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Chapter 123 Why is it so 2?
Chapter 123 Why Are You So Twosome
A scale is almost 200 yuan.
After paying the money, Li Wanzhuang drove home directly.Holding such a big durian.Some of the neighbors who came home at night gave her strange looks when they saw her holding such a big durian.
Li Wanzhuang doesn't have the American time to care about how others see her.
He went straight into the house with the durian in his arms.
When she entered the room, she saw that Mu Ziqing was still in a deep sleep.He pouted and glanced at the durian in his hand.
Hug the durian to the kitchen.It was split in half with a few knives.
She pinned half of the durian to the ground with the cut side.She shook Mu Ziqing and said, "Wake up, wake up."
Mu Ziqing frowned, and hummed softly.
Hey, still sleeping so dead.
Li Wanzhuang still didn't believe it, he couldn't be dealt with today.
So he went to the bathroom to get a glass of water, and splashed some on Mu Ziqing's face with his pale hands.
The cold water splashed on Mu Ziqing's face, his eyelids moved and then slowly opened.
Those misty eyes looked at Li Wanzhuang.Then blinked.As if suddenly thought of something.
Mu Ziqing sat up with a whimper, then knelt down with a plop hugging Li Wanzhuang's arms.
"Wife, I was wrong, wife, I was wrong." Mu Ziqing hugged Li Wanzhuang's arm and said twice in a row.
He admitted his mistake with sincere eyes and a very sincere tone.
Li Wanzhuang almost forgave him.But think of those rotten peach blossoms he provoked.Immediately he became arrogant.
The light white finger pointed to the durian on the ground which was only two steps away from Mu Ziqing.I haven't waited for her to say.Mu Ziqing looked along her fingers quite consciously.Then he walked over on his knees and knelt on the durian.He lowered his head and grabbed his ears with both hands.
Seeing his funny appearance, Li Wanzhuang was stunned at first, and then he really wanted to laugh three times.
But she held back.
Li Wanzhuang said with a straight face: "If you dare to smash the durian on your knees, you will eat it up."
Mu Ziqing grabbed his ears with both hands and nodded.Then he closed his eyes and fell asleep on his knees.
Li Wanzhuang looked at him with a dark face, it was too easy to fall asleep.
Seeing him like this, Li Wanzhuang seemed not very relieved.The eyeballs rolled around.I ran to the kitchen disinfection cabinet and took a plate.I took two more eggs from the refrigerator.
Put the plate on Mu Ziqing's head and put the egg on the plate.
Then she hummed and went back to her room to sleep.
So Mu Ziqing knelt on the durian and grabbed his ears with both hands.There is a plate on the head, and there are two eggs on the plate.
I don't know how long it has been.Mu Ziqing fell to the ground in an instant.
The plate hit the floor with a clatter and shattered.Two eggs also flew out to the egg beater.
Mu Ziqing was awakened by the sound of plates being broken.
He opened his eyes in bewilderment.At this time, Li Wanzhuang also heard the sound of plates breaking, and walked out of the room.
He saw Mu Ziqing staring at her with his eyes open.
Mu Ziqing blinked, thinking he had misread.
"Xiao Zhuang." He wanted to walk over, but found that his knee was extremely painful.He looked down and found himself kneeling on a durian.
The pungent smell of durian made him frowned.If you drink too much alcohol, your brain will not work well, and you can't figure out what's going on.
Li Wanzhuang seemed to have seen through his mind, so he came over and said, "You drank too much last night, Assistant Lan called me to pick you up. On the way you kept saying that you were wrong, and then you insisted on buying a durian. Kneel the durian and ask me to forgive you."
Li Wanzhuang glanced down at the broken durians on the ground: "You also said that you would eat all the durians if you knelt down and broke them."
Seeing his confused look, Li Wanzhuang added another sentence: "You still said, if you don't eat up, don't let me forgive you."
He would say something like this?Mu Ziqing looked at the durians on the ground with eyes blindfolded in disbelief, the pungent smell made him want to vomit.
He hates eating durian the most.Do you want to eat up so much?
But what about the plate and the eggs?
Seeing his hesitation, Li Wanzhuang raised his eyebrows and said: "I'm going back. You can sleep again." Then he went into the room to get his clothes.
Seeing that she was about to leave, Mu Ziqing blinked her eyes. She meant that as long as he ate these durians, she would forgive him and not have any temporary separation from him?
Mu Ziqing frowned and felt disgusted by the smell, and still ate it.
