The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 909 Miss me?
[Dihua Zhixiu, Zero: Killing God? 】

Seeing his sudden private chat message, Shi Sha was stunned for a moment, and replied a bit confused.

[Dihua Zhixiu, Ten Kills: What are you doing? 】

The moment the message reminder popped up, Zero wished he could beat gongs, drums and set off firecrackers to celebrate, but Killing God didn't just let him go this time!And ask him why!
This is a further great diplomatic achievement they have achieved after accosting on the bus and touching hands in the finals.

Zero gained some confidence in an instant, at least Shashen was willing to talk to him now.

[Tihua Zhixiu, Zero: That...your hand...is it alright? 】

Shisha raised his eyebrows, thinking that this person might be a little bit crazy, and he wanted to ask the question again in private chat that he had already said in the group just now.

With a movement of his fingertips, the word 'scroll' was typed out. He hung his fingertips on the send button for two seconds, and finally chose to delete.

Forget it, for the sake of this person speaking for him in the finals, let's try to answer again.

[Dihua Zhixiu, Ten Kill: Didn't you say that?It can guarantee that it will not collapse on the road. 】

[Dihua Zhixiu, Zero: I thought you were fooling Kill =_=]

Shisha couldn't help but sneered coldly, thinking that that idiot still needs to be fooled?

It's a good thing the two of them couldn't be on the same stage, otherwise Ten Kill would have made his body lie all over the Canyon of Kings.

It's not a joke to go crazy and kill yourself.

[Dihua Zhixiu, Ten Kill: What, you don't believe me? 】

[Dihua Zhixiu, Zero: No, it’s just that the teammates express their concern for each other =_=]

[Dihua Zhixiu, Ten Kill: Oh. 】

Zero's embarrassing cancer is about to be committed, what do you mean by "oh"?Can you die if you say one more word?
The human-shaped mobile refrigeration and air conditioner really lived up to its reputation, and the two of them could freeze the scene in a second across the network cable.

As if he had heard the cry in his heart, Tosha said one more sentence "with great mercy".

[Dihua Zhixiu, Ten Kill: Are you done caring? 】

[Dihua Zhixiu, Zero: It seems to be over =_=]

[Dihua Zhixiu, Ten Kills: Get lost. 】

Ten. Veteran cadre Kill's patience was exhausted, he dropped his mobile phone, and slowly sipped hot water, thinking that nothing would happen after nagging for a long time, and it would only delay my flower planting.

[Dihua Zhixiu, Zero: Huh? 】

Zero, who was inexplicably stunned, was stunned. He didn't understand what he said so well, so he turned his face.

This should be in the past, after being killed by Shi Shi, he must have rolled away crying, and he didn't dare to stay for a second.

But recently, I don't know whether Shisha gave him too much freedom or his courage gradually became fatter. Not only did he not want to get out, but he wanted to challenge the bottom line of Shisha to the death.

Thinking of this, Zero gritted his teeth and went all out.

[Tihua Zhixiu, Zero: But you haven't told me what happened to your hand, what did the doctor say, how did you treat it QAQ]

In order to save his dog’s life, Zero even used emoticons to show his cuteness. He only hoped that even if the god of death saw it, even if he got angry and wanted to kill him, he would let him live for the sake of his pity, weakness and helplessness. .

Little did they know that the god of killing, who was as straight as a steel pipe, had goose bumps all over his body, wishing he could go down the network cable and kill him right now.

[Di Hua Zhixiu, Ten Kills: My hands are still growing on my arms, and the doctor said that I can't die, so I have nothing to do, let me grow more flowers, walk more birds, don't be impatient, and don't be irritable. 】

[Dihua Zhixiu, Ten Kill: My treatment method is to follow the doctor's advice. 】

Zero felt that his cute emoji had achieved excellent results, and the killing god who kept telling him to get lost just now replied so many words in one breath!

35 too!
So he made persistent efforts to strive for the establishment of diplomatic relations between ten and zero as soon as possible.

[Dihua Zhixiu, Zero: Wow, do you know how to grow flowers?can i have a look QAQ]

Shisha couldn't stand his QAQ anymore, so he took a photo of the balcony and sent it to him, just wanting him to get out of here after watching it.

The moment he received the picture, Zero was shocked. He didn't expect to kill him. It turns out that all he needs to conquer the high-cold killer is a QAQ...

I didn't expect him to be such a killer!
Zero opened the picture happily, and saw a whole row of cacti neatly arranged on the spacious balcony, and even the species were the same.

Zero: "..." Excuse me?This is what your old man calls growing flowers?

This 'flower' seems to be able to live well without him, right?
What's more, Zero enlarged the picture and found that all the cacti were bald, with no thorns all over their bodies.

This operation Zero is completely incomprehensible.

[Dihua Zhixiu, Zero: Why are there all cacti? 】

[Dihua Zhixiu, Ten Kills: All the others are dead. 】

Zero: "..." As expected of me, I kill God. When I become crazy, I even kill myself. Even plants commit suicide when they see him!

[Dihua Zhixiu, Zero: Then... why don't they have thorns? 】

[Di Hua Zhixiu, Ten Kills: Bored, so I helped them pull out their acne. 】

Zero: "..." God damn acne!

Now he has reason to suspect that the other plants died of shame only after being bald by him!It is so stubborn that the cactus can survive until now!
Planting flowers in Killing God's mouth = manually increasing the difficulty of flower growth.

[Dihua Zhixiu, Zero: I have seen all the flowers, so...let's look at the birds? 】

A minute later, Zero received a photo of the bird.

To be precise, it was a photo of a row of birdcages. He zoomed in and zoomed in on the picture, but couldn't find where the birds were.

For a split second he wondered if he was blind, or that the bird was invisible.

[Dihua Zhixiu, Zero: That...can I dare to ask where is the bird? 】

[Di Hua Zhixiu, Ten Kills: They thought it was too noisy, so they let them go. 】

Zero: "........."

Okay, this is killer.

So how on earth did he say things like planting flowers and walking birds at home in such a serious manner?
He is clearly destroying flowers with his hands and ruthlessly releasing birds!
When Shi Sha took another sip of hot water, he suddenly realized that the tea was cold.

Looking at the screen of the phone again, how the hell has he chatted with this idiot for so long without knowing it?

It's not like him at all, it's not cool at all!

So he cut off the conversation neatly, and set a flag in his heart, he would be an idiot if he replied to the message again.

[Dihua Zhixiu, Ten Kills: Have you finished asking?get out. 】

[Dihua Zhixiu, Zero: There is one last question, when will you come back QAQ, Shashen]

This made Shisha a little surprised. In the past, they were eager to stay away from him. He had to celebrate with a team during his two or three days off.
He is not a person who likes to joke, but for some reason, he replied to him as soon as his brain twitched.

[Dihua Zhixiu, Ten Kills: What?you miss me 】

(End of this chapter)