The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 867 Live Drinking AD Calcium

"Don't bring it up during the game. You had to kneel on the washboard just now." You snorted, pierced him without hesitation, then turned to look at Bu Yao and said, "You don't need to give black meat If he saves face, you can boldly tell me if he is the bottom of your family's food chain, I don't allow me to be the only successful man with a low family status!"

"It's true that the family status is low, let alone a successful man." Lu Yan rolled his eyes at him, "Have you ever met a successful man who secretly relies on his wife to support him?"

You: "..." I couldn't refute.

After dissing him until he was speechless, Lu Yancai grabbed Bu Yao's arm and shook it, the corners of his eyes and brows were fawning, but he still said firmly: "Tell them boldly, what is my status in the family? How high!"

Just as Bu Yao was about to speak, Lu Yan scratched her waist restlessly with her little paws, and said solemnly: "There are so many people watching, you have to think about it before you talk about it."

"What? You still want to threaten me?" Bu Yao reached out and slapped his paw off, facing the camera and said, "The reason why Rumor CP is called Rumor CP is of course because the rumor is above and below."

"I'm in charge of the outside world, he's in charge of the house, I'm responsible for making money to support the family, and he's in charge of being beautiful." Bu Yao paused, then slapped his head again and said, "Oh, by the way, he's also in charge of fighting Dahei, and occasionally playing as a husky. Break down the house."

After blacking him out, Bu Yao rubbed his head with a smile and said, "Any young lady who wants to raise a mutated husky can contact me, transfer it for free, and also send a secret training recipe."

Lu Yan: "..." You have changed, that's not what you said in bed last night.

[Hahahahahahahahaha Shiqi's house demolition is too real! 】

[What the hell is a mutant husky? 】

[Maybe there are two forms of transformation, such as the one that transforms into a Teddy in seconds when you shout 'Bala La Energy'...funny. jpg]

[I'm so sour, I want to take Lu Husky away, but I can't afford it! 】

[Hahahaha Lu Meili is really miserable. She is a husky, and she is so cute when her head is rubbed. I want to rub her head too! 】

【To be honest, I just want to teach the secret recipe...】

Seeing Lu Yan being frantically dissed by his wife, You smiled unkindly, and sympathetically embraced his shoulder and said, "No need to explain, being afraid of your wife is a traditional virtue of the Chinese nation, and we all understand it."

"Don't, I'm not the same as you." Lu Yan slapped his hand off again, and said with a light 'tsk', "It's too late for me to love her, how could I be afraid."

You: "..." Damn, diabetes is about to happen.

After being ravaged by rumor cp, rivers and lakes cp, autistic child Cai Cai, and all-around entertainer, You was in a bad mood. Just as he wanted to announce the end of the interview, he was stopped by the director.

Immediately afterwards, the on-site staff brought up a whole box of AD calcium...

You's expression froze in an instant, while all members of Win were stunned.

"What's the matter? There's also a special program?" Lu Yan smiled teasingly.

Jiang Jiang held the trophy tightly, and muttered in a low voice, "It's not that the KPL official is about to go bankrupt. The trophy is only for us to touch twice. The actual reward is a box of AD calcium."

When Cai Cai next to him heard this, he really reached out to touch two more trophies...

Immediately afterwards, the big screen behind them moved again, but what was played back was the moment when You established the flag.

Xixi: Shall we gamble?
Once he slapped the table, he said proudly: "What are you betting on? My flag is standing here. Their round must have lasted more than an hour, otherwise I will drink a box of AD calcium in front of everyone after the game!"
Drink a box of AD Calcium...

AD calcium...

It seems that the swollen face is not enough, the director deliberately replayed this section three times...

If it wasn't for time, he even wanted to make a ghost for him himself.

After watching the video, You's face turned green, but he still struggled with his neck stuck: "They fought for so long, it must have been more than an hour..."

At that time, he was so excited about the explanation that he completely forgot about it, and he didn't look at the specific duration.

As soon as he voiced his doubts, he saw the big screen changed again. It was a screenshot of the moment when the crystal exploded in the Tihua Zhixiu team. All the members of the Win team stood in a neat row, and the game duration at the top of the screen was broadcast by the director. It is specially circled in red.

The above clearly shows: 59:59
59 minutes and 59 seconds, it was just a coincidence that he beeped.

In You's eyes, he felt that this was a blatant mockery of him!
The power of poisonous milk is so terrifying!
Naturally, the official live broadcast room collapsed with laughter.

[Hahahahaha, if the director didn't remind me, I would have forgotten about it! 】

[The highest state of poisonous milk, I milk myself! 】

【Hahahaha This story tells us that the greatest enemy in life is ourselves! 】

[Brother You, don’t cry, blow this box of AD calcium, 20 years later we will be a hero again! 】

[At this moment, I just want to give you a little song: ah ~ give me a glass of forgetful water ~ so that I won't cry all night ~]

The unscrupulous director with deep merit and fame is still suppressing a smile and urging: "Do you drink it yourself or should I randomly select viewers to feed you?"

Without waiting for another answer, he said to himself again: "The Mediterranean uncle sitting in the first row is very nice."

You: "..." You are cruel!

All the members of the Win team, who don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, have already opened the box for him. Lu Yan made a gesture of please, and smiled gloatingly, "Please start your performance."

Bu Yao even thoughtfully inserted the straws for him, and it was the kind that inserted a whole row, and nicknamed it: "Let you feel the pleasure of drinking four bottles in one breath!"

You: "..." Then I thank you?
He took the row of 'full of love' AD calcium with trembling hands, his eyes should be as decisive as his eyes, and his expression should be as death-as-at-home as possible. For those who don't know, he thought it was some vicious concubine who was making him red. ...

He even looked at the camera solemnly, and there was a bit of nostalgia and tenderness in his decisive eyes, and he expressed his last words in a playful way: "Farewell, my dear Chengcheng, may there be no red cranes in heaven. "

Guo Licheng, who was watching the live broadcast in front of the screen: "..." Who's an idiot on TV?
In order to sensationalize, the director also played a song "Yi Jian Mei" as the BGM.

In this BGM, You lowered his head pretentiously, and after smoking four bottles of AD Calcium in a row, he slammed his mouth twice and said, "Excellent!"

"There are five rows left." Lu Yan reminded him with a smile, "I hope you can still feel this good after blowing."

In an instant, his face turned pale again, nothing else, but he felt sorry for his bladder.

In order for him to go back to see Chengcheng alive, he decisively chose to drag them into the water together, good friends are just for cheating~

(End of this chapter)