Mu Ziqing frowned and looked at Li Wanzhuang's back.There is a paste in the head.He thought hard, but he couldn't remember whether he really said these words last night.
With a bitter face, he lowered his head and looked at the rotten durian kneeling on his knees.Can he be so impulsive?
Looking at the hard thorns on the durian, how did he kneel down.
The knee is already numb with pain.How drunk he was last night.Even kneeling on it didn't feel any pain.
Mu Ziqing felt that it didn't matter whether he said such a thing or not.He should get up first.
My head throbbed with a hangover.
His legs were already numb, and he could only support himself with two hands.It's okay not to move, but the stinging pain from his knee made him frown.
He is looking for abuse, kneeling durian.Kneeling on the washboard doesn't hurt that much.
The trousers on the knees were all torn by durian stabs.As soon as he got up, blood flowed out.
Headache, knee pain.Mu Ziqing gritted his teeth before sitting on the sofa.
"Huh." He took a deep breath.There was a throbbing pain in my knee.
His deep and misty eyes looked at the rotten durian on the ground that he knelt on.
How about at least seven or eight catties?At least four or five catties of durian are needed after removing the skin.
Let him eat four or five catties of durian.Just kill him.
Mu Ziqing thought aggrievedly.Can you kneel for another hour and stop letting him eat durian?
Before Mu Ziqing's confused head could figure out whether to eat or not, Li Wanzhuang had already changed his clothes and came out of the room with his bag.
Mu Ziqing looked back at her.His eyes followed Li Wanzhuang's figure like radar.
Li Wanzhuang pursed his lips and said, "Since you're awake, I'll go back, just this once. Next time you get drunk, don't look for me again. I won't come again either."
Li Wanzhuang was very serious when he said this.It was not at all obvious that she said these words on purpose to provoke him.
Mu Ziqing felt that she was really going to leave him this time.
The heart suddenly seemed to be swallowed bite by bite like a dog eating the sun.The whole world suddenly became dark.
Li Wanzhuang looked at him staring at him with misty eyes, pursed his lips, turned around and prepared to leave.Suddenly there was blood on his knees.My heart hurts a bit.
Bei Teeth bit her lower lip.I almost rushed to open it to see if the injury was serious, but I held back.
"I'm leaving." Li Wanzhuang said in a panic and turned to leave.
"Xiao Zhuang." Mu Ziqing hurriedly called to her, and then said awkwardly, "Is it because you won't leave after I eat those durians?"
Li Wazhuang's body froze.Suddenly a little helpless.
What does he mean?
Do you really want to eat these durians?
Bei Zi bit her bright red lip, almost bleeding.
The bastard made her so sad.Since he said he wanted to eat.It depends on whether he eats or not.
Besides, he has always said to forgive him after eating.She never said that.
Putting away his sad emotions, Li Wanzhuang turned around slowly and said, "Last night you said you didn't finish eating and told me not to forgive you. Assistant Lan heard it too."
She didn't forgive him after eating.
Mu Ziqing's eyes widened.Is that guy there?
So he saw all his embarrassing appearance last night.
Mu Ziqing looked at Li Wanzhuang's eyes, trying to see signs of bleeding from her eyes.
It's a pity that I drank too much last night, even if I wake up now, my brain is not fully turned on.
So he did something else.As a result, Lan Yiheng finally made a comeback in terms of IQ.
Mu Ziqing looked around, and found the phone in his pocket.
Without hesitation, he called Lan Yiheng.
It's past five in the morning.After Lan Yiheng sent him home, he went home to sleep, and received a call from Mu Ziqing in a daze.
"Hello." Lan Yiheng heard the ringtone and reached for the phone without looking at who was calling.
"Hey, ah Heng, let me ask you something." Mu Ziqing looked away from Li Wanzhuang, feeling a little uncomfortable.
Li Wanzhuang blinked his eyes.This guy wouldn't be calling to ask Lan Yiheng if it's true or not.
Li Wanzhuang supports the forehead.What he drank last night was unusually high.
Lan Yiheng on the other side of the phone recognized Mu Ziqing's voice, closed his eyes and muttered, "Why can't we talk about it when we wake up?"
He also drank a lot yesterday and came back to fight Yao Beibei for two more rounds.Very tired.
Mu Ziqing glanced at Li Wanzhuang who was standing next to him and said in a low voice: "When I was driving me back last night, did I tell my wife in the car that I was wrong and that I had to kneel down on durians? If I eat all of it, will she not forgive me if I don't?"
Mu Ziqing finished these words in one breath.Oops, I really don't have the face to see Xiangdong's elders in the future.
