Rebirth of the live national male god

Chapter 996 Want...to kiss with thought?

It would be fine if it was simply misunderstood, but looking at the angry look of my brother-in-law right now,
I always feel that if he doesn't give an explanation, he will be disturbed in various ways in the future.
Maybe it will be difficult to have a two-person world with Moran!

Obviously when we met for the first time, I still thought that my brother-in-law was polite, sensible and educated,
His temperament is even more calm, unlike ordinary children.

But looking at it now, why hasn't he escaped the curse of the bear kid?
Some helplessly pressing the center of his eyebrows, Yi Beichen suddenly had a flash of inspiration,
Rambling seriously:

"Did you often kiss your father and mother when you were at home?"

The topic was suddenly brought up to my parents,
