Emperor Jin's hidden marriage sweet wife
Chapter 157 157: It's a human and I'm a pig
Chapter 157 Chapter 157
After a while, the second session started.
Du Tong stood in front, looked at the five people with a smile, held a piece of paper, glanced at it, and looked up again, "This seems to be a witty quiz, provided by a netizen. Which of you is willing to try it?"
"Who do you want to try?" Shu Qiong asked the audience directly while they didn't answer.
"Wen Shuyun, Wen Shuyun..."
"Zhou Jibin."
"Wen Shuyun..."
"Dong Xuan! Dong Xuan!"
...
All kinds of voices sounded, and the fans in the audience were shouting loudly. Seeing this, Shu Qiong leaned her head down the stage again, listening carefully, and repeated, "Who?"
The voice just now sounded again, she stood up straight and nodded, "Then obey the public opinion, Shu Yun, it's not our fault, it's what the audience requested."
Wen Shuyun took a step forward, the smile on her face remained unchanged. For her, these are opportunities to show her face, and for her, it may not be a bad thing, so she naturally has to obey.
"Please listen carefully." Du Tong coughed twice and looked at her, "Now please say yes ten times quickly!"
Wen Shuyun's soft voice sounded: "Yes, yes, yes..."
After she finished speaking ten times, Du Tong continued, "Is there any difference between you and a pig?"
Wen Shuyun's expression froze for a moment, blinked her eyes twice, her tone was uncertain, "Yes?"
She had a cute face, and her voice was a little weaker, and the barrage in front of the TV kept coming:
"Ahhh, this expression looks like a cute rabbit, I seem to be ravaging her, ahhh, idol is so cute, what should I do?"
"He said yes, but his expression was very honest, conveying the information of haunting and haunting."
"It's so cute, how can you be so cute."
"Yes, yes, I really want to take a bite!"
...
Of course, she didn't know that the show was still going on.
"What's the difference?" Du Tong continued to ask.
Wen Shuyun slowly became logical this time, and replied: "It's a pig."
"Dong Xuan." Seeing that she couldn't be bothered, Du Tong turned his head directly, "Please say yes ten times quickly."
"Yes, yes, yes..." Dong Xuan raised his heart, opened his mouth, and said it ten times.
"Is there any difference between you and a pig?" Du Tong asked again.
"No." Without any hesitation, Dong Xuan shook his head to express his determination.
"Pfft ha ha ha..."
"Oh my god, I laughed so hard."
"Pfft, no difference."
...
After a second of silence in the audience, it completely exploded, all kinds of laughter hit, Wen Shuyun covered her mouth and laughed, before Dong Xuan could react, he froze for five seconds, his whole face froze, sorry He scratched his head, still a little helpless.
"I'll give you another chance." Du Tong looked at him kindly.
"En." Dong Xuan went all out this time, staring at the other party, as if trying to save face.
"Please say yes ten times quickly."
"Yes, yes, yes..."
"Is there any difference between you and a pig?"
"Yes!" When Dong Xuan answered, he hesitated for half a second, said with certainty, and breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.
"What's the difference between you and a pig?" Du Tong continued to ask.
"It's a human and I'm a pig." He took it for granted.
The fans in the auditorium burst into laughter again, holding their stomachs and laughing. Zhou Jibin was provoked by him. He clenched his right hand into a fist and put it next to his mouth.
Shu Qiong burst out laughing, walked over and patted him on the shoulder, "Brother Pig, hello."
Dong Xuan actually blushed, and said with a smile: "It's okay, pigs are cute, and their IQ ranks among the top in the animal kingdom."
"Hahahaha, I laughed so hard."
"Ouch, I want to watch the rebroadcast, and cut him down."
"Suddenly I feel that Shu Yun is so smart, her mind is spinning so fast, I can't stop laughing."
...
Not only at the scene, but also bursts of laughter in front of the TV.
Some people are not evil, and they really tried it. Many people blurted out "it is no different from a pig", "it is a human and I am a pig", which can be said to make people around them laugh.
Next, he tried a few more tongue twisters, and some people really couldn't get around them. Zhou Jibin repeated Mo Zhengchi's tongue twisters solemnly, and said word by word: "I'm a human, I'm not a dog, I'm not a dog, I'm a human—" —I am a man, I am not a dog, I am a dog, I am not a man..."
The viewers who watched the show expressed that their stomach hurts and their impression was ruined. It made them dare not look directly at it. Is it really okay to tease their idols like this?
Many people said that they must rewatch "That Summer of Me and You" to restore their image in their hearts, or it will be completely ruined. It is not easy for them to be fans, okay?
After the recording ended, it was already close to ten o'clock.
People leave.