Mu Ziqing was really drunk at this time, and he wouldn't say that normally.
He will definitely talk first.Tell me how I got back last night.What happened on the way?
Hearing such an exciting topic from him.Lan Yiheng sat up with a grunt.The loud noise woke up Yao Beibei who was sleeping on the side.She looked at him with a confused look on his excited face.
Lan Yiheng immediately ran away after being sleepy.He blinked and asked tentatively, "Did sister-in-law tell you?"
Mu Ziqing let out a muffled hum.
Li Wanzhuang looked at him, wondering how Lan Yiheng over there would answer.Heart pounding.
If Lan Yiheng is not on the road, what if there is no such thing.
She pursed her lips, hum, if you know it, you will know it.Anyway, I didn't plan to ask him in the future.I know that I can still kill her.
Li Wanzhuang felt happy now.Such a naive thing was actually done by Mu Ziqing.It's really going to rain red.
Now she was not in such a hurry to leave.It's good to see Mu Ziqing's jokes to cheer yourself up.
Lan Yiheng blinked his eyes and said, "Yes, my sister-in-law is right. You keep saying that you are wrong, so why don't you get out of the car and buy a durian and confess to her on your knees when you get home. Hey, I was a lad at the time. Stop you. Uh. I should have recorded it for you. Hey, I was busy pulling you back then, so I forgot."
What Lan Yiheng said was ambiguous.As if this thing is happening right now.
Mu Ziqing's whole face twitched, it was really like this.
Thankfully it wasn't photographed.Otherwise, he would be made fun of by them for the rest of his life.
From the corner of his eyes, Mu Ziqing saw a smile on Li Wanzhuang's face.He hangs up the phone.There was a strange light in his eyes.
"Okay, I'm leaving." Li Wanzhuang coughed dryly and prepared to leave.
"Xiao Zhuang." Mu Ziqing hastily tried to go over and hold her back.
"Hiss." As soon as he moved his knee, there was a sharp pain in his knee.
Li Wanzhuang looked back at him with bared teeth.
Then something happened that she couldn't believe.
Mu Ziqing bent down and stretched out his hands, peeling off the durian skin.I picked a clean piece of durian and put it in my mouth with my fingers.
Li Wanzhuang opened his mouth and forgot to respond.The world seemed to stop at this moment.
(End of this chapter)
A scale is almost 200 yuan.
After paying the money, Li Wanzhuang drove home directly.Holding such a big durian.Some of the neighbors who came home at night gave her strange looks when they saw her holding such a big durian.
Li Wanzhuang doesn't have the American time to care about how others see her.
He went straight into the house with the durian in his arms.
When she entered the room, she saw that Mu Ziqing was still in a deep sleep.He pouted and glanced at the durian in his hand.
Hug the durian to the kitchen.It was split in half with a few knives.
She pinned half of the durian to the ground with the cut side.She shook Mu Ziqing and said, "Wake up, wake up."
Mu Ziqing frowned, and hummed softly.
Hey, still sleeping so dead.
Li Wanzhuang still didn't believe it, he couldn't be dealt with today.
So he went to the bathroom to get a glass of water, and splashed some on Mu Ziqing's face with his pale hands.
The cold water splashed on Mu Ziqing's face, his eyelids moved and then slowly opened.
Those misty eyes looked at Li Wanzhuang.Then blinked.As if suddenly thought of something.
Mu Ziqing sat up with a whimper, then knelt down with a plop hugging Li Wanzhuang's arms.
"Wife, I was wrong, wife, I was wrong." Mu Ziqing hugged Li Wanzhuang's arm and said twice in a row.
He admitted his mistake with sincere eyes and a very sincere tone.
Li Wanzhuang almost forgave him.But think of those rotten peach blossoms he provoked.Immediately he became arrogant.
The light white finger pointed to the durian on the ground which was only two steps away from Mu Ziqing.I haven't waited for her to say.Mu Ziqing looked along her fingers quite consciously.Then he walked over on his knees and knelt on the durian.He lowered his head and grabbed his ears with both hands.
Seeing his funny appearance, Li Wanzhuang was stunned at first, and then he really wanted to laugh three times.
But she held back.
Li Wanzhuang said with a straight face: "If you dare to smash the durian on your knees, you will eat it up."
Mu Ziqing grabbed his ears with both hands and nodded.Then he closed his eyes and fell asleep on his knees.
Li Wanzhuang looked at him with a dark face, it was too easy to fall asleep.
