The e-sports god takes it home
Chapter 978 Extra Story 5: Schrödinger's Pregnancy
Chapter 978 Extra Story [-]: Schrödinger's Pregnancy
Chi Xiaonian: "..." What the hell.
Can you have a reaction that a normal person should have?
Don't straight guys' girlfriends deserve birthday presents?
[A little rice cake: I don't want wow, I want a birthday present! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴]
【You are electricity, you are light, you are the only one: good┬─┬ノ('-'ノ)】
After the 'OK' was over, this person disappeared completely, and Chi Xiaonian never heard from him until he boarded the plane.
"Maybe you prepared a surprise for me..." Chi Xiaonian muttered, turned off his phone, and at the same time prayed in his heart that the surprise would not turn into a shock.
What she didn't know was that after Yu Shenguang agreed, he opened Taobao directly, and when he searched for birthday gifts, all he saw were...
This time, my girlfriend was really moved and cried!Photo + lettering customized love crystal ball, only give one person in a lifetime!
she cried!She actually cried!Colorful and flashing music box, connected to Bluetooth in three seconds, exclusive private customization, your romance belongs to her only!
It is a 3D night light as well as a stereo, personalized lettering, photos can be engraved, and 520 love words are included, the confession is not repeated, and the girlfriend does not cry and you will be refunded!
……
After reading the whole row, there is only one question left in Yu Shenguang's mind, what did his girlfriend do wrong?Why do you want your girlfriend to cry?
He, who had difficulty choosing, went back and forth several times, but couldn't decide which one to buy, so he simply shared all the links with Bu Yao and asked her to help choose.
Since they had just flown over the United States after the autumn competition, Bu Yao took Lu Yan back to her home during this holiday to accompany Fang Ping and Buyan to celebrate the New Year.
When I received Yu Shenguang's WeChat message, Bu Yao was sitting at the dining table dizzy from sleepiness and eating breakfast. After clicking on the link he sent, a mouthful of milk spewed out, choking her to the sink and coughing for a long time Slow down.
Lu Yan got up a little late, and saw Bu Yao holding the sink with one hand and covering her chest with the other, just like the legendary... morning sickness.
As soon as Bu Yao finished coughing and was about to go out, she saw her husky got up at some time and rushed towards her like a gust of wind. He stretched out his hand to be hugged by a princess, and asked her with concern: "Feel better!" Is it a baby? Is there any discomfort?"
Bu Yao: "???" Is today the script for the girlfriend to get terminally ill and die soon?
She just wanted to cough twice in a very cooperative manner, and then leaned softly on his shoulder to play for him, when she saw Bu Bagua Yan's neck stretched out longer than a goose, and she looked towards them curiously. Looking at it from this side, Bu Yao's face turned red in an instant, and he didn't have the mood to play, and was about to get down after struggling, "Put me down quickly, Bu Yan is watching."
Because of her coughing too much just now, her eye circles were red, and there were still some tears in her big Shui Lingling eyes. Lu Yan felt a pain in her heart when she saw it, so she leaned up to her eyelids and kissed her: "Darling , shall we get married?"
Can't let his Bu Yaoyao get pregnant before marriage.
Bu Yao: "???" What are you talking about in your sleep?Didn't you just propose?What's the rush if you're under the legal age?Want to make your terminally ill girlfriend wear the most beautiful wedding dress before she dies?
Judging by his affectionate face, the script is right!
Bu Yao looked at him affectionately for a few seconds, then held his face with both hands and said, "No dear, forget about me, you will definitely find a better one."
Lu Yan: "???" Why did I forget you?Do you really want to play running with the ball?
He took a deep breath, thinking that if he was pregnant and stupid for three years, the sand sculpture netizens would not deceive me.
He doesn't care about a fool.
Just when Bu Yao thought that he was going to say some nasty lines that would shock the world and weep ghosts and gods, he saw that he stopped his scene for a second, hugged her directly to the dining table and put her down, rubbed her head and said: "No Alright, let's have dinner~"
Bu Yao: "..." You just eat when you eat, why do you look at me with a mentally retarded expression?
Not only that, Captain Lu, who always opened his mouth for food, seemed to have been opened up by some strange Ren and Du veins. He took good care of her at the dinner table, and he almost fed her himself with a bowl in one hand and a spoon in the other.
Bu Yao was served by him until her whole scalp was numb, and her mind was full of thoughts: The girlfriend in this script is not only terminally ill, but also can't take care of herself?
And all of this was just the beginning, Captain Lu's reaction was weird all day long.
