The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 981 Extra Story [-]: If You Are the One
After listening to Bu Yao, not only did he not have the slightest sympathy, but he laughed loudly.

Looking at the 'hahahahahahahahaha' that filled the screen, Chi Xiaonian remembered a very important thing.

[A little rice cake: By the way, what gift did you give me this year? 】

The other party did not respond for a long time.

When Chi Xiaonian sent a series of question marks, what responded to her was a bright red exclamation mark on the screen and the sentence: The message has been sent, but it was rejected by the other party.

Bu Yao, this bitch, actually blocked her directly!
Chi Xiaonian fell on the bed unrequitedly, his eyes were lifeless, his expression was numb, and he felt that life was hopeless.

Her boyfriend and best friend's boyfriend ran away, and her best friend blocked her again. Now she really became an orphan whose grandma didn't love her and her uncle didn't love her.

For the next whole day, Chi Xiaonian was a little unhappy. The whole family sang the birthday song together, blew out the candles and ate the cake. This birthday was considered over.

After dinner, Chi Xiaonian slumped on the sofa to watch TV with his family, and glanced at his phone from time to time.

It's been a day.

Usually, when she didn't reply for so long, Yu Shenguang should have come to find her, but not today.

Chi Xiaonian thought a little politely, is it true that no matter how good a relationship is, there will be a day when the passion retreats?

But she likes Yu Shenguang, wants to marry him, and doesn't want to let her passion recede.

Thinking about it, she couldn't help it anymore, she wanted to take the initiative to find him, tell him that she was angry, and wanted him to hug and coax him.

When she clicked on WeChat, she found that she was pulled into a WeChat group called "If You Are the One" by Yu Shenguang, and everyone in the group knew Chi Xiaonian, and they all smuggled over from the next door [KPL Century Jiayuan engages in the base network].

The moment Chi Xiaonian joined the group, he just happened to catch up with this person who came to say the opening remarks.

[Host—You: Hello everyone, welcome to If You Are the One, I am the host You, and let us welcome the 24 female guests tonight with warm applause! 】

[No. [-] female guest Lu Yan: Buling Bubing~]

[No. [-] female guest Bu Yao: BulingBuling~]

【Female guest No. [-] Zhou Ziming: BulingBuling～】

……

Chi Xiaonian: "???" What the hell is Bulingbuling?Is this what you call a flash debut?

You didn't continue sending messages until all 24 of their 'female guests' had finished building.

[Host—You: Let us invite the first male guest tonight with warm applause! 】

[Female guest No. [-] Salted Fish: Papapapapapa...]

[Female guest No. [-] explodes: Papapapapapa...]

Shisha just had dinner for the f*ck, and when he came back, he found that his wechat group had changed.

What the hell is this [If You Are the One] group?What kind of weird blind date show did his mother sign up for him without telling him?
Shisha entered the group with a bewildered expression, and saw the screen full of '啪啪啪啪'.

[Male guest No. [-] Ten Kills: Papapapapapapa...what are you doing? 】

[Male guest No. [-] Ten Kills: Set off firecrackers? 】

[Female guest No. 24 Zero: No, we are on a blind date. 】

Ten Kill: "????" So why are you a female guest?

[Host—You: Next, please invite male guest No. [-] to introduce himself. 】

Ten Kill: "???" Why did you become the host of If You Are the One again?Was deducted money by KPL and went bankrupt, so quit?

Although there were great doubts in his small head, Tosha still followed the request.

[Male guest No. 24 Ten Kills: My name is Xu Ziyu, I'm [-] this year, I like to grow flowers, raise birds and play games, it's gone. 】

[Female guest No. 24, Zero: Nonsense, you obviously like plucking flower leaves and bird cages... (whispers bb)]

[Male guest No. [-] Ten Kill: None of your business, women are really annoying. 】

[Host—You: Then why did you come on our show? 】

[Male guest No. [-] Ten Kill: My mother forced me. 】

[No. [-] female guest Lu Yan: Awesome, he even scolded himself when he became so ruthless! 】

[Male guest No. [-] Ten Kills: What the hell am I...]

Seeing that the two No. [-] were about to fight, he immediately came out to control the field.

[Host—You: Okay, stop arguing, those who support male guest No. [-], please turn on the lights! 】

[No. [-] female guest Lu Yan: Bang! 】

[No. [-] female guest Bu Yao: Bang! 】

[Female guest No. [-] Zhou Ziming: Bang! 】

……

A series of bangs stunned Shisha. When it was Zero's turn, Shisha waited for a long time but failed, so he took the initiative to attack him.

[Male guest No. 24 Ten Kill: Why don't you 'bang'? @No.[-] female guest Zero]

[Female guest No. 24 Zero: I'm lighting up the lights for you. 】

Before Shi Sha had time to be moved, he saw this man who was getting fatter and bolder answered another sentence.

[Female guest No. 24 Zero: Otherwise, the lights will all go out, and we will lose face by killing gods. 】

[Male guest No. 24 Ten Kill: ...Fuck you, I just think [-] 'bangs' are cooler, what's wrong? 】

[Male guest No. [-] Ten Kills: Don't destroy the formation! 】

[Female guest No. 24 Zero: I don’t. 】

For some reason, the people present inexplicably felt as if they had been stuffed with dog food, and came out to control the field again.

[Host—You: The lights are left on, so the two of you will hold hands again and let female guest No. [-] burst into singing "Hundred Birds Facing the Phoenix" to see you off? 】

[No. [-] female guest Bu Yao: Don't hold hands, the first male guest has a bad temper and can't coax others. 】

[Female guest No. 24 Zero: That... I usually coax him. 】

Bu Yao: "???" Excuse me? WTF?

She seemed to... heard some great gossip?
Chi Xiaonian, who was watching secretly, had temporarily forgotten the grief of losing her boyfriend and best friend. He was satisfied with knocking down a book, and his desire to create was burning.

It's decided, the next pair of CPs will write about snacks!

In the end, female guest No. 24 broke through and dialed the group voice, and sent away male guest No. [-] and female guest No. [-], who had successfully held hands, while singing his famous song "Hundred Birds Facing the Phoenix".

What's even more frightening is that before leaving, he casually wished them a happy marriage for a hundred years and an early birth to a son.

They probably won't have kids in their lifetime... Bah, two fags have a fart kid!
[Host—You: Next, let's give the second male guest a round of applause! 】

Amidst the sound of "crack, bang, bang" like setting off firecrackers, the second male guest, Yu Shenguang, slowly hit a full stop.

This full stop made Chi Xiaonian so angry that she immediately bubbled up. She didn't know how to coax this person for a whole day, and he still has the time to play a blind date here?
[Female guest No. [-] Chi Xiaonian: Wow, you, Yu Shenguang, dare to go on a blind date behind my back! 】

As soon as the news came out, she was completely dumbfounded.

[Female guest No. [-] Chi Xiaonian: Huh?Why am I also a female guest? 】

She obviously didn't participate, okay?
The second male guest, Yu Shenguang, has already started his self-introduction.

[No. 22 male guest Yu Shenguang: My name is Yu Shenguang, I am [-] years old, I like to play games and raise dogs and marmots. 】

(End of this chapter)