Walking outside the VIP passage door at the back door, it started to drizzle, and when the breeze blew, Wen Shuyun's exposed arms immediately bulged. She shrank her neck and stood aside. Since it was a live broadcast, a large number of fans gathered at the front door , and the back door is basically impossible to get in, which is safer.
Zhou Chen's sister was undergoing surgery today, and he didn't have time to come, so the driver he arranged asked her to call back first, because Jin Shaoyu said he would come to pick her up.
Standing on the side, stretched his head, but did not see his figure.
As soon as Wen Shuyun took out the phone, when she looked up, she saw him walking towards me holding an umbrella, with a hazy outline, a tall and elegant figure, slender legs with a steady pace, and hazy vision, but she could vaguely see the hand holding the umbrella, The details were clear, she watched intently, and the picture seemed to be frozen at that moment.
She knew it was him.
After he walked in slowly, he frowned and put the coat in his hand on her body, raised his eyebrows and said, "Isn't it cold?"
Wen Shuyun gripped her coat a little tighter, her whole body was filled with his breath, and she suddenly became warmer, as if she had stolen an adult's clothes, and raised her head, "It was cold just now, but it's not cold anymore."
Jin Shaoyu reached out and rubbed her head, held her in his arms while holding an umbrella, and walked aside.
The gentle girl kept calling, "I'm hungry, can you accompany me to eat?"
"Suddenly want to eat seafood, just go to the nearest one."
"Well, that's right."
...
Half an hour later, a seafood restaurant.
"Tsk, if you weren't recording the show here today, wouldn't I not be able to get an appointment with you?" Zhou Rongrong gracefully picked up a cup of tea, took a sip slowly, looked at her brother opposite her, and didn't even frown when she saw him After a while, he said again, "Can you give me some feedback? I have been here for two hours and watched your live broadcast. I usually see that you are very smart. You can't beat such a tongue twister. Isn't it embarrassing?"
Speaking of this, Zhou Jibin had a little reaction, his face sank, "Didn't you ask me to come and eat with you?"
"That's right, you didn't come, so I can't sit here alone for so long, can I? I'll eat by myself first." Zhou Rongrong nodded and asked, "What are you eating? I'll order you one."
"..." Zhou Jibin said after a while, "Whatever, I'll go to the toilet first, so I can hurry up and fill my stomach."
He hasn't eaten anything since this afternoon. He is indeed hungry. The show started too early, and he still needs to prepare, and it takes a long time, which consumes his energy.
Winter drifts by...see you tomorrow, hehe
(End of this chapter)
After a while, the second session started.
Du Tong stood in front, looked at the five people with a smile, held a piece of paper, glanced at it, and looked up again, "This seems to be a witty quiz, provided by a netizen. Which of you is willing to try it?"
"Who do you want to try?" Shu Qiong asked the audience directly while they didn't answer.
"Wen Shuyun, Wen Shuyun..."
"Zhou Jibin."
"Wen Shuyun..."
"Dong Xuan! Dong Xuan!"
...
All kinds of voices sounded, and the fans in the audience were shouting loudly. Seeing this, Shu Qiong leaned her head down the stage again, listening carefully, and repeated, "Who?"
The voice just now sounded again, she stood up straight and nodded, "Then obey the public opinion, Shu Yun, it's not our fault, it's what the audience requested."
Wen Shuyun took a step forward, the smile on her face remained unchanged. For her, these are opportunities to show her face, and for her, it may not be a bad thing, so she naturally has to obey.
"Please listen carefully." Du Tong coughed twice and looked at her, "Now please say yes ten times quickly!"
Wen Shuyun's soft voice sounded: "Yes, yes, yes..."
After she finished speaking ten times, Du Tong continued, "Is there any difference between you and a pig?"
Wen Shuyun's expression froze for a moment, blinked her eyes twice, her tone was uncertain, "Yes?"
She had a cute face, and her voice was a little weaker, and the barrage in front of the TV kept coming:
"Ahhh, this expression looks like a cute rabbit, I seem to be ravaging her, ahhh, idol is so cute, what should I do?"
"He said yes, but his expression was very honest, conveying the information of haunting and haunting."
"It's so cute, how can you be so cute."
"Yes, yes, I really want to take a bite!"
...
Of course, she didn't know that the show was still going on.
"What's the difference?" Du Tong continued to ask.
Wen Shuyun slowly became logical this time, and replied: "It's a pig."
"Dong Xuan." Seeing that she couldn't be bothered, Du Tong turned his head directly, "Please say yes ten times quickly."
"Yes, yes, yes..." Dong Xuan raised his heart, opened his mouth, and said it ten times.
"Is there any difference between you and a pig?" Du Tong asked again.
"No." Without any hesitation, Dong Xuan shook his head to express his determination.
"Pfft ha ha ha..."
"Oh my god, I laughed so hard."