After breakfast, Bu Yao remembered Yu Shenguang who had been fooled by her all morning. Just as she took out her phone to reply to the message, the phone was confiscated.
Lu Yan put her mobile phone in her pocket, and said with a straight face: "The mobile phone has radiation, which is not good for your health."
Bu Yao: "..." Why are you not afraid of radiation when you train day and night?
She rolled her eyes, stretched out her hand to touch the remote control, and pressed the switch for a long time without any response. Then she turned her head and saw that Lu Yan was holding the TV plug and smiled meaningfully at her: "TV also has radiation."
He dropped the plug and came over, reaching out to grab her into his arms, Bu Yao snorted coldly and dodged it, and said angrily: "Sexy anger also has radiation, from now on you are not allowed to approach me!"
Mobile phones are not allowed to play, TV is not allowed to watch, this is how people live?
Lu Yan: "..." It is said that pregnant women are emotionally unstable, moody, cloudy, cloudy and sunny, sand sculpture netizens sincerely do not deceive me!
He reached out and picked up Bu Yao, hugged her into his arms, kissed and coaxed, "Hey, when we buy radiation protection suits, you can barely watch for a while."
Bu Yao: "..." What the hell is the anti-radiation suit?Isn't that what pregnant women wear?
So in your script, your girlfriend is terminally ill, unable to take care of herself and pregnant?
What else can she say?Captain Lu's brain hole is amazing!
Bu Yao nestled in his arms like a dead fish, the winter sun shone in through the window and fell on them warmly.
And Captain Lu of her family didn't know which tendon was wrong, he put his hands on her belly and couldn't stop groping, humming a nursery rhyme softly, so that she closed her eyes after a while, and nestled in his arms. Li fell asleep again.
As everyone knows, Lu Yan touches her eyelashes for a while, kisses her cheek for a while, and the corners of his mouth frantically rise up in excitement.
Retching, emotional instability, lethargy, every symptom is so much like pregnancy!
He secretly took out his mobile phone, wanting to announce the good news to the world, but his fingers froze after the Weibo had been edited.
It seems...he hasn't been professionally confirmed yet?
Thinking of this, Lu Yan silently deleted the Weibo he had just edited. He is already a father who is going to be a father. He needs to be more mature and stop being so hasty!
He's off to the pharmacy to buy a pregnancy test now!
(End of this chapter)
Chi Xiaonian: "..." What the hell.
Can you have a reaction that a normal person should have?
Don't straight guys' girlfriends deserve birthday presents?
[A little rice cake: I don't want wow, I want a birthday present! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴]
【You are electricity, you are light, you are the only one: good┬─┬ノ('-'ノ)】
After the 'OK' was over, this person disappeared completely, and Chi Xiaonian never heard from him until he boarded the plane.
"Maybe you prepared a surprise for me..." Chi Xiaonian muttered, turned off his phone, and at the same time prayed in his heart that the surprise would not turn into a shock.
What she didn't know was that after Yu Shenguang agreed, he opened Taobao directly, and when he searched for birthday gifts, all he saw were...
This time, my girlfriend was really moved and cried!Photo + lettering customized love crystal ball, only give one person in a lifetime!
she cried!She actually cried!Colorful and flashing music box, connected to Bluetooth in three seconds, exclusive private customization, your romance belongs to her only!
It is a 3D night light as well as a stereo, personalized lettering, photos can be engraved, and 520 love words are included, the confession is not repeated, and the girlfriend does not cry and you will be refunded!
……
After reading the whole row, there is only one question left in Yu Shenguang's mind, what did his girlfriend do wrong?Why do you want your girlfriend to cry?
He, who had difficulty choosing, went back and forth several times, but couldn't decide which one to buy, so he simply shared all the links with Bu Yao and asked her to help choose.
Since they had just flown over the United States after the autumn competition, Bu Yao took Lu Yan back to her home during this holiday to accompany Fang Ping and Buyan to celebrate the New Year.
When I received Yu Shenguang's WeChat message, Bu Yao was sitting at the dining table dizzy from sleepiness and eating breakfast. After clicking on the link he sent, a mouthful of milk spewed out, choking her to the sink and coughing for a long time Slow down.
Lu Yan got up a little late, and saw Bu Yao holding the sink with one hand and covering her chest with the other, just like the legendary... morning sickness.
As soon as Bu Yao finished coughing and was about to go out, she saw her husky got up at some time and rushed towards her like a gust of wind. He stretched out his hand to be hugged by a princess, and asked her with concern: "Feel better!" Is it a baby? Is there any discomfort?"
