The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 939 Buying Skins

Exploding sighed, he only felt that he had lived for more than twenty years in vain, and he was actually worse than a dog.

Thinking back to when he was in school, he still liked a girl. He heard that she liked boys who were good at playing games, so he went to the canyon to practice his skills hard, and after a month, he successfully forgot about that girl.

Later, the girl seemed to have approached him, expressed her admiration for him tactfully, and asked if she could have a relationship with him.

And how did he answer it?

Blast thought about it carefully, and suddenly felt that he was really an idiot back then.

He replied: Talking about a fart relationship, I haven't had fun with my good buddies in the Canyon of Kings.

What else can the girl say?She could only reply to him with tears in her eyes: Then I wish you two happiness.

Explosion did not realize what was going on at the time, but now that I think about it, dare that girl treat him as a dead gay?
No wonder since then, the rotten girls in the class just smiled when they saw him, and the boys in the class looked at him with a little horror...

So, this is the real reason for his mother soloing for so many years, right?

No wonder no girls confessed to him afterwards!

The more I thought about it, the more I regretted it, and I fell asleep after regretting it...

At around ten o'clock in the morning of the next day, Burst dragged his body after insomnia all night, with two big dark circles under his eyes, and walked downstairs with difficulty.

Lu Yan was already sitting at the dining table refreshed and waiting for breakfast.

Ever since he was nourished by love, Captain Lu felt much less angry when he woke up. While waiting for Bu Yao to be fed, he lowered his head and chatted with people on WeChat and listened to Lu's father complaining.

Not two days after meeting her parents in San Francisco, Mother Lu created a family group, including him and Bu Yao, and named it down-to-earth: Happy Family.

At this time, Lu's father was tearfully condemning Lu's mother's behavior in the group.

[Your brain is flooded: err, your mother scolded me! @被猫抱了超快乐】

[Your brain is flooded: don't let me go back to the house to sleep! @被猫抱了超快乐】

[You're out of your mind: If you don't help me speak today, I'll pick you up and call you during the game! @被猫抱了超快乐】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: ... Didn't anyone tell you that the mobile phones we use during the competition are special phones provided by the competition? 】

At this moment, Lu Yan really wanted to clap his hands and sing a nursery rhyme for him: My silly dad~ I came home from get off work~ What a hard day's work...

And his silly father hadn't even watched the game, obviously didn't expect to have the operation of a special machine, he was stunned for a few seconds and then continued to slap.

[Your brain is flooded: Then I will let the company's programmers hack your special machine, specifically yours, and let you hang up the whole time! 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: Are you sure that programmer uncles will not be bald by your unreasonable demands? 】

[You're out of your mind: that's their problem, not mine, I have the final say, listen to me! 】

[You are not drowned, are you: baldness is just right, hairy on the head, so you can't do things well. 】

Lu's mother watched the excitement and answered the conversation without thinking about it, and it rhymed quite well.

In order to prevent his silly father from asking a programmer to hack his phone, Lu Yan was forced to act as a peacemaker.

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: Why don't you let him go back to sleep?How cold is it in winter?What's so unpleasant about saving up for now, how about driving him out to feed the mosquitoes in summer? 】

Father Lu: "..." Excuse me?Are you sure this is speaking for me?
[You are not drowned, are you: He insists on playing black with me. 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: Then drive it, if you don’t drive it with him now, when he finds another lady to drive it, it will be too late for you to regret it. 】

Mother Lu snorted coldly when she saw the news, not only didn't take it seriously, but also proudly pampered Father Lu.

[You didn't drown, did you: Do you dare? @Your brain is flooded]

[Your brain is flooded: I dare not. 】

Father Lu replied weakly.

Lu Yan: "..." Actually, the two of you are just here to show your affection, right?Bullying my wife is cooking and has no time to show me, right?
Mother Lu's accusation continues.

[You're not drowned, are you: It's fine if you just use black, but he still has to buy skins for a rookie, so just buy it. Anyway, he has a black card, and he still wants to buy the shadow hunter of King Lanling, so A green skin, I suspect he is scolding me! 】

[Your brain is flooded: Didn't you also buy Hua Mulan's Ruilin Zhi?You still have Sun Shangxiang's doomsday mecha, you are greener than me! 】

Father Lu retorted confidently.

The corners of Lu Yan's lips twitched, thinking that I should ask cooperatively, are my parents my own?

Otherwise, I feel sorry for the atmosphere in which the couple crazily cuckolded themselves.

However, he couldn't get in the way anymore, the couple's style of chatting has gradually become unreliable...

[You didn't drown, did you: What's wrong with me?I can still see green anyway!You, King Lanling, are invisible for 20 minutes out of 15 minutes, buy a hammer! 】

[You are not drowned, are you: Who did you buy it for?If you buy it, what others see is just an exclamation mark on your head! 】

Lu Yan: "..." It makes sense, even a professional player like me can't refute it.

Lu's father didn't know much about games, and he didn't want to sleep on the sofa at night, so it was impossible for him to quarrel with her.

Hard things won't work, so we can only use soft things. Acting coquettishly and being cute is his special skill.

[Your brain is flooded: I don't care!I want it! 】

At the same time as sending the message, he was a big man about 1.8 meters curled up on the sofa and looked at Mama Lu pitifully, which made Mama Lu's heart soften instantly.

[You didn't drown, did you: Then tell me a valid reason. 】

[Your brain is flooded: Shadow Beast Hunter and your Crystal Dragon Hunter are couple skins. 】

This surprised Lu's mother a little. When did their game Black Hole become so enlightened?Can you understand the CP relationship in the game?
[You didn't drown, did you: How do you know? 】

[Your brain is flooded: I checked! 】

Lu's father looked proud, and then sent her a picture, which wrote all the CPs and corresponding skins in the Canyon of Kings in vigorous and powerful fonts.

[Your brain is flooded: I want all of these! 】

What else could mother Lu say, of course it was to satisfy him!
Bu Yao, who peeked at the screen while cooking, said, "..." Okay, I understand.

It turns out that Captain Lu's habit of spending money to buy clothes is also inherited from Lu's father!

Lu Yan was fed a big mouthful of dog food before he had breakfast, and when he lazily raised his head, he caught a glimpse of a kidney-deficiency explosion.

He raised his brows, and raised a teasing smile: "Morning, Brother Zha?"

(End of this chapter)