"Pfft, no difference."
...
After a second of silence in the audience, it completely exploded, all kinds of laughter hit, Wen Shuyun covered her mouth and laughed, before Dong Xuan could react, he froze for five seconds, his whole face froze, sorry He scratched his head, still a little helpless.
"I'll give you another chance." Du Tong looked at him kindly.
"En." Dong Xuan went all out this time, staring at the other party, as if trying to save face.
"Please say yes ten times quickly."
"Yes, yes, yes..."
"Is there any difference between you and a pig?"
"Yes!" When Dong Xuan answered, he hesitated for half a second, said with certainty, and breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.
"What's the difference between you and a pig?" Du Tong continued to ask.
"It's a human and I'm a pig." He took it for granted.
The fans in the auditorium burst into laughter again, holding their stomachs and laughing. Zhou Jibin was provoked by him. He clenched his right hand into a fist and put it next to his mouth.
Shu Qiong burst out laughing, walked over and patted him on the shoulder, "Brother Pig, hello."
Dong Xuan actually blushed, and said with a smile: "It's okay, pigs are cute, and their IQ ranks among the top in the animal kingdom."
"Hahahaha, I laughed so hard."
"Ouch, I want to watch the rebroadcast, and cut him down."
"Suddenly I feel that Shu Yun is so smart, her mind is spinning so fast, I can't stop laughing."
...
Not only at the scene, but also bursts of laughter in front of the TV.
Some people are not evil, and they really tried it. Many people blurted out "it is no different from a pig", "it is a human and I am a pig", which can be said to make people around them laugh.
Next, he tried a few more tongue twisters, and some people really couldn't get around them. Zhou Jibin repeated Mo Zhengchi's tongue twisters solemnly, and said word by word: "I'm a human, I'm not a dog, I'm not a dog, I'm a human—" —I am a man, I am not a dog, I am a dog, I am not a man..."
The viewers who watched the show expressed that their stomach hurts and their impression was ruined. It made them dare not look directly at it. Is it really okay to tease their idols like this?
Many people said that they must rewatch "That Summer of Me and You" to restore their image in their hearts, or it will be completely ruined. It is not easy for them to be fans, okay?
After the recording ended, it was already close to ten o'clock.
People leave.
Walking outside the VIP passage door at the back door, it started to drizzle, and when the breeze blew, Wen Shuyun's exposed arms immediately bulged. She shrank her neck and stood aside. Since it was a live broadcast, a large number of fans gathered at the front door , and the back door is basically impossible to get in, which is safer.
Zhou Chen's sister was undergoing surgery today, and he didn't have time to come, so the driver he arranged asked her to call back first, because Jin Shaoyu said he would come to pick her up.
Standing on the side, stretched his head, but did not see his figure.
As soon as Wen Shuyun took out the phone, when she looked up, she saw him walking towards me holding an umbrella, with a hazy outline, a tall and elegant figure, slender legs with a steady pace, and hazy vision, but she could vaguely see the hand holding the umbrella, The details were clear, she watched intently, and the picture seemed to be frozen at that moment.
She knew it was him.
After he walked in slowly, he frowned and put the coat in his hand on her body, raised his eyebrows and said, "Isn't it cold?"
Wen Shuyun gripped her coat a little tighter, her whole body was filled with his breath, and she suddenly became warmer, as if she had stolen an adult's clothes, and raised her head, "It was cold just now, but it's not cold anymore."
Jin Shaoyu reached out and rubbed her head, held her in his arms while holding an umbrella, and walked aside.
The gentle girl kept calling, "I'm hungry, can you accompany me to eat?"
"Suddenly want to eat seafood, just go to the nearest one."
"Well, that's right."
...
Half an hour later, a seafood restaurant.
"Tsk, if you weren't recording the show here today, wouldn't I not be able to get an appointment with you?" Zhou Rongrong gracefully picked up a cup of tea, took a sip slowly, looked at her brother opposite her, and didn't even frown when she saw him After a while, he said again, "Can you give me some feedback? I have been here for two hours and watched your live broadcast. I usually see that you are very smart. You can't beat such a tongue twister. Isn't it embarrassing?"
Speaking of this, Zhou Jibin had a little reaction, his face sank, "Didn't you ask me to come and eat with you?"
"That's right, you didn't come, so I can't sit here alone for so long, can I? I'll eat by myself first." Zhou Rongrong nodded and asked, "What are you eating? I'll order you one."
"..." Zhou Jibin said after a while, "Whatever, I'll go to the toilet first, so I can hurry up and fill my stomach."
He hasn't eaten anything since this afternoon. He is indeed hungry. The show started too early, and he still needs to prepare, and it takes a long time, which consumes his energy.
Winter drifts by...see you tomorrow, hehe
(End of this chapter)
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