Bu Yao: "???" Is today the script for the girlfriend to get terminally ill and die soon?
She just wanted to cough twice in a very cooperative manner, and then leaned softly on his shoulder to play for him, when she saw Bu Bagua Yan's neck stretched out longer than a goose, and she looked towards them curiously. Looking at it from this side, Bu Yao's face turned red in an instant, and he didn't have the mood to play, and was about to get down after struggling, "Put me down quickly, Bu Yan is watching."
Because of her coughing too much just now, her eye circles were red, and there were still some tears in her big Shui Lingling eyes. Lu Yan felt a pain in her heart when she saw it, so she leaned up to her eyelids and kissed her: "Darling , shall we get married?"
Can't let his Bu Yaoyao get pregnant before marriage.
Bu Yao: "???" What are you talking about in your sleep?Didn't you just propose?What's the rush if you're under the legal age?Want to make your terminally ill girlfriend wear the most beautiful wedding dress before she dies?
Judging by his affectionate face, the script is right!
Bu Yao looked at him affectionately for a few seconds, then held his face with both hands and said, "No dear, forget about me, you will definitely find a better one."
Lu Yan: "???" Why did I forget you?Do you really want to play running with the ball?
He took a deep breath, thinking that if he was pregnant and stupid for three years, the sand sculpture netizens would not deceive me.
He doesn't care about a fool.
Just when Bu Yao thought that he was going to say some nasty lines that would shock the world and weep ghosts and gods, he saw that he stopped his scene for a second, hugged her directly to the dining table and put her down, rubbed her head and said: "No Alright, let's have dinner~"
Bu Yao: "..." You just eat when you eat, why do you look at me with a mentally retarded expression?
Not only that, Captain Lu, who always opened his mouth for food, seemed to have been opened up by some strange Ren and Du veins. He took good care of her at the dinner table, and he almost fed her himself with a bowl in one hand and a spoon in the other.
Bu Yao was served by him until her whole scalp was numb, and her mind was full of thoughts: The girlfriend in this script is not only terminally ill, but also can't take care of herself?
And all of this was just the beginning, Captain Lu's reaction was weird all day long.
After breakfast, Bu Yao remembered Yu Shenguang who had been fooled by her all morning. Just as she took out her phone to reply to the message, the phone was confiscated.
Lu Yan put her mobile phone in her pocket, and said with a straight face: "The mobile phone has radiation, which is not good for your health."
Bu Yao: "..." Why are you not afraid of radiation when you train day and night?
She rolled her eyes, stretched out her hand to touch the remote control, and pressed the switch for a long time without any response. Then she turned her head and saw that Lu Yan was holding the TV plug and smiled meaningfully at her: "TV also has radiation."
He dropped the plug and came over, reaching out to grab her into his arms, Bu Yao snorted coldly and dodged it, and said angrily: "Sexy anger also has radiation, from now on you are not allowed to approach me!"
Mobile phones are not allowed to play, TV is not allowed to watch, this is how people live?
Lu Yan: "..." It is said that pregnant women are emotionally unstable, moody, cloudy, cloudy and sunny, sand sculpture netizens sincerely do not deceive me!
He reached out and picked up Bu Yao, hugged her into his arms, kissed and coaxed, "Hey, when we buy radiation protection suits, you can barely watch for a while."
Bu Yao: "..." What the hell is the anti-radiation suit?Isn't that what pregnant women wear?
So in your script, your girlfriend is terminally ill, unable to take care of herself and pregnant?
What else can she say?Captain Lu's brain hole is amazing!
Bu Yao nestled in his arms like a dead fish, the winter sun shone in through the window and fell on them warmly.
And Captain Lu of her family didn't know which tendon was wrong, he put his hands on her belly and couldn't stop groping, humming a nursery rhyme softly, so that she closed her eyes after a while, and nestled in his arms. Li fell asleep again.
As everyone knows, Lu Yan touches her eyelashes for a while, kisses her cheek for a while, and the corners of his mouth frantically rise up in excitement.
Retching, emotional instability, lethargy, every symptom is so much like pregnancy!
He secretly took out his mobile phone, wanting to announce the good news to the world, but his fingers froze after the Weibo had been edited.
It seems...he hasn't been professionally confirmed yet?
Thinking of this, Lu Yan silently deleted the Weibo he had just edited. He is already a father who is going to be a father. He needs to be more mature and stop being so hasty!
He's off to the pharmacy to buy a pregnancy test now!
(End of this chapter)
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