The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 839 Selling Watermelons

Chi Xiaonian: "..." What's going on?Steal my wild monster and confess to me?

Yu Shenguang: "..." What's going on?The wild monster who stole my girlfriend confessed to my girlfriend?
A few seconds later, a kill message popped up in the middle of Lu Yan's screen.

【an ally has been slain. (Our teammates were killed)】

Monkey King kills Ah Ke.

[Our side] Come and be happy (A Ke): Hey, hey, hey, not only did the other party not accept your love, he even hit me!
[Our side] Come and be happy (Ake): I suspect that the opposite Monkey King is using cheats!It is impossible for ordinary small bronzes to do anything to me!
[Our side] Bu Yao is the cutest (Dharma): Have you ever heard of the trumpet of the king?
【Our side】Come be happy (A Ke):...

[Our side] Bu Yao is the cutest (Dharma): Useless things, let me do it.

Some people opened the whole news while chatting.

[All] Buyao is the cutest (Dharma): Movies are sold, all kinds of high-definition uncensored, otaku artifacts, live broadcast artifacts, only unexpected, nothing can't be bought, all movies are classic, one piece will be passed down forever, Watch movies in the canyon, you can wait today!

[All] I love learning (Luna): You are so coquettish.

As soon as Chi Xiaonian finished sending the message, he met Ai around the corner. Lu Yan's Bodhidharma kicked her directly on the wall, making her dizzy for 1.5 seconds.

And not only did he not take advantage of the 1.5 seconds to kill her, but he continued to advertise conscientiously.

[All] Bu Yao is the cutest (Dharma): Do you want to buy a film?I won't kill you as long as you buy it.

Chi Xiaonian would rather die than surrender.

[All] I love learning (Luna): Don't buy it, get out!

Yu Shenguang's Monkey King was still on his way to rescue his wife when suddenly bad news came.

【An ally has been slain. (Our teammates were killed)】

Bodhidharma kills Luna.

Chi Xiaonian hugged his head and cried, "Hey, woo, woo, come on, avenge me!"

Yu Shenguang patted her on the head reassuringly, and took his golden cudgel to settle accounts with Bald Donkey.

"Next, let me show you what is the proficient seductive technique." Lu Yan rolled up his sleeves, looking ready to show off his skills, and Bu Yao wanted to kill him.

Some people seem calm on the surface, but they are already thinking about whether to let them kneel down on steel nails or durians after the broadcast.

The sultry Lu Yan didn't even know that he had been sentenced to death. After killing Chi Xiaonian, not only did he not flee in fear of crime, but he took the initiative to guard beside her body, waiting for the rabbit.

Yu Shenguang's Sun Wukong finally arrived and gave him a club head-on. Lu Yan reacted quickly and used his displacement skills to dodge, and then sent out the message he had edited in advance.

[All] Buyao is the cutest (Dharma): I sell watermelons, I sell watermelons, buy a big watermelon, and give away a little fool like me.

[All] Bu Yao is the cutest (Dharma): Want to buy watermelon?Eat my melon and forget about her.

[All] I am learning (Monkey King): Don't buy it, get out.

[All] Bu Yao is the cutest (Dharma): Buy one, I will let you go if you buy one.

[All] I am learning (Monkey King): You kill me.

Lu Yan: "..."

Chi Xiaonian really couldn't stand it anymore.

[All] I love learning (Luna): Why do you sell movies when you come to me, and watermelons when you come to him?Am I shameless?
[All] Bu Yao is the cutest (Dharma): You didn't ask me if I wanted to save face when you wrote my high-level essay?Besides, can he understand it if he sells it to Guang Guang?
Yu Shenguang: "..." I feel like I have been insulted for no reason, why is Fat Si?

A large number of corpses had already appeared in the barrage.

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, can he understand what it means to sell to Guangguang?I don't allow you to question my overlord like that! 】

[Some people appear to be a domineering boss, but behind their backs, they are actually innocent straight men who blush when they hold other people's hands? 】

[It's as if someone is a female college student on the surface, but secretly is a leader in the meat literature world! 】

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, dare I ask if you KPL still have a normal couple? 】

[Is there any normal person in KPL? 】

[Sexy Lu Shen, selling melons online. 】

[Look at him more, look at Hero's eyes, I think he won't survive tonight. 】

[Hahahaha, some people are provocative on the surface, but they are beaten to death by their wives behind their backs! 】

【It's too real if I can't survive tonight...】

【shut up!Is my Lu God shameless? 】

……

And Lu Yan, who doesn't care about face, has completely become a shit stick in order to get the light and change his name. Where there is Light Year CP, there is his bald donkey Bodhidharma.

When you see Chi Xiaonian, you sell movies, when you see Yu Shenguang, you sell melons, and if you don’t buy them, you get beat up.

After just a few rounds, Chi Xiaonian was about to be driven crazy by him.

[All] I love learning (Luna): In broad daylight, the sky is bright, how can you have the face to do such a scandalous thing!

[All] I love to learn (Luna): Come to me if you have anything to do, and let my family off!

[All] Bu Yao is the cutest (Dharma): Can you have sex with me?
Chi Xiaonian: "..." Listen, is this a human language?

[All] Bu Yao is the cutest (Dharma): I can't just stay on the sidelines.

[All] I love learning (Luna): So what do you really want to stop people from playing games?

[All] Bu Yao is the cutest (Dharma): Let Guang Guang answer a question for me.

[All] I am learning (Monkey King): Ask.

[All] Bu Yao is the cutest (Dharma): Did I catch you?

[All] I am learning (Monkey King): ...

[All] I love learning (Luna): What the hell kind of question is this!another!
Lu Yan changed the question cooperatively.

[All] Bu Yao is the cutest (Dharma): Have you been teased by me?
[All] I am learning (Monkey King): ...

Chi Xiaonian went crazy, she didn't know what sin she had done, she was going to be reduced to the point where she was with a boyfriend who was always being robbed.

[All] I love to learn (Luna): AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhIf he was really teased, what would happen?He will forcibly separate you and Bu Yao, treat Bu Yao as a bitter male second, beat you up and then fill the sea, then imprison you, do you know that he signed a contract after robbing you!

However, her wife still looked at her innocently, "I won't."

Chi Xiaonian: "Shut up, I said you will and you will!"

Yu Shenguang: "..." Oh, I will.

[All] Buyao is the cutest (Dharma): So I am waiting to change the name of the live broadcast room.

[All] I love to learn (Luna): What the hell?

[All] Bu Yao is the cutest (Dharma): Change the name of the live broadcast room, and read it several times if you can't read.

(End of this chapter)