The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 884 Meet the Parents' Book

Those who didn't know thought that a group of them were going to be sent to the hospital with a mental illness.

Lu Yan's fingertips hung on the screen for a few seconds, and finally decided not to tell him this sad fact.

Then he cleansed himself without guilt.

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: Where did you go today?We searched around but couldn't find it. We thought you left us and left first. 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: At that moment, my heart was cold and cold, I thought you didn't treat me as a gay friend at all, and I was sad all the way. 】

Yu Shenguang: "..." Is that really the case?Why didn't I even hear the knock on the door?

I suspect you are lying to me, but I have no proof...

[Little Guangguang in the jungle: I'm catching up on sleep. 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: How do you sleep in broad daylight?Think I can't sleep all night? 】

Not counting verbally teasing him, Lu Yan even casually sent an emoji.

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: You obviously like me, but you keep it in your heart and don't say it. jpg]

Yu Shenguang: "..."

[Little Guangguang in the jungle: I don't. 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: Then what are you thinking? 】

Yu Shenguang: "..." How should I answer this?

He was thinking about how to quickly grow a vocal cord, so that he could chat with Chi Xiaonian's parents without any obstacles, and perform a pair of cross talk without blushing, heartbeat, and tongue knotting.

Think it is impossible.

Yu Shenguang lay unrequitedly on the bed, and only replied to him after shutting himself up for a while.

[Xiao Guangguang from the jungler: Nian Gao wants to take me home to meet my parents, I am panicked. 】

And Lu Yan in front of the screen smiled charmingly, and started today's deep light.

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: Meet the parents, I am the most experienced. Last night my brother-in-law brought my mother-in-law to watch my game. I don’t know if you saw it in the commentary booth. 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: My brother-in-law is still my fan!But it’s driving me crazy, akimbo for a while. jpg]

Yu Shenguang: "..." I always feel that you are showing off to me.

[Little Guangguang in the jungle: Then... how did you win their favor? 】

What Lu Yan waited for was this sentence, and he clicked on the input method with his fingers crackling, and began to teach him the "Book of Meeting Parents", a series of works in the "Book of Coaxing Girlfriends".

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: Hey, you are asking the right person. I think back when Bu Yaoyao took me home, I was calm and calm in every gesture, and my speech and behavior were full of general style. When talking and laughing She has conquered all her family members. 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: I can't help it, who made me not only good-looking, but also so good. 】

Yu Shenguang instantly remembered the words that often appear in Chi Xiaonian's fanfiction about Lu Yan: You are so coquettish.

[Little Guangguang in the jungle: So, how did you conquer it? 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: Kowtow first when entering the door, then bow 360 degrees without dead ends after standing up, shouting 'Hello everyone, I wish everyone an early year', of course, the more friendly the address, the better Okay, when you see her dad call you buddy, see her mother call you sister, don’t treat yourself as an outsider, or they will get angry, eat as much as you want, drink as much as you want, drink too much Playing drunken madness in their family for a while, and playing two sets of drunken fists will make you look like a young man who is not only gentle and educated, but also versatile. 】

Yu Shenguang: "..." Why can't I believe you so much...

[Little Guangguang in the jungle: What else? 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: If you are not satisfied with the country love style above, I also have a domineering president version tailored for you. 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: pull him a 8000-meter-long red carpet, spread it all the way from your base to the gate of the groundhog, and buy hundreds of cars like red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple , form a luxurious rainbow convoy, one hundred large trucks specially loaded with gifts from you, and two helicopters hovering over the sky all the way to sprinkle rose petals for you 24 hours a day. 】

[It’s super happy to be hugged by a pig: and you only need to wear your custom-made Italian handmade suit, comb your hair to look like an adult, and bring a group of bodyguards with shiny hair in suits and leather shoes to gently open the door of the groundhog’s house. Looking at her parents, she smiled evilly and said, "I want this girl, and it's hard for anyone to come." ']

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: If they agree, everyone will be happy. If they don’t agree, you will first throw a check to lure them, and then threaten the company with bankruptcy. If neither of these works, you can only tie them up and hold a wedding on the spot , Let them watch the groundhog walk the aisle with you. 】

Yu Shenguang: "..." Wait, isn't this red carpet a bit too long?

Walking from the rice cake house all the way to the base of the Diamond team, people will die...

And Lu Marisu Yan was still imagining to her heart's content.

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: Although doing so will make the groundhog want to kill you, but believe me, after this period of time, she will love you to the death and die for you. 】

[Xiao Guangguang in the jungle: Actually... I want to know how to chat without being cold. 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: What the hell, if you disagree, you'll do it. Which bully have you ever seen who always grows vocal cords? 】

Yu Shenguang: "..." But I think I can save it again.

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: you can chat if you want to, but you must keep in mind the quotations of the boss. In the fish pond, everyone can be buried with him. If these things don't work, then he can only play captivity. 】

Yu Shenguang: "..." Did I talk too much about cross talk?Why is my vocal cord jumping up and down, wanting to rap following his words?

[Xiao Guangguang in the jungle: I want to talk about a more normal topic. 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: Of course, my distinguished guest, I will give you whatever you want. 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: As long as you have the dream of talking about cross talk in your heart, there will be a stage for you to shine wherever you go. You must be good at finding topics from the things in front of you. 】

[Little Guangguang in the jungle:? 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: For example, as soon as you walk in, they will definitely invite you to watch TV together. At this time, the topic comes, such as which channel is this?What movie did you play?How much did the TV cost?Did you get a discount when you bought it?How about power consumption?Can it be detached from the wall to see?Are you using a set-top box or box?How much does a set-top box cost per month?For Internet TV, how many M network cables do you have in your home?Card or not...]

Looking at the topic on the screen, Yu Shenguang, who was in Mo De's vocal cords, shed tears of emotion.

Great, mom doesn't have to worry about him being cold anymore.

　[Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow 】

　　
　
(End of this chapter)