The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 960 The people above listen up
What kind of team can be rebuilt without people, and there is really nothing if people are gone.

What jumping off a building is a moment of pleasure, falling to a crematorium.

Why even though you lost your team, you still have me!
The security personnel at the scene even brought over two mattresses, ready to take over at any time.

Ten Kills: "..."

Looking at this posture, he felt that if he didn't dance, he seemed to be sorry for their hard work.

During these years of playing professionally, he has also seen many seniors retire. If the salary is good, he can play a video reviewing his entire career on the KPL stage, and then go on stage to give his retirement speech, which is considered a great success.

A notification was posted on the official blog of the poorly paid team, and it was done hastily.

But there is no one like him, standing on the top of the building smoking a cigarette and thinking about the kung fu of life, the fans below have already set up the stage, making up a big show by themselves, calling affectionately to let he goes down.

After discovering that affectionate calling was useless, they found a loudspeaker dedicated to collecting junk from nowhere, and began to play the whole process of jumping to his death for him in a loop, trying to scare him away.

"Listen to the people above, painless death does not exist. When a person falls from the top floor at a high speed, the eardrum will be torn by the wind, the fragile eyelids are difficult to open under the impact of the wind, and the skin seems to be cut by a knife."

"The moment your body touches the ground, what greets you is not relief, but bones begin to break, internal organs rupture, bleeding, and even some bones are broken and inserted into soft organs with force, staged a 'I insert myself' 'The tragic drama."

"If you think this is not tragic enough to set off your middle two, then there is a more tragic one, the lungs rupture before other organs, blood overflows the lungs and trachea, and dies of suffocation, drowned by his own blood ..."

"Listen up there..."

BB didn't think it was enough once, so they recorded a segment directly and turned on the infinite loop mode.

Ten Kill: "..." Damn, I'm mentally retarded.

He may never forget his 'retirement ceremony' in his life. Everyone else held it in a lively and beautiful manner, but he chose to jump off a building to celebrate like no one before or since.

When Zero heard the news and arrived, what he saw was that they were killing gods squatting on the roof of the building, smoking a cigarette impatiently.

He immediately breathed a sigh of relief, took two steps forward, and said, "Killing God?"

Shisha slowly exhaled smoke rings, and responded with a low 'hmm'.

Zero also squatted down next to him, hugged his knees with his hands and said, "It's such a cold day, what are you doing here?"

Listening to the 'jumping building knowledge science popularization' played on a loop downstairs, he couldn't help but add: "The fans are worried about you."

Ten Killing Heart said whether they were worried about me having a fart relationship, it was their own fault, but as soon as the words came out, it became: "What about you? Are you worried about me?"

"Huh?" Zero's eyes widened, a little confused by the question.

"It's nothing." Shisha sneered, thinking that he might have been mad by Dihua's executives, asking all kinds of stupid questions, which seriously affected his aloof image of "when he wears sunglasses, no one loves him".

He withdrew the news quickly, but Zero was simply slow, not unheard.

He pondered for a moment, then hesitated and said: "I, I'm also quite worried..."

Otherwise, he wouldn't have run to the top floor after seeing the news. Maybe he ran too fast, and he still feels his heart beating wildly and his face is hot.

If Shisha turned his head to the side, he would find that their good-tempered and soft-tempered team leader blushed as if he was very ripe.

But Shisha didn't, he was a little embarrassed by his inexplicable question, coughed lightly and said, "Thank you."

Zero: "..." Σ(°△°|||)︴What did he hear?Killing God actually said thank you to people?

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Maybe it was Shisha's unexpected thank you that made him feel that there was still a ray of humanity and conscience left in this person. Now that you are a professional, there are still many meaningful things to do, just go down after smoking this cigarette, you will catch a cold in such a cold day..."

As soon as he started talking, he was like a 'Wenji No. [-]', and his head hurt instantly after hearing Shisha, he raised his eyebrows, and said in a bad tone: "When is it your turn to take care of me?"

He tilted his head, put his slender fingers on Zero's shoulder, and tapped twice threateningly, "Huh?"

That murderous "hmm" immediately gave Zero a "hmm" cowardice, he shrank his neck reflexively, and changed his words very spinelessly: "Then you can go down after smoking two..."

Ten Kills: "..."

He was surprised that there were still such undignified people in this world.

He turned his head back coolly, "No."

In Zero's eyes, he inexplicably felt that such a god-killer looked like an awkward child...

Of course, even a child is a murderous bully.

So, in order to prevent them from turning Shashen into ice sculptures and end up with a tragic end, Zero took up the job of coaxing the children with a good temper, and began to coax Ten Xiaobawang Sha to go downstairs.

Zero: "Stay here overnight and you'll turn into an ice sculpture!"

Ten Kill looked at the more and more heads under his eyes, and the corner of his mouth twitched, "I'd rather become an ice sculpture."

Zero: "If you become an ice sculpture, your story will spread widely and be laughed at by many people!"

Ten Kill: "That's not the case." If you just go downstairs and walk out of the e-sports center under the eyes of everyone, and tell them that you are just sitting on the top floor to enjoy the wind and think about your life, you will be laughed at by many people.

It will even be written as a joke, it's too embarrassing for him to refuse!
"Based on the current technology, it is entirely possible that your body that has been turned into an ice sculpture will be preserved intact and placed in the exhibition center of KPL for future generations to admire." Having said this, Zero clicked his lips twice, not afraid of death. : "Depending on the fanaticism of your girlfriend fans, they are very likely to touch your little hands, secretly kiss you, or even have an illegitimate meal..."

"Shut up." Shisha couldn't listen anymore.

Zero was overjoyed, thinking that he was really persuaded, and just about to continue persuading, he heard Shisha said with a deep expression: "We people on earth will be cremated after death, even if they get my ashes, they will never die." Can't get my body."

Zero: "????" As if I'm not from Earth?
Ten Kill ignored his obsession, and after reciting a series of lines from Secondary School, he concluded: "You don't need to persuade me anymore, I've made up my mind."

(End of this chapter)