The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 893 Then Big Joe

Lu Yan raised his eyebrows and said teasingly, "If I'm not mistaken, it's your phone."

Mother Lu: "..."

Bu Yao also glanced at the game interface, "If I'm not mistaken, this is your game ID."

Mother Lu: "..."

Lu Yan continued to make up the knife: "And when we walked in, my dad said that you don't take him to play games, that's why he is so autistic."

Mother Lu continued to freeze, as long as I don't speak, the vest will not fall off!
Bu Yao: "You lost track, and someone reported you for hanging up."

Mother Lu finally couldn't help it anymore, "Who reported me? Before I hung up, I was clearly the number one in the economy!"

Bu Yao held the phone in both hands, and handed it to her as if offering an offering.

Mother Lu raised her orchid fingers, took the phone in a very contrived gesture, clicked on the system notifications, and immediately became angry.

The former teammates not only reported her, but also applied to add her as a friend.

[The verification message is: Do you dare to single out with friends?Vegetables force elementary school students. 】

Maybe because she didn't respond, he sent several messages in a row.

[Verification message: Weren't you very arrogant when you grabbed the head just now?Are you afraid to come now?Cowardly. 】

[Verification message: Does your mother only let you play for an hour?Teen mode on? 】

The arrogance is very arrogant.

Mother Lu smiled abruptly, "That's great, this game brought me back the joy of going to elementary school."

Bu Yao: "???"

Mother Lu: "They all call me a primary school student."

Bu Yao: "..." Captain Lu is so coquettish for a reason.

Mother Lu has already lost her horse anyway, and she no longer wants the image of a noble lady. She reached out and pressed agree, and rolled up her sleeves to teach idiots how to behave.

After finally finding the topic, how could Bu Yao let go of this opportunity to express herself, and immediately pressed Mother Lu's hand, and said sincerely: "Give me 10 minutes, and I will give you peace."

Lu's mother entrusted the mobile phone to her with a solemn face, "You can do whatever you want, don't take my face into consideration."

Bu Yao patted her small chest, and said confidently: "Don't worry, he will definitely be beaten into autism, let him go back to do his homework quietly."

Father Lu: "..." Is there still time for me to unplug the network cable?These two internet addicted teenage girls started again...

Lu Yan: "..." Excuse me?Why are you two so fat?Did I bring my girlfriend back so that you guys could cook black abuse dishes face to face?
Aren't you going to talk about the future?

For example, when to get engaged, when to get married, when to have children, how many, who will take care of the children, and where to go to kindergarten...

This is the normal style of meeting parents, okay?
Lu Yan hugged his knees with both hands, with an autistic expression of 'I may have met a fake parent', he couldn't bear it and said: "Don't you think there is something wrong?"

Bu Yao and Lu's mother looked over at the same time, and said in unison: "No, what's wrong?"

Lu Yan: "..." The way you all speak in unison really resembles love.

"Beautiful Mrs. Lu, don't you want to stage a classic scene of 'I'll give you 100 yuan to leave my son' when you dress like this? Have you ever seen a lady who rolls up her sleeves and plays games?" Lu Yan After complaining about his own mother, his eyes turned to Bu Yao, "And you, how could Cinderella hold hands with her vicious mother-in-law as soon as she entered the door, sitting side by side on the sofa and playing games? You shouldn't be trembling Crouch behind me for shelter?"

After speaking, he patted the small sofa beside him, "You still have time to come here."

Bu Yao: "..." Actually, you just want to sit with me.

Oh man.

She has been called a vicious mother-in-law. Mother Lu felt sorry for her name without showing off a few times. She gave Lu Yan a sideways look, and pointed to the door, "You, get out."

Lu Yan: "???" Excuse me? Wtf?

"You are not welcome in our Lu family." Lu's mother folded her arms and said arrogantly: "Don't think that I don't know what your plan is, I have seen a lot of women who want to fly on the branches and become phoenixes. Our Lu family has great achievements. Not all ugly ducklings can come in, if you are sensible, leave my son on your own initiative, otherwise I will pull out your father's oxygen tube, buy the few acres of Susukida from your family, and make you homeless!"

Lu Ugly Duckling Yan silently closed his mouth, "Excuse me, excuse me, I am not worthy to talk to a rich lady like you.

This woman became so ruthless that she pulled out her husband's oxygen tube!

Lu's father who was inexplicably lying on the gun: "..." I hate it.

After teasing Lu Yan, Mother Lu turned her head and smiled brightly at Bu Yao, covering her heart and saying affectionately: "Give you my heart, and lead me to the top."

Bu Yao smiled charmingly, and solemnly promised: "You are responsible for being beautiful, and I am responsible for beating up fools."

Mother Lu sighed lowly, and leaned her head on her shoulder, "This damned fate, why did we meet only now?"

Lu Yan couldn't stand it any longer, turned around and offered an olive branch to Lu's father who was also autistic, "Are you black? I'll take you to the top."

It's a pity that Caijilu's father still hasn't figured out what it means to get a high score, so he rejected the big brother's request without hesitation, "No, get out."

Lu Yan: "..." I, a professional player, was rejected by a ten-thousand-year bronze?

He's completely autistic.

After Bu Yao took the phone, she took the initiative to open a room and invite the other party.

With the sound of the phone vibrating, the two sides entered the hero selection mode. Bu Yao sent the phone screen to Lu's mother, and said very proudly: "Which hero do you want to see? Pick whatever you want."

"Can any hero be able to blow up the opponent?" Lu's mother instantly changed into a girlish face, her eyes were full of stars.

Bu Yao nodded confidently, "Of course." Under normal circumstances, it is fine.

However, she underestimated how coquettish Lu's mother was.

With a single finger of Lu's mother, she pointed to the stumbling block on her game road, the biggest nemesis in her career, and the black historical hero in the live broadcast room-Da Qiao.

What's even more irritating is that before Bu Yao could say no, Mother Lu quickly locked her hands, muttering, "Then Da Qiao, I haven't seen you play before."

Then she continued to hold her face in her hands, looked at Bu Yao with admiration, and waited to see her show off the elementary school student opposite.

Bu Yao instantly petrified: "..." I suspect that you are playing me, but I have no proof.

This might be the legendary pretense of being struck by lightning, wouldn't she choose a hero honestly?Why are you showing off?
Bu Yao regretted so much that she wanted to grab the ground with her head, and performed live performances of breaking boulders with her chest and walking a tightrope!

You may not believe it, she is a professional player, and she might be beaten up by elementary school students.

How can this make her face better?How does this make Mother Lu think of her from now on?This made her how to deal with herself in this family from now on?

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　　In addition, I did another interesting little activity, which can be seen in the top (brainstorm) book review in the book review area. It is roughly after the main text is finished and I want to write some episodes that you want to watch. You propose me to write.

　　For example, if Lu Meili brought Xiao Ruimo to "Where Are We Going, Dad", or if Guangyan was together, etc.,
　　Post a comment on the activity book review and write the sand sculpture operation you want to see. I will randomly pick and write it when the time comes, that's it. 】

　　
　
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