The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 943 Distressed about Freestyle
As soon as You's smile froze, you felt a hand on his waist.

Some people still kept smiling on the surface, explaining that the waist of the audience was about to be pinched purple by their wives.

For a moment, I felt that he might be avenging last night.

What can he do, he can only hold back his tears silently, squeeze the back of Guo Licheng's hand and smile beggingly: "You are my dear."

Only then did Guolicheng let go, looked at the camera calmly and said, "Welcome to the first game of the 2019 Glory of Kings Winter World Champions Cup. I am about to declare bankruptcy and urgently need Guolicheng Company to pay for advertising fees." Field commentary, Guolicheng."

Being so "corrupted every day" by the two of them, the barrage suddenly became more lively.

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, get today's Youcheng Tang! 】

[Hahahaha Brother You is always afraid of his wife! 】

[Don't be cowardly, Brother You, if you're a man, you should be tough! 】

[Hahaha, so Guolicheng raised you brother and went bankrupt? 】

[Not much to say, Guoli Orange pays for money@果粉格]

Even the director followed suit, yelling in his ears: "We are an honest show, and we don't engage in blatant sales of corruption! A penalty of five yuan and twenty cents is fined for each sale. May I ask WeChat or Alipay?"

You: "???" What's wrong with Lao Tzu and his wife showing off their affection?
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After making a joke, they started to get down to business. After the documentaries of both sides of the competition were finished, the contestants from both sides began to enter the arena. You were bored sitting anyway, so they simply acted as the host. Coupled with his standard commentary, it was inexplicable Impressive: "Okay! Now the players of the Chinese delegation are starting to enter the arena. The leading player, Lu Meili, walks arrogantly without any panic, and looks full of confidence. Look, these two legs are straight and long, just like Lu Meili He is coquettish and profligate..."

His impromptu freestyle was not finished before he was ruthlessly interrupted by the director: "Speak well, don't speak yellow accents."

"Don't have poisonous milk, too," Guo Licheng added.

You coughed twice, and said to the poisonous milk in a face-saving way: "Hey, the big guys are all gone. This person is just a vase when he looks so coquettish. He will only be coquettish and cute when he is on the field."

[Hahahahaha, God damn it, you're acting like a baby and being cute, are you sure you won't get beaten after the game? 】

【Hahahaha, God Lu, don't you want to lose face? 】

【Shock! The KPL courtesan actually wins by being coquettish and cute. Is the truth behind the loss of human nature or the loss of morality? 】

[Hahahahahahahahaha what the hell is a KPL courtesan! 】

[Sexy You Brother, Online Poisoned Milk. 】

You are determined to use his tainted milk to contribute to the KPL competition area. In line with the principle of no milk, no milk, he simply added a layer of tainted milk buff to their entire team.

Bu Yao followed closely behind Lu Yan, cleared his throat again, and said in a low voice: "Hero, the top laner of Team Win, is walking towards us slowly, and he is also the only female player in our KPL division. This person's unrecognizable steps are more elegant than contestant Lu Meili's, and his long hair tied behind his head is heroic, and he really echoed the old saying that one inch is longer and one inch is stronger, so—"

"Don't poison the milk." Seeing that he seemed to be exaggerating, Guo Licheng immediately reminded him.

"She's very strong", which You was about to blurt out, bent her tongue abruptly, and changed her words wittily: "So you can see that her leg hair is so short that you can't even see it with a magnifying glass, she must be very weak."

The sand sculpture netizens in the barrage suddenly laughed all over the floor.

[Hahahahaha, what the hell is leg hair?You are embarrassing me black meat! 】

[Hei Rou: I'm sorry, it's my fault that I don't have leg hair. 】

[God Lu, come quickly, someone is peeping at your wife's long legs! @Lu beautiful]

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, is it okay to be weak? 】

When it was Jiang Jiang's turn, You didn't even bother to boast, and said with disgust on his face, "Look at this guy who can't lift his shoulders or carry it with his hands, and he still looks like he can't beat others on the bed, and you still expect him to have something under the bed?" How strong is it?"

After Jiang Jiang is Lai Fu, who has a good relationship with them, and is not afraid of offending others. He joked and let himself go, "This person's name seems to be not very smart, even the name is in control. How can a man who can't control his life control his life?"

Cai Cai obediently followed behind Lai Fu, her eyes were black and bright, she looked so innocent and harmless, she was stuck in showing you, she couldn't talk to such a cute boy.

He was silent for a while, before he finally came up with a reason: "As soon as Cai Cai got to the interview booth, she was so panicked that she couldn't even speak, so with this mental quality, she can go to the Canyon of Kings and play with tadpoles to find her mother, crying. Young is not enough to be afraid of."

At the end of the line is Blast, his natural curly hair is still extremely wild, and You can easily mock him, laughing: "Let's not talk about this one, mother solo for more than 20 years without even a date, As long as he has a little scheming, the children can run around all over the place now, and such a simple-minded person will die in a BO1 competition system full of show routines."

After milking them one by one, You did not forget to make a summary: "Generally speaking, what's going on in the KPL division? Why can't there be any one who can beat them? A weak team like RMB can beat ten in one go. !"

[RMB team: Thank you so much? 】

[Why is your commentary so fat?Do you still want to mix in our KPL?Funny life saver. 】

[Very well, there is a traitor in our KPL division! 】

[Hahaha, what the hell is it if you can't lift your shoulders and carry your hands?You try it? 】

[This is the worst time I was hacked in Laifu... vicissitudes of life. jpg]

[Stop talking, my son's little tadpole finds his mother contest is about to start! 】

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha let me tell you a joke, Win is a team of weak chickens. 】

[Confirmed the look in the eyes, it is a person with poisoned milk who does not recognize his relatives, a traitor, heh, tui~ (dog head saves his life)]

After burying the Win team, You didn't forget to take the opportunity to milk the RMB team again.

"Okay, now coming to us is the RMB team from the overseas competition area. The leader is the green-haired guy named Freestyle. The name is very good but the hair color is very dangerous. Don't say much, dare to dye this thing The green ones are all werewolves, and this young man will definitely be invincible once he enters the arena!"

[Excuse me?Dude, why is your hair so fat? 】

[You may not believe it, but this green hair is specially dyed to please our God Lu, and the KPL socialite is well-deserved. 】

[Hahahaha I don’t know if the hair color is dangerous or not, I think this guy is a bit dangerous, no one can leave this arena safe and sound after drinking YOU brand poisonous milk! 】

[Distressed about Freestyle. 】

【Distressed Freestyle＋1】

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(End of this chapter)