu Yao couldn't help but hehe, "I finally know why my head is so green."

Lu Yan: "..." I am not, I am not, you listen to my explanation!

You were all amused, "I suspect that Lu Meili is still thinking about her old love, and the way this dish is done is the proof!"

And this tsundere boy whose loyalty was questioned by his wife turned his head and left after yelling at others. Zhang Fei's ult was used to start a group, and his ult was used to save people.

Of course, it was the person on the opposite side who was saved.

And he's an old friend.

Bu Yao also reacted very quickly. After seeing Guangshen fleeing, he decisively turned his horse's head and pounced on Mo Xie, the general who was paddling in the water to watch the show, so frightened that Xianyu flashed directly from behind the wolf den to in front of the wolf den. Lu Yaner Skills climbed over the wall and followed him, and directly trampled him to death with his transformed huge body.

You: "Let's congratulate Lu Meili for finally yelling at people, even though he let them go."

The summoners in the live broadcast room laughed like crazy.

[Hahahahahahahahahaha You brother, what nonsense are you talking about, do I, God Lu, lose face? 】

[Coquettish Lu is beautiful, climbing the wall online, no wonder my black hair is so green, it was Guang Yan who secretly helped her apply hair dye! 】

[Mom, what kind of sand sculpture Zhang Fei, let's forget about Lu Meili. 】

[Standing on the red and blue double buffs under his feet, this is probably his last pride as a mid laner. 】

[Hahahahahahahahahaha he looks like a red buff himself. Why does he want to steal God’s red buff so often? If the red buff can talk, he must ask him: It’s from the same root, so why bother? 】

[My cub really plays the ugliest hero, and has to step on the most shiny buff under his feet. 】

Lu's mother, who watched the game in front of the screen, said so.

Immediately afterwards, her cell phone started to vibrate, it was a call from Father Lu, so scared that Mother Lu immediately muted the computer, and then answered with a guilty face, "Hello?"

Father Lu: "Which hero does our son play? Why can't I find him?"

Caijilu's father has been in the pit for a few months, but he still looks confused, the kind who can't even figure out the map.

He even peeked at his son's game during working hours, which surprised Lu's mother, but she still answered truthfully: "He is the ugliest one."

Immediately afterwards, she heard Lu's father snort, "You really sneaked into the live broadcast while I was working behind my back."

Mother Lu: "..." Damn it, he actually tricked me!

Lu's father on the other side of the phone turned into lemon essence in seconds, "What's so good about that bastard? You might as well just look at me."

Lu's mother pondered for a moment, then suddenly laughed, "No, you are wrong."

Father Lu: "???"

Mother Lu: "I'm obviously watching Bu Yaoyao."

Lu's father: "..." How can I kick my son and his wife out of the house together?
After fooling the childish old man, Lu's mother clicked on the live broadcast again and sighed: It is good to have a daughter-in-law.

It's not like a certain bastard who just bullies her all day long and always makes his father jealous.

……

After this wave of team battles, the Diamond team's upper and middle outer towers were gone.

You: "Although Lu Meili let go of his old friend based on his strength, he has to admit that he is really fierce. He is now equivalent to a mid-range one-way gold medalist with the ability to start a group. His previous mid-range gold medalist was It only has the ability to harass but does not have the ability to start a group, this time there is a comprehensive upgrade."

"Besides, Zhang Fei doesn't even care if he fights in a team or not. His biggest role is that he can keep entering the opposite wild area to steal the light of Xiaoye, interfere with his development, and if he can't kill you, I will annoy you to death."

Guo Licheng: "Jiang Ziya, who came to Fufu, doesn't have to do anything, just save his dog's life from being killed."

"But if the Diamond team wants to start a team, they can only play Jiang Ziya or Marco Polo, and the other three are all strong men." You couldn't help but sighed, "It's difficult."

And Lu Yan really got on with the red buff. Six and a half minutes into the game, the Diamond team's red buff was refreshed again.

While manipulating Zhang Fei to walk across the red zone, Lu Yan suddenly thought: "If I hit them with the red buff and then stand in the pit by myself, how many seconds do you think it will take for them to react?"

Bu Yao looked at his huge body which was 99% similar to the red buff, and murmured: "If Lin Yousi sees you like this, she will probably chase you all over the field. She likes the red buff the most."

"No, she can only shout." Lu Yan coughed dryly twice, and imitated Lin Yousi's voice in a high-pitched voice: "You have lived a long life! The red buff can actually run all over the map!"

Bu Yao: "..." You are so coquettish.

Jiang Jiang: "...Some people start imitation shows right after the game."

Laifu: "There is a man in Beijing who is good at speaking, his surname is Lu and his name is Yan."

Cai Cai: "..." So is the buff still available?

Cai Cai is ready to fight, but his teammates talk about love.

What if I am the only one in the whole team who is seriously playing the game?Waiting online, very urgent.

While speaking, Lu Yan had manipulated his fat body into the opponent's red zone swaggeringly, yelling: "Attention all departments, get one to pass, I will rush in and leave with the red buff in my hand, you guys Remember to cover for me!"

