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Chapter 2056 What about playing monkeys?

Chapter 2056 What about playing monkeys?
Since Chen Yang took over this task, he had to do it well, but when selecting the manpower, everyone looked like they were afraid to avoid it, and the eyes were more pitiful than the other, obviously hoping that Chen Yang Never choose yourself!
What Chen Yang wants is this effect. After all, for these powerhouses in the source god realm, this kind of action is tantamount to stripping them naked and parading them in the street. There is no shame at all. All of them have lived for more than 10 years The old monsters, doing this kind of thing is more uncomfortable than killing them!

What's more, this is a general existence in feudal society, everyone is extremely concerned about face, but Chen Yang is different, he can be as thick-skinned as he wants, and he won't talk about morals with you at all. It is pediatrics, so there is no problem in making it.

In this way, it is really hard to choose. After all, Chen Yang has not completed his plan yet, so he still has to try his best to maintain a good relationship with the people in the ground. If he chooses people so blatantly, the people who are selected will definitely love Chen Yang. Having an opinion, Chen Yang thought about it, but he came up with a good solution. He coughed and said to the crowd: "I don't think it's better than this. Let's draw lots to decide!"

"Draw lots!?"

"That's right, it's a lottery. If you win the lottery, just practice with me honestly! It all depends on luck, what do you think?"

Everyone was silent for a while, and they had no choice but to agree. It is better to draw lots than to pick people directly, at least there is a certain chance to avoid them. You have to participate in the selection of people directly. Soon, Chen Yang made a deal. There was a large pile of stones, some of which were engraved with words, and some were not engraved, so they were given to the people and started to be picked by themselves. Some people were ecstatic if they didn't get it, and the faces of those who got it instantly turned pale. It became gloomy, and even He Chu suffered. He happened to draw a stone with words, but He Chu had a lot of people under his command, so He Chu said that he forced it to one of them. What arrived was still a stone with no writing on it, and after being stuffed by He Chuqiang, his expression immediately made him want to cry, but he didn't dare to cry, and looked at He Chu innocently, He Chu couldn't help cursing secretly: "I didn't let you Go to hell, why make such an expression?"

Whatever you say is fine, anyway, I dare not talk back...

The man didn't dare to say much, he could only come to Chen Yang with a stone, and eighty people jumped out after a while, each with expressions as if the whole family had died, making Chen Yang a little speechless, as for what? ?
It's not just asking you to do some actions, and it's not really telling you to die. Although it is indeed a bit embarrassing, it will not have much impact!
This person has been chosen well, but this is only the first step. There are two more steps to follow, which naturally have to be explained to everyone. Anyway, they are all made up by Chen Yang. Naturally, the more bizarre the method, the better. , so that these guys can't do it at all, then Chen Yang won't have to spend so much effort!
As for the second step, it is even more bizarre. Compared with the first step, the difficulty of the second step increases sharply. After chanting the spell, you must sing.

"Singing!?" The hall master was dumbfounded when he heard it: "Is this ancient iron tribe full of food and nothing to do? Why do you do all kinds of weird things, chant spells, and sing again? Could it be the last step? , and dance along!?"

"Hall Master calm down, I thought it was incredible at the beginning, in fact, even I am a little dizzy now, thinking that the method of mobilizing ancient creation weapons is really weird, but if you think about it carefully, if you follow the usual method, you can mobilize If you use an ancient weapon, it seems a bit abnormal, right?"

"That's true. It's understandable that such a powerful weapon has a strange way of urging it!" The hall master hesitated and said, "Then what song is this singing about?"

"If it's singing, I don't think it's singing, because I don't understand the meaning of those words at all. They may be special words handed down from ancient times. I just memorized them all, and I can barely sing them. !"

"Then write it all down first!"

"it is good!"

Chen Yang immediately wrote down all the lyrics, and when everyone looked at it, they were all puzzled, because they couldn't understand the words on it!
"What kind of special text is this? Could it be handed down from ancient times?"

"I don't know the specifics, maybe it's the special characters researched to activate the ancient creation weapons!?" Chen Yang said quickly: "Actually, it's not too difficult to say, as long as you learn it with your heart , it shouldn’t take long to learn it!”

"Then sing it first and listen to it!"

This is actually just an English song, and what Chen Yang wrote is all in English, but in Chen Yang's mouth, the English has all become ancient characters, and no one can understand it anyway, and no one recognizes it Come out, it is not an easy task to muddle through.

And the lyrics of this English song were all copied by Chen Yang from Taiyuan's mobile phone, not to mention other people, even Chen Yang himself couldn't read clearly. After singing a song, everyone fell silent. .

"This difficulty is really not ordinary!" Luo Fang frowned: "And what kind of mess is this!? Tekemi rabbit is so special? What!?"

"If you want to ask me the specific meaning, I don't know, anyway, that's what Sha Huang told me, we can just sing along, there is no need to think about other things!"

A group of people couldn't help laughing bitterly. They were afraid that they might lose their tongue after singing this song, but they had no choice but to jump into this pit. How could it be possible if they wanted to jump out?
This is only the second step, the third step is fun, Chen Yang said solemnly: "After the mantra is finished and the song is finished, the next step is the last step!"

"I'm afraid it's not dancing?"

"Well, it's dancing..."

Fortunately, everyone is already mentally prepared, because they are singing and reciting spells, and I am afraid that there will be dancing after that, so the palace master asked Chen Yang to show it. As for the dance, Chen Yang has already thought about it. Well, naturally, you can show as much as you want, and you can have as hot eyes as you want!
When Chen Yang finished dancing, the whole hall fell into deathly silence again.

No one spoke anymore, because they didn't know what to say. The incantation and singing just now were acceptable. This last dance really refreshed everyone's three views.

I almost jumped up and hit someone!
I want to dance such a coquettish dance! ?

What the hell, I really don't want my face! ?
Just imagine this picture and you will know how terrifying it is!

Jiujiu 81 people gathered around the ancient creation weapon, first chanted a spell, made a posture of Balala little demon fairy, and then sang an English song, and then everyone began to dance their waists and scratch their heads. ...

The visual sense is simply not too strong, if this is seen by people from the Celestial Clan, what face will the Dimen have to gain a foothold in the Star Field in the future! ?

I'm afraid the entire ground gate will become a joke of the star field! ?
"This is so simple, what is it?" Luo Fang couldn't help but spit out for a moment: "I think this method of activating the ancient creation weapon must be wrong, that guy Shahuang must be fooling us, we will now Go back and find him, let this guy explain the real way!"

"I also think this method is too weird. This ancient iron clan will really use this method to promote ancient creation weapons!? Don't they have no shame?" Jianying couldn't help but complain: "This makes the old man a little unbelievable. I think it is necessary to go back and ask that sand desert again!"

He Chu frowned: "Mu Cong, I feel that you must have been fooled by that guy. This method is completely a monkey trick! It's just a joke!"

Chen Yang almost couldn't laugh out loud, what you said is absolutely right, I'm just playing monkey!

But Chen Yang frowned on the surface: "But under the circumstances at that time, I don't think that guy needs to fool himself, but I would rather believe it than believe it. We can try it first, if it doesn't work , just go back!"

(End of this chapter)

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