Seeing him like this, Li Wanzhuang seemed not very relieved.The eyeballs rolled around.I ran to the kitchen disinfection cabinet and took a plate.I took two more eggs from the refrigerator.
Put the plate on Mu Ziqing's head and put the egg on the plate.
Then she hummed and went back to her room to sleep.
So Mu Ziqing knelt on the durian and grabbed his ears with both hands.There is a plate on the head, and there are two eggs on the plate.
I don't know how long it has been.Mu Ziqing fell to the ground in an instant.
The plate hit the floor with a clatter and shattered.Two eggs also flew out to the egg beater.
Mu Ziqing was awakened by the sound of plates being broken.
He opened his eyes in bewilderment.At this time, Li Wanzhuang also heard the sound of plates breaking, and walked out of the room.
He saw Mu Ziqing staring at her with his eyes open.
Mu Ziqing blinked, thinking he had misread.
"Xiao Zhuang." He wanted to walk over, but found that his knee was extremely painful.He looked down and found himself kneeling on a durian.
The pungent smell of durian made him frowned.If you drink too much alcohol, your brain will not work well, and you can't figure out what's going on.
Li Wanzhuang seemed to have seen through his mind, so he came over and said, "You drank too much last night, Assistant Lan called me to pick you up. On the way you kept saying that you were wrong, and then you insisted on buying a durian. Kneel the durian and ask me to forgive you."
Li Wanzhuang glanced down at the broken durians on the ground: "You also said that you would eat all the durians if you knelt down and broke them."
Seeing his confused look, Li Wanzhuang added another sentence: "You still said, if you don't eat up, don't let me forgive you."
He would say something like this?Mu Ziqing looked at the durians on the ground with eyes blindfolded in disbelief, the pungent smell made him want to vomit.
He hates eating durian the most.Do you want to eat up so much?
But what about the plate and the eggs?
Seeing his hesitation, Li Wanzhuang raised his eyebrows and said: "I'm going back. You can sleep again." Then he went into the room to get his clothes.
Seeing that she was about to leave, Mu Ziqing blinked her eyes. She meant that as long as he ate these durians, she would forgive him and not have any temporary separation from him?
Mu Ziqing frowned and felt disgusted by the smell, and still ate it.
Mu Ziqing frowned and looked at Li Wanzhuang's back.There is a paste in the head.He thought hard, but he couldn't remember whether he really said these words last night.
With a bitter face, he lowered his head and looked at the rotten durian kneeling on his knees.Can he be so impulsive?
Looking at the hard thorns on the durian, how did he kneel down.
The knee is already numb with pain.How drunk he was last night.Even kneeling on it didn't feel any pain.
Mu Ziqing felt that it didn't matter whether he said such a thing or not.He should get up first.
My head throbbed with a hangover.
His legs were already numb, and he could only support himself with two hands.It's okay not to move, but the stinging pain from his knee made him frown.
He is looking for abuse, kneeling durian.Kneeling on the washboard doesn't hurt that much.
The trousers on the knees were all torn by durian stabs.As soon as he got up, blood flowed out.
Headache, knee pain.Mu Ziqing gritted his teeth before sitting on the sofa.
"Huh." He took a deep breath.There was a throbbing pain in my knee.
His deep and misty eyes looked at the rotten durian on the ground that he knelt on.
How about at least seven or eight catties?At least four or five catties of durian are needed after removing the skin.
Let him eat four or five catties of durian.Just kill him.
Mu Ziqing thought aggrievedly.Can you kneel for another hour and stop letting him eat durian?
Before Mu Ziqing's confused head could figure out whether to eat or not, Li Wanzhuang had already changed his clothes and came out of the room with his bag.
Mu Ziqing looked back at her.His eyes followed Li Wanzhuang's figure like radar.
Li Wanzhuang pursed his lips and said, "Since you're awake, I'll go back, just this once. Next time you get drunk, don't look for me again. I won't come again either."
Li Wanzhuang was very serious when he said this.It was not at all obvious that she said these words on purpose to provoke him.
Mu Ziqing felt that she was really going to leave him this time.
The heart suddenly seemed to be swallowed bite by bite like a dog eating the sun.The whole world suddenly became dark.
Li Wanzhuang looked at him staring at him with misty eyes, pursed his lips, turned around and prepared to leave.Suddenly there was blood on his knees.My heart hurts a bit.
Bei Teeth bit her lower lip.I almost rushed to open it to see if the injury was serious, but I held back.
"I'm leaving." Li Wanzhuang said in a panic and turned to leave.
"Xiao Zhuang." Mu Ziqing hurriedly called to her, and then said awkwardly, "Is it because you won't leave after I eat those durians?"
