The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 841 You look like a mentally handicapped person holding grudges

Unexpectedly, Lu Yan shook his head, "No."

"Why?" Bu Yao tightened his arms around his neck, mobilized the weight of his whole body and fell down, with a posture of 'I won't leave unless you give me a gift'.

It's a pity that her small, paper-like body doesn't hold much weight.

Lu Yan was holding the suitcase with one hand, while the other was around her waist. As soon as his arm exerted strength, Bu Yao felt his feet fly into the air...

He actually picked her up and left like a fool, and said confidently: "Everyone is going to live a lifetime, what's so great about the first anniversary?"

Bu Yao: "..." I couldn't refute it.

Seeing the eyes of the people around them all focus on them, Bu Yao's face became hot, and she buried her face in his chest like an ostrich, poked him with her fingers, and whispered: "Put me down quickly, A lot of people are watching."

"Let's put it in the room." Lu Yan replied in a low voice, then turned to He Xiaopang and said, "Brother Fat, can you arrange a room in the presidential suite?"

He Xiaopang looked like he didn't notice, "What's the matter? Want to experience the thrill of being the boss? Are you going to run with the ball for five years after tonight?"

Lu Yan: "No, after tonight, sign an agreement to get married directly, the kind that you can't leave until you die."

He Xiaopang's expression was as if he had been poisoned by eating expired dog food, "I always feel unworthy of owning the presidential suite, get out!"

"If you can't, then you can't, I'll pay for it at my own expense." Lu Yan muttered, and went upstairs with Bu Yao in his arms.

Bu Yao: "..." If you dare to ask for the presidential suite, I will fight you hard.

Shame!

He Xiaopang had just dismissed a couple, but before he could breathe a sigh of relief, someone poked his arm again.

He turned his head and met Lai Fu's serious face, "You don't deserve to have it, can you attack it?"

He Xiaopang: "...No, get lost!"

Blessing:"……"

What could he do? He could only silently carry Su Qianjiang upstairs.

They each went back to their rooms to tidy up their things, and then rested for a while. At five o'clock, He Xiaopang knocked on the door one by one, calling them to go downstairs for dinner.

As soon as a group of people walked to the corner of the stairs laughing and joking, they ran into another group of people head-on, which was the Tihua Zhixiu team.

But compared to them, the atmosphere at Tihua Zhixiu was much duller. A group of people walked quietly, not even a single one talking.

Wen Ji, who took the lead, glanced at them, with a half-hearted smile on his face, "What a coincidence, it's our two teams again this year."

He Xiaopang said in his heart that the official is doing shit?Putting the two teams in the same hotel is to see them solo in real life or something?

But a smile uglier than crying was forced out on his face, and he said coldly, "Unfortunately, I think today is really unlucky."

"There is even an urge to change hotels." Lu Yan continued.

Bu Yao: "Is it against the law to kill someone before a match? I'm suddenly a little panicked. Why is Fat Si?"

Jiang Jiang next to her shivered cooperatively, and said to Laifu in a playful manner: "Laifu, remember to hide your hands under the bed when you go to bed tonight, maybe someone is afraid of our strength and will beat us up hand?"

Laifu rubbed his head with emotion, "You too."

Cai Cai silently retracted her claws into her sleeves, her mind was full of: It's so scary, I must wrap up my little quilt tonight...

Blast didn't even bother to go around the corner, and when he passed by him, he bumped Wen Ji's shoulder unceremoniously and said: "If you are a man, just hit him upright, and put away all your crooked thoughts."

Every time they ridiculed, Wen Ji's face became ugly, and in the end it was completely black as the bottom of a pot.

And after all the members of Win finished taunting him, they put their hands in their pockets one by one, walked past them step by step, their steps became more and more disrespectful to each other, their expressions became more arrogant, those who didn't know thought it was all villains coming to the hotel Collect protection fees.

Only Cai Cai was in a daze the whole time, following in small steps at the end of the line, like a dog's leg next to the boss, pitifully weak and helpless.

Wen Ji laughed abruptly.

He Xiaopang raised his neck the whole time, like a proud rooster. After entering the box, he slammed the table and said, "It's beautiful! Order whatever you want, today's fat brother please!"

God knows how long he held his breath, how many phone cases he dropped, and he wanted to face-to-face battle with Wen Ji for a long time.

"Don't worry, it will be even more beautiful on the field tomorrow!" Blast pushed his non-existent glasses frame, and said confidently: "I hope my tactics will not make them too desperate."

As soon as Bu Yao sat down, she stood up again. Lu Yan reached out to catch her and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Toilet." Bu Yao raised her eyebrows teasingly, "Shall we go together? Miss Sister?"

Miss Lu let go of her hand indifferently, "Go and come back quickly."

……

Bu Yao felt that she must have formed an indissoluble bond with the bathroom, or there was some strange magnetic field in the bathroom, so that she... ran into Shisha by chance when she went to the bathroom.

She even began to suspect that the ten kills were premeditated, and even automatically imagined in her mind the scene of the humble Cinderella guarding the bathroom door every day in order to attract the attention of the boss.

In order to attract the attention of that overly charming woman, he guarded the bathroom door every day, washing his hands only when he didn't go to the bathroom.

She has been to the bathroom countless times in her life, but the one where he is there can make her heart move.

After being blocked by him again at the door of the bathroom, she got angry, reached out and stuffed a key into his hand, then pinched his chin and said, "I want the whole world to know that this bathroom is contracted by you." , take the key."

So, he set up a professional stall at the door of the bathroom for 20 years, and became a toilet paper seller...

When encountering customers who accidentally dropped the paper into the toilet, they can also provide door-to-door service.

And Mr. Bu, whom he was thinking of, used the hard-earned money he earned from selling toilet paper to eat, drink, have fun and sleep with Lu Yan, and even beat him when he was in a bad mood.

The above are all of Bu Yao's mental activities after being blocked by a neurotic again at the bathroom door.

Shi Sha leaned against the door frame, stretched his long legs casually, and blocked the door.

Bu Yao wanted to jump over his lap, but she was afraid that he would trip her suddenly, so she could only stare at him, "What are you doing?"

Then she saw that Shi Sha slowly took out the phone from his pocket, clicked on the memo, and read the content recorded on it solemnly: "Buyao shakes the milkshake, I'm leaving, Yang Liuyiyi, I hope you're all right!"

Well, in order to prevent forgetting to ridicule when he saw her again, he also deliberately wrote down his thoughts on the day of the All-Star Game in the memo.

Bu Yao: "..." The way you hold grudges is like a mental retardation.

She reached out and pointed to the hand sanitizer on the sink, "Did you see this bottle of hand sanitizer?"

Shisha was dumbfounded by her question, "What's wrong?"

(End of this chapter)