The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 917

Thinking of this, Lu Yan smiled wickedly.

[: 贝藸针ㄋ super happy: green, healthy. 】

This is the fate of daring to poach Bu Yaoyao's corner!
On what it feels like to have a boyfriend who is the number one bitch in KPL.

Lu Yan: I pinch my own peach blossoms myself!
On the other hand, Freestyle was ecstatic after receiving Lu Yan's reply. Not only was Lu Shen not disgusted with his further probing, but he actually responded to him!
So he said to the driver without hesitation: "Master, turn around and go to the barber shop!"

The whole team looked at him in bewilderment, wondering what the hell he was going to do.

And Bu Yao, who changed to a non-mainstream ID, also received condolences from Chi Xiaonian as soon as he got in the car.

[A small rice cake: Excuse me?Is it because I don't understand fashion?Why is your husband and wife's non-mainstream ID so fat four? 】

When this non-mainstream ID was mentioned, Bu Yao felt a toothache.

[Gong Yu Cai Chao Xing: Puberty is here, what's wrong? 】

[A little rice cake: No, apart from the pain in the eyes, everything else is fine. 】

[Gong Yucai Chao Xing: Not only do my eyes hurt, but my heart hurts too. Damn, my captain Lu is actually being spotted by someone. How dare you think? 】

[A little rice cake: Isn't this normal? If you want to sleep, your captain Lu's hand in hand can circle the earth hundreds of times, okay? ㄟ(▔，▔)ㄏ】

[Gong Yucai Chao Xing: Normal fart, this time it’s a man, Freestyle of the RMB team, a blond and blue-eyed crooked little brother with nuts, the kind who has eaten rumor candy, how dare you bend Captain Lu? think?I blew up the Milky Way in my previous life, so I have such a troublemaker in this life, right?The game hasn't been played yet, and there are a lot of peach blossoms. 】

[A little rice cake: Damn it, it's amazing, in Lu Shen's fan-humanities series, there will finally be a Gong of mixed blood from [-] countries who speaks foreign languages!Rubbing hands excitedly. jpg]

Bu Yao smiled when she saw the man speaking foreign language.

[Gong Yucai Chao Xing: He speaks fluent Northeast dialect, thank you. 】

Chi Xiaonian: "..." This touched my blind spot of knowledge.

She silently made up her mind, if the domineering president is full of northeast dialect...

Free·Ouyang Tiezhu·style looked down at the greedy little man in front of him, pinching his chin with his slender fingers, forcing him to look up at himself, his cold voice was like ice slag, "If you want cash, or Give me a mink? Anyway, I can't get along with you."

or……

"Old ladies, biè and I are assholes..." Free · Ouyang Tiezhu · style laughed lowly, his eyes as deep as the sea were already filled with desire, and he did not forget to humiliate him at the same time, "De Jin Just squeak, and look at your suffocated red face..."

Lu Tongren's general manager Yan widened his eyes in humiliation, tears already filled his eyes, "Free.Ouyang Tiezhu.style, even if you get my man, you will never get my heart!"

In exchange for his resistance, Free. Ouyang Tiezhu.style treated him even more severely, "You just want to make me anxious? You wait."

or...

Chi Xiaonian might not go on anymore, she decided to cross out this eighteen-country mixed-race Gong who spoke Northeast dialect from her small notebook, this damned man is so terrifying!To be able to change the painting style of her full text by herself!
For a moment, she suspected that she had changed from a writer of Ba Zongwen to a writer of rural ambiguous pornography...

[A little rice cake: This man is so terrifying! 】

[Gong Yu Cai Chao Xing: Tell your family to be careful, maybe the next target is him! 】

[A little rice cake: I'm still a little excited after hearing you say that. Why is Fat Si? 】

After all, Guangguang’s fanfiction has not been updated for a long time, and Mo De’s voice is Gong× full of Northeast dialect…

As a professional fanfiction writer, Chi Xiaonian habitually started brainstorming.

The Freestyle contestant opened his eyes wide in humiliation, tears had already filled his eyes, and he said hoarsely: "Yu Shenguang, even if you get my silver, you don't want to have my heart. If it's a male silver, let me go, let's make gestures." ..."

Yu Shenguang smiled charmingly, turned over, "Interesting woman, I'll let you know if I'm a man."

……

Thinking of this, Chi Xiaonian silently wrote "Northeast dialect of mixed blood from [-] countries" in his small notebook, which is quite touching after thinking about it.

Bu Yao is convinced of her fearless spirit of betraying even her boyfriend for the sake of her fellow humanities.

After the two of them chatted for a while, Bu Yao found out that Captain Lu had exchanged that non-mainstream Martian ID back.

She couldn't wait to change her ID back, and then sent him a message.

[I'm so happy that cabbage is so happy: what?Tired of playing non-mainstream?Are you going to play Shamat tomorrow?I can accompany you to the barber shop to perm your afro. 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: Husband, I was wrong. (Plop——) If you don't forgive me today, I won't be able to kneel down! 】

[I'm super happy with the cabbage:? ? ? 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: That coquettish man from Freestyle seems to like me...]

Bu Yao gave him a cold look, thinking thank God, you finally found out.

Maybe non-mainstream will affect people's IQ. Her family's already stupid Captain Lu has become even less intelligent now...

While obediently sending a message to admit his mistake, Lu Yan sneaked a peek at her reaction from the corner of his eye. Seeing her staring at the screen indifferently, he thought she was really upset. The coquettish men sat together and flirted with each other all night, and in turn wronged her...

As soon as he saw her white eyes, Captain Lu's desire to survive could overflow the screen through the words.

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: Of course, he likes me, it just means that he is a poor-sighted person, and he didn't penetrate my gorgeous body to capture your beauty~]

No matter how you look at the wavy line at the end of that sentence, it has a kind of coquettish taste.

Bu Yao gave a cold snort in her heart, but her face was still calm, he was so righteous when he accused her, she would feel sorry for the wronged self if she didn't let him hang around for a while.

[I'm super happy with the cabbage: so what?That's why you forcefully sat with that yellow-haired flirtatious man, and the two flirted with each other all afternoon, and then accused me of flirting with each other?I do not accept. 】

Lu Yan: "Oh."

"It's useless." Bu Yao turned her face away arrogantly, and even moved a few seats to the side with her body.

Lu Yan felt that she was in the wrong, and clung to her like a little tail, shaking her sleeves pitifully, and turned on Qiong Yao mode in a second: "Do you think you are too good?"

Bu Yao raised her eyebrows, and looked at him teasingly, "Then you kicked me, and find someone who is not too much?"

"I don't." Lu Yan put his hands around her neck, leaning on her arms called a capitalized 'cheesy', "I just like your excess."

　Lu Meili teaches you how to coax your wife online, and recommends Sister Tao's new book "The Immortal Loves Who Cultivates Who Cultivates", a sand sculpture cultivating immortals, let you read the text for 1 minute, and the pig screams for two hours.

　　


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