The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 937

[Nicholas Blast: If there is really none...then just make do with it. 】

Lemon took a deep breath, resisting the urge to come to Win Base in the middle of the night with a knife to kill someone, and replied to him.

[Lemons are not sour: No, I don’t care about people like you with fried hair like Einstein, stubble on your chin, wrinkled face when you smile, and playing games to return food. 】

[Nicholas Explosion: What happened to the hair explosion?Do you look down on our natural volume? 】

[Lemons are not sour: If you want to think so, then I can't help it. 】

Lemon echoed his words perfectly.

Explosion: "..." Fuck your mother, your words hurt people...

Not only was this straight man completely unaware that what he said was hurtful, but he also shamelessly accused her of evil deeds!

[Nicholas Blast: If you talk like that, will you really not be beaten when you go out? 】

[Lemons are not sour: I don't know if I was beaten when I went out, but I never got beaten in the canyon anyway. 】

After Lemon finished speaking, he still didn't forget to stab him in the heart again.

[Lemons are not sour: not like you, rookie. 】

Explosion: "..." Damn, I want to take He Xiaopang's 40-meter plastic machete to bloody the RMB team base!

The conversation between the two of them was completely broken, and Lemon was no longer in the mood to continue chatting with him. After turning over and changing into a comfortable position, he was about to turn off the phone and go to sleep.

And then she saw... Freestyle news came again.

In the end, this gossip boy couldn't hold back his desire to gossip, so he came to inquire about the news when the time was almost up.

[Freestyle: Sister Lemon? 】

[Lemons are not sour: alive. 】

The simple three words have already revealed her powerlessness and lovelessness, and Freestyle immediately understood most of it.

[Freestyle: What's wrong with this?No deal?Or does he simply not approve of your friend request? 】

[Freestyle: It can't be that he already has a date, right?At first glance, he looks like a mother solo, okay? 】

[Lemons are not sour: He is just a fool, and has someone to fart. 】

[Freestyle: What is a silly batch? 】

After all, Freestyle is a crooked nut. It is not easy to speak Mandarin and Northeast dialect, and it is normal not to understand some southern dialects.

Lemon hooked his lips into a smile and started to fool him.

[Lemons are not sour: a compliment. 】

[Lemons are not sour: If you want to praise anyone in the future, just call him a fool. 】

[Lemons are not sour: Calling people old man will show you are very polite. No matter what conflicts you have with others, as long as you call old man, the other party will definitely smile. This honorific title is so magical and sacred. 】

[Lemons are not sour: To describe something good, you must bring words such as hammer and shovel, which will make you look extra cute. 】

[Lemons are not sour: For example, "a good hammer" is as strong and durable as a hammer, and "a good shovel" is as practical as a spatula. 】

[Lemons are not sour: it is most commonly used when complimenting people with 'immortal-like', meaning as good as a god. 】

[Lemons are not sour: remember? 】

Freestyle was dumbfounded by the popularization of science, and nodded in a daze before realizing that Lemon couldn't see it, so he bowed his head and typed.

[Freestyle: Remember. 】

[Lemons are not sour: I'm sleeping, good night. 】

Freestyle had been fooled by her so much that he forgot the topic at the beginning, and foolishly said good night to her.

Just kidding, I took the initiative to sell myself to others, not only did I not sell it, but I was also disgusted, so Lemon would not tell him such a shameful thing!

Freestyle stared at the chat record for a long time before suddenly realizing that Sister Lemon... seemed to have avoided his question without a trace?

The Freestyle player, who was already very gossipy, couldn't sleep at all. He felt that Lemon was hiding something from him!And it's kind of explosive!

But Lemon obviously pretended to be dead with him on the pretext of going to sleep, no matter what message he sent and asked about any topic, he would not reply at all, and he didn't even call 'old man' ten times in one breath.

Freestyle felt as uncomfortable as a cat scratching, and Lemon ignored him, so he had to harass the other party and explode.

In order to show that he was sincere and polite, Freestyle learned what he learned and sold it now, and directly used the sacred and magical address that Lemon had just taught him.

[Freestyle: Are you asleep, old man? 】

After being pressed and beaten by Lemon for two rounds and having a fight with others, Explosion has long since forgotten about Freestyle's troubles.

He had just packed up his mood and was about to fall asleep, when he saw this lingering dead gay come again, and even called him Dad as soon as he came up.

Burst laughed sarcastically, what was he thinking?This is finally remembering Dad, okay?
In the past, you loved to answer and ignored me, but now you can’t afford to climb up to me, let him wait for 1 minute before talking!

He kept his eyes on the time at the top right of the screen until the number changed before finally agreeing to reply to the message.

[Nicholas Blast: Do you have something to do with your father? 】

Freestyle: "???" Why did this man want to be someone else's father the moment he opened his mouth?Is there any courtesy?
Since he had something to ask him, Freestyle didn't get too entangled, and hurriedly replied to ask him for information.

[Freestyle: That... Our coach has approached you? 】

Explosion: "..." So what?You called your daddy as soon as your mother came up just to come to your coach?In fact, you two are a fucking couple, right?

Caught off guard, he stuffed in a mouthful of dog food, and suddenly felt a bit stuffed. He probably owed these two people in his previous life.

[Nicholas Blast: Mmm. 】

[Freestyle: Then... did you agree to her request? 】

[Nicholas Blast: What request? 】

You can't promise her to buy an inflatable doll, can you?
[Freestyle: She wants to have sex with you. 】

With a 'slap' sound, one of the exploded mobile phones lost its grip and hit the face again.

Is he blind?Or is there something wrong with his comprehension?Arranging and combining these commonly used words and putting them on him, no matter how you look at it, it's impossible, right?
To be honest, don’t talk about finding a partner, there has never been a suitor in Dalian, so when Lemon mentioned it to him, he didn’t take it seriously at all, and he replied casually, but now Freestyle came to tell him, Serious Lemon?

For a moment, Burst didn't know whether to cry or laugh. He might have made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace in his previous life, so in this life God wants to torment him like this.

He propped his head on the pillow again, banged against the wall a few more times, and replied to Freestyle's message in disbelief.

[Nicholas Blast: True or not? 】

[Nicholas Blast: Wait a minute, don't talk, Dad's little heart has been overloaded several times today, and it can't be stimulated anymore. 】

Freestyle: "..." I just want to have a contractual relationship with you, why are you so excited?
It's not really going to get you out of the singles.

[Freestyle: Of course it's true, she even praised you to me just now. 】

(End of this chapter)