The e-sports god takes it home
Chapter 914
Chapter 914
The third step of becoming Tuhai, with a sentimental non-mainstream signature.
This Freestyle is naturally at your fingertips. Just click on your personal information and change your signature to: I only use one glance to fall, but spend my whole life to miss. Flowers bloom and lose, love is gone ,not coming……
Burst in the pit was flipping through his friend list boredly, and with a pause on his fingertips, a distinguished headshot full of non-mainstream atmosphere came into his eyes. The picture was a little distorted because it was adjusted to black and white, causing him to stare at the staring The pouting man watched for a long time before finally recognizing that it was Freestyle.
Look at the shocking scarlet letter on his portrait again: without you, the world is so empty.
The corners of the bursting lips began to rise uncontrollably frantically, and my heart was turbulent: Ah~ Is this the legendary feeling of being needed~
Clicking on his personal information again, the sad personal signature once again attracted Burst's attention, and he read out unconsciously: "I took a glance to fall, but spent a lifetime to miss..."
After reading this, Burst suddenly let out a 'hiss', feeling that the back molars were going to be sore, and thought to himself, isn't this fucking bullshit?He clearly peeked at Lao Tzu several times!
Read the following sentence again: "The flower blooms, but also loses, love is gone, and it won't come..."
Burst frowned, feeling that this sentence was full of hints, which implied that he had been in the bathroom for too long, Freestyle was bored waiting alone, and was impatient, so he said "love is gone, no more" Sighing, implying that he should hurry back and chat with others...
The Freestyle player actually compares him to love, which makes people blush when they think about it.
Just based on this sentence, he wants to use his energy in one place and speed up the progress!
On that day, Blast conquered the constipation that had troubled him for many years...
And the Freestyle contestant he has been thinking about, is bombarding Lu Yan with the earthy love songs he has accumulated for many years under his non-mainstream avatar and screen name.
[We are sugar, sweet to sad: Hello God Lu, in order to prove that I am really your fan, I will present you those love poems that I painstakingly translated. 】
Seeing this news, Lu Yan was stunned. Love poems... Shouldn't they be dedicated to Bu Yaoyao?
Why does he want other people's love poems for a curvy and straight person?
Before he could express his doubts, the Freestyle player had already started his performance.
【We are sugar, sweet to sad: You are the most beautiful cloud on my horizon~let me leave you with my heart~】
The moment the love poem was sent, Lu Yan didn't hold back his expression on the spot, and laughed angrily.
Freestyle: "..." AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHe laughed!I really still have hope!
Maybe it was because his eyes were too eager, Lu Yan realized in an instant that Freestyle is now his rival in love, and being friendly to his rival is cruel to himself!
So Lu Yan suppressed the smile on his face in an instant, and responded to the message with a tense face.
[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: You still have the nerve to call this crap a love poem?Still painstakingly translated?Do you dare to send a Chinese version? 】
Inner os: At this level of love poetry, you still want to hook up with my Buyaoyao, I am!
【We are sugar, sweet to sad: You are the most beautiful cloud in my sky, let me keep you with my heart. 】
The Chinese version is the Chinese version, who is afraid of whom?As long as he is thick-skinned, all beautiful sentences can become his love poems!
In order to show that he is no less unorthodox than Lu Yan, so that he can accept himself a little bit, Freestyle gave him another sentence after publishing the Chinese version.
【We are sugar, so sweet that we are sad: I copied the love poems, and I am serious about loving you. 】
After sending the message, he blinked his eyes, and gave Lu Yan a wink in front of Bu Yao.
Bu Yao: "..." Wink belongs to them, I have nothing.
Ahhh, that doggy Lu Yan is still smiling at that yellow-haired coquettish man!
angry.jpg
It was this coquettish wink that made Lu Yan gradually feel that the atmosphere was a bit wrong. Why does this fake nut look a little... gay in gay?
Then I thought again, how could someone who is not gay be attracted by Bu Yaoyao?hateful!It must be that this coquettish man deliberately imitated him in order to successfully attract Bu Yaoyao's attention!
That's why it happened that he just used non-mainstream talk to kill Moments, and then Freestyle changed his profile picture and screen name to non-mainstream style!
This reality is too insidious!He still wants to play stand-in!In case something happens to him one day and he goes far away, Bu Yaoyao will lose his mind due to excessive longing, so he chooses to find a substitute to paralyze himself, then Freestyle can take the opportunity to take over!
