Chapter 126
"Master! This kid is too much!" The old man called Xiaoba stared at Shangguan Yunshu with gritted teeth and said angrily.

"Huh~" The old man in white raised his hand, waved the red glow away from "Xiao Ba" with a wave of his sleeve, and then turned his head to stare at Shangguan Yunshu, with a cold twitch on the corner of his lips , said: "Have you heard of the consequences of disturbing the elder's sleep?!"

"I've never heard of it!" Shangguan Yunshu took back the bracelet, but she didn't dare to compete with the old man in white. This old man is the elder Tianji, yes, his kung fu is superb, and with just such a light wave of her hand just now, the red color from her bracelet Just like that, the phantom soul lock was swung away, which is enough to prove that the old man is not ordinary!

but……

Is the legendary sloppy and dirty Elder Tianji really him?

White Taoist gown, white beard fluttering, flushed face, and sandalwood scent on body, how can it be a legendary image!
The old man stared at Shangguan Yunshu coldly, and said, "It's easy to slap them to death, but to give them both breakfast! I heard that the golden lion and the steel-clawed tiger are the battle system of the holy spirit beast that is about to advance. Beasts, they are learning etiquette at the Royal Beast Farm recently. When eating breakfast, they should eat slowly, bite by bite, eat the arms first, then the thighs..."

"Elder Tianji is telling horror stories early in the morning?!" Shangguan Yunshu twitched his lips, smiled faintly, and then said: "The real way of eating politely should be to have someone wait on you, use a sharp knife The dagger, cut off the meat piece by piece and put it on the plate, first the arm meat, then the thigh meat, and the technique must be delicate, no bleeding, no injury to the tendons, and finally open the abdominal cavity, the intestines need to be piece by piece... "

"Uh~" On one side, there was a sound of vomiting!

Shangguan Yunshu looked slightly sideways, but saw four beasts. Because Xiao Jingjing was backed by Xiao Bingbing, he was no longer afraid of the two giants. At this moment, it was sitting on Xiao Bingbing's back and covering its mouth, while Xiao Bingbing The most amazing thing is that the golden lion and the steel-clawed tiger who have always eaten meat are shaking their heads and wanting to vomit...

"Wow..." Xiao Bingbing whispered with twitching corners of her mouth: Yun Shu, Yun Shu, you...you are so perverted, it's so early in the morning, and we haven't had breakfast yet!

"Okay! Ruthless enough! This elder likes it!" Shangguan Yunshu was thinking about how to deal with the legendary grumpy and weird old man in front of him when he was talking about cutting meat to feed the tiger, because he couldn't make up his mind for a while. Guess what's going on with this old man's clean and tidy image today!
In the end, I didn't expect that, just talking nonsense like this, the old man actually smiled at her, and even showed a genuine look of liking for her!

"Thank you, elder!" Shangguan Yunshu twitched his lips, but his heart was filled with joy!She knows that no matter who they are, no matter how weird their temperament is, there will always be someone they like
"How much does this meat cut count? Is it three pieces for the arms, three pieces for the thighs, or..." Elder Tianji asked Shangguan Yunshu with his eyes shining.

"Oh! That's not true! This is a rude way! If you really want to do it, the average person will have to cut a thousand knives, regardless of weight or fat or thin, commonly known as a thousand knives! Slices must have the same weight!" Shangguan Yunshu raised his hand to measure the size of the meat slices!

"You will?!" Elder Tianji's eyes lit up!
"Naturally!" Shangguan Yunshu smiled and nodded.

(End of this chapter)

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