Bu Yao responded cooperatively: "Please start your performance, Action!"

Lu Yan jumped over the wall with the second skill and jumped into the buff pit, and was besieged by the four opposite people without any fear.

You: "Lu Meili really understands the essence of guerrilla warfare. With a skill, she turned around and wanted to run when she was punished by the red buff, but there were four people on the opposite side, brother dei, are you a little too drifting? On the opposite side, Guiguzi's second skill knocked him out. When he was pulled back, the four people held him down and he was beaten by the underworld, and Lu Meili performed a lion roar at them, and after his transformation, he thumped extra vigorously in the circle surrounded by the four people."

"Just before he was beaten to death, the dark-fleshed Guan Yu finally arrived on horseback. He entered the field with a big move and pushed three times. Zhang Fei jumped in and stomped on them. The bloody Guiguzi was killed on the spot. Hei Rou cut off the head with a single knife, and Pei Qinhu, the god of light, was about to slip away, but was chased by Hei Rou from the wild area all the way to the second tower of the lower road, and directly jumped over the tower to death, Hei Rou's fierceness is unreasonable at all!"

After this wave of team battles, Win directly played a one-for-four and made a lot of money!
"Win's lineup is really too much. It's okay to steal other people's things, and almost wiped them out." Guo Licheng couldn't help but sighed, "As a mid laner, Lu Shen Zhang Fei, he carried the success. Tons of damage, and as a tank, he hits tons of damage."

"This general subject is so terrifying!" He said, patting his own small chest, "I bet you [-] cents with my conscience, Zhang Fei may not plan to come out after this wave of entry, they will sell this one Four, let Zhang Fei go out to cheat skills, how long can he last, and Lu Meili, a bitch - he not only cheated skills, he also came out alive! Wow, just ask the little cute guys if they are angry!"

He was so excited beside him that he wanted to stand up and talk, but Guo Licheng only glanced at him, and said coldly, "No, you didn't."

And he completely ignored You's shamelessness, the corner of the man's lips curled up, and he replied slowly: "It's fine if you have it."

Guo Licheng glared at him, and stopped talking immediately, only the red around the base of the ears spread a little bit.

Director: "Driving is prohibited during working hours."

The Youcheng Party in the live broadcast room suddenly seemed to be celebrating the New Year, eager to go out and buy two sets of firecrackers to set off.

[Fuck, fuck, what did I hear? 】

[Hahahahahahahahahaha, you can have it, you have to have a man who can compare with me beautifully! 】

[Guolicheng: No, I can't. 】

[Some people molested their wives on the surface every day, but they didn’t know how many durians they knelt and exploded behind their backs. 】

[Kneeling durian is nothing, let him play rock-paper-scissors in front of the mirror, when will he win and when will he get up from the durian!Mental and physical torture, just ask if you are afraid! 】

[666, the sister upstairs is a ruthless person! 】

What they didn't know was that this ruthless person was Lu's mother, and she was furious now, because when she was enjoying the live broadcast, the internet was cut off...

Use your toes to figure out who did it.

So much so that she had to hold the computer and browse the Internet elsewhere, while watching it, she also sent Lin Yousi WeChat to discuss the direction of the plot.

[You didn't drown, did you: Oh my god, Sisi, did you watch the live broadcast of the finals?Just the wave of my son Tianxiu? 】

[Now I come to think: Look, look, look!My brother Lu is so handsome!He can actually choose the red buff as his hero!Why can't I? 】

Mother Lu: "..." Where did you come from...

[You didn't drown, did you: He played Zhang Fei. 】

[Now I come to think: Oh. 】

Lu's mother felt that words could not express her emotions by one tenth of a millionth, so she simply clicked on the voice, "However, what I want to tell you is not my Zai Zai Tianxiu, but those two commentators! Ward God! The two lads are kind of interesting, and it makes me think a little bit—”

Before she could say the words 'Look at their fandom', she heard a devilish whisper: "What do you want?"

Turning around again, Lu's father had appeared behind her at some point, looking at her with a half-hearted smile.

Mother Lu's desire to survive was overwhelmed in an instant, and she said in a hurry: "I want to recognize the two of them as godsons!"

Father Lu: "Hehe."

I believe you have a ghostly expression on his face.

Mother Lu: "..."

If she didn't listen to the explanation, she had no choice but to strike first. She stood up as soon as she slapped the table, but she was very petite in front of the tall and burly father Lu. Didn't say a word.

Father Lu reached out and rubbed her head, "I love you too."

Lu's mother was amused by him in an instant. After laughing, she felt that she couldn't hold back her face. She patted the table and said, "You have the ability to sit down and talk to me!"

Father Lu sat down in front of her with an obedient expression.

"Say, why did you cut off my internet?" Mother Lu raised his chin with her hand, "Damn woman, who gave you the right to do this?"

Lu's father took her hand and kissed her, his muffled voice seemed particularly aggrieved, "I'm angry."

(End of this chapter)