As for claiming to be his fan, it’s easier to understand. Freestyle is pretending to befriend him, becoming friends with him, and being inseparable from him on the surface, secretly imitating his behavior and even every smile, and when the time is right, he will Kicked him, maybe he was provoked by this scheming bitch when he left his hometown in the end!
Lu Yan feels that he is the truth, if Freestyle thinks he is a non-mainstream, then let him think so, let him imitate as much as he wants!
He has even imagined that many years later, his Bu Yaoyao jio kicked the dog man who was full of sad words away, looked down at him and said: "No matter how much you imitate, you will never be able to replace him, my Captain Lu's language proficiency is so good, it's not like you, a non-mainstream person, can beat it, you can get out of here or I'll find someone to throw it out, it's your choice."
Freestyle, whose non-mainstream cancer has penetrated deep into the bone marrow, was thrown out by the security guards and shouted: "You don't care about me now, but you can't afford me in the future! 30 years in Hexi and 30 years in Hedong, don't bully the young and poor! "
Thinking about it, I feel so cool, Lu Yan pinched himself twice to keep himself from laughing out loud, isn't he more unorthodox than anyone else?The woman of Buyaoyao accepts the challenge!
Thinking of this, Lu Yan pressed his fingers on the Jiugong grid, and accurately answered the second half of the "love poem".
[: 贝藸针ㄋ super happy: Singing the most dazzling national style leisurely, let love sweep away all the dust? 】
In order to show that he is more non-mainstream than Freestyle, he even changed his screen name to Martian, and the non-mainstream atmosphere instantly filled the entire screen!
Seeing his powerful response, the back of Freestyle's ears became hot, and his heart was pounding like a deer hit him, he knew it!Contestant Lu Meili is indeed a non-mainstream boy who likes to be gay!The love poem that came back was the proof that he could be broken!
Although he hasn't bent yet, he already has a deformation of at least 0.00000000 (numerous 0's are omitted here) 01 mm!
Freestyle was greatly encouraged, and immediately sent back a message to Lu Yan in a more non-mainstream way.
(End of this chapter)
The third step of becoming Tuhai, with a sentimental non-mainstream signature.
This Freestyle is naturally at your fingertips. Just click on your personal information and change your signature to: I only use one glance to fall, but spend my whole life to miss. Flowers bloom and lose, love is gone ,not coming……
Burst in the pit was flipping through his friend list boredly, and with a pause on his fingertips, a distinguished headshot full of non-mainstream atmosphere came into his eyes. The picture was a little distorted because it was adjusted to black and white, causing him to stare at the staring The pouting man watched for a long time before finally recognizing that it was Freestyle.
Look at the shocking scarlet letter on his portrait again: without you, the world is so empty.
The corners of the bursting lips began to rise uncontrollably frantically, and my heart was turbulent: Ah~ Is this the legendary feeling of being needed~
Clicking on his personal information again, the sad personal signature once again attracted Burst's attention, and he read out unconsciously: "I took a glance to fall, but spent a lifetime to miss..."
After reading this, Burst suddenly let out a 'hiss', feeling that the back molars were going to be sore, and thought to himself, isn't this fucking bullshit?He clearly peeked at Lao Tzu several times!
Read the following sentence again: "The flower blooms, but also loses, love is gone, and it won't come..."
Burst frowned, feeling that this sentence was full of hints, which implied that he had been in the bathroom for too long, Freestyle was bored waiting alone, and was impatient, so he said "love is gone, no more" Sighing, implying that he should hurry back and chat with others...
The Freestyle player actually compares him to love, which makes people blush when they think about it.
Just based on this sentence, he wants to use his energy in one place and speed up the progress!
On that day, Blast conquered the constipation that had troubled him for many years...
And the Freestyle contestant he has been thinking about, is bombarding Lu Yan with the earthy love songs he has accumulated for many years under his non-mainstream avatar and screen name.
[We are sugar, sweet to sad: Hello God Lu, in order to prove that I am really your fan, I will present you those love poems that I painstakingly translated. 】
Seeing this news, Lu Yan was stunned. Love poems... Shouldn't they be dedicated to Bu Yaoyao?
Why does he want other people's love poems for a curvy and straight person?