Li Wazhuang's body froze.Suddenly a little helpless.
What does he mean?
Do you really want to eat these durians?
Bei Zi bit her bright red lip, almost bleeding.
The bastard made her so sad.Since he said he wanted to eat.It depends on whether he eats or not.
Besides, he has always said to forgive him after eating.She never said that.
Putting away his sad emotions, Li Wanzhuang turned around slowly and said, "Last night you said you didn't finish eating and told me not to forgive you. Assistant Lan heard it too."
She didn't forgive him after eating.
Mu Ziqing's eyes widened.Is that guy there?
So he saw all his embarrassing appearance last night.
Mu Ziqing looked at Li Wanzhuang's eyes, trying to see signs of bleeding from her eyes.
It's a pity that I drank too much last night, even if I wake up now, my brain is not fully turned on.
So he did something else.As a result, Lan Yiheng finally made a comeback in terms of IQ.
Mu Ziqing looked around, and found the phone in his pocket.
Without hesitation, he called Lan Yiheng.
It's past five in the morning.After Lan Yiheng sent him home, he went home to sleep, and received a call from Mu Ziqing in a daze.
"Hello." Lan Yiheng heard the ringtone and reached for the phone without looking at who was calling.
"Hey, ah Heng, let me ask you something." Mu Ziqing looked away from Li Wanzhuang, feeling a little uncomfortable.
Li Wanzhuang blinked his eyes.This guy wouldn't be calling to ask Lan Yiheng if it's true or not.
Li Wanzhuang supports the forehead.What he drank last night was unusually high.
Lan Yiheng on the other side of the phone recognized Mu Ziqing's voice, closed his eyes and muttered, "Why can't we talk about it when we wake up?"
He also drank a lot yesterday and came back to fight Yao Beibei for two more rounds.Very tired.
Mu Ziqing glanced at Li Wanzhuang who was standing next to him and said in a low voice: "When I was driving me back last night, did I tell my wife in the car that I was wrong and that I had to kneel down on durians? If I eat all of it, will she not forgive me if I don't?"
Mu Ziqing finished these words in one breath.Oops, I really don't have the face to see Xiangdong's elders in the future.
Mu Ziqing was really drunk at this time, and he wouldn't say that normally.
He will definitely talk first.Tell me how I got back last night.What happened on the way?
Hearing such an exciting topic from him.Lan Yiheng sat up with a grunt.The loud noise woke up Yao Beibei who was sleeping on the side.She looked at him with a confused look on his excited face.
Lan Yiheng immediately ran away after being sleepy.He blinked and asked tentatively, "Did sister-in-law tell you?"
Mu Ziqing let out a muffled hum.
Li Wanzhuang looked at him, wondering how Lan Yiheng over there would answer.Heart pounding.
If Lan Yiheng is not on the road, what if there is no such thing.
She pursed her lips, hum, if you know it, you will know it.Anyway, I didn't plan to ask him in the future.I know that I can still kill her.
Li Wanzhuang felt happy now.Such a naive thing was actually done by Mu Ziqing.It's really going to rain red.
Now she was not in such a hurry to leave.It's good to see Mu Ziqing's jokes to cheer yourself up.
Lan Yiheng blinked his eyes and said, "Yes, my sister-in-law is right. You keep saying that you are wrong, so why don't you get out of the car and buy a durian and confess to her on your knees when you get home. Hey, I was a lad at the time. Stop you. Uh. I should have recorded it for you. Hey, I was busy pulling you back then, so I forgot."
What Lan Yiheng said was ambiguous.As if this thing is happening right now.
Mu Ziqing's whole face twitched, it was really like this.
Thankfully it wasn't photographed.Otherwise, he would be made fun of by them for the rest of his life.
From the corner of his eyes, Mu Ziqing saw a smile on Li Wanzhuang's face.He hangs up the phone.There was a strange light in his eyes.
"Okay, I'm leaving." Li Wanzhuang coughed dryly and prepared to leave.
"Xiao Zhuang." Mu Ziqing hastily tried to go over and hold her back.
"Hiss." As soon as he moved his knee, there was a sharp pain in his knee.
Li Wanzhuang looked back at him with bared teeth.
Then something happened that she couldn't believe.
Mu Ziqing bent down and stretched out his hands, peeling off the durian skin.I picked a clean piece of durian and put it in my mouth with my fingers.
Li Wanzhuang opened his mouth and forgot to respond.The world seemed to stop at this moment.
(End of this chapter)
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