Before he could express his doubts, the Freestyle player had already started his performance.
【We are sugar, sweet to sad: You are the most beautiful cloud on my horizon~let me leave you with my heart~】
The moment the love poem was sent, Lu Yan didn't hold back his expression on the spot, and laughed angrily.
Freestyle: "..." AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHe laughed!I really still have hope!
Maybe it was because his eyes were too eager, Lu Yan realized in an instant that Freestyle is now his rival in love, and being friendly to his rival is cruel to himself!
So Lu Yan suppressed the smile on his face in an instant, and responded to the message with a tense face.
[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: You still have the nerve to call this crap a love poem?Still painstakingly translated?Do you dare to send a Chinese version? 】
Inner os: At this level of love poetry, you still want to hook up with my Buyaoyao, I am!
【We are sugar, sweet to sad: You are the most beautiful cloud in my sky, let me keep you with my heart. 】
The Chinese version is the Chinese version, who is afraid of whom?As long as he is thick-skinned, all beautiful sentences can become his love poems!
In order to show that he is no less unorthodox than Lu Yan, so that he can accept himself a little bit, Freestyle gave him another sentence after publishing the Chinese version.
【We are sugar, so sweet that we are sad: I copied the love poems, and I am serious about loving you. 】
After sending the message, he blinked his eyes, and gave Lu Yan a wink in front of Bu Yao.
Bu Yao: "..." Wink belongs to them, I have nothing.
Ahhh, that doggy Lu Yan is still smiling at that yellow-haired coquettish man!
angry.jpg
It was this coquettish wink that made Lu Yan gradually feel that the atmosphere was a bit wrong. Why does this fake nut look a little... gay in gay?
Then I thought again, how could someone who is not gay be attracted by Bu Yaoyao?hateful!It must be that this coquettish man deliberately imitated him in order to successfully attract Bu Yaoyao's attention!
That's why it happened that he just used non-mainstream talk to kill Moments, and then Freestyle changed his profile picture and screen name to non-mainstream style!
This reality is too insidious!He still wants to play stand-in!In case something happens to him one day and he goes far away, Bu Yaoyao will lose his mind due to excessive longing, so he chooses to find a substitute to paralyze himself, then Freestyle can take the opportunity to take over!
As for claiming to be his fan, it’s easier to understand. Freestyle is pretending to befriend him, becoming friends with him, and being inseparable from him on the surface, secretly imitating his behavior and even every smile, and when the time is right, he will Kicked him, maybe he was provoked by this scheming bitch when he left his hometown in the end!
Lu Yan feels that he is the truth, if Freestyle thinks he is a non-mainstream, then let him think so, let him imitate as much as he wants!
He has even imagined that many years later, his Bu Yaoyao jio kicked the dog man who was full of sad words away, looked down at him and said: "No matter how much you imitate, you will never be able to replace him, my Captain Lu's language proficiency is so good, it's not like you, a non-mainstream person, can beat it, you can get out of here or I'll find someone to throw it out, it's your choice."
Freestyle, whose non-mainstream cancer has penetrated deep into the bone marrow, was thrown out by the security guards and shouted: "You don't care about me now, but you can't afford me in the future! 30 years in Hexi and 30 years in Hedong, don't bully the young and poor! "
Thinking about it, I feel so cool, Lu Yan pinched himself twice to keep himself from laughing out loud, isn't he more unorthodox than anyone else?The woman of Buyaoyao accepts the challenge!
Thinking of this, Lu Yan pressed his fingers on the Jiugong grid, and accurately answered the second half of the "love poem".
[: 贝藸针ㄋ super happy: Singing the most dazzling national style leisurely, let love sweep away all the dust? 】
In order to show that he is more non-mainstream than Freestyle, he even changed his screen name to Martian, and the non-mainstream atmosphere instantly filled the entire screen!
Seeing his powerful response, the back of Freestyle's ears became hot, and his heart was pounding like a deer hit him, he knew it!Contestant Lu Meili is indeed a non-mainstream boy who likes to be gay!The love poem that came back was the proof that he could be broken!
Although he hasn't bent yet, he already has a deformation of at least 0.00000000 (numerous 0's are omitted here) 01 mm!
Freestyle was greatly encouraged, and immediately sent back a message to Lu Yan in a more non-mainstream way.
(End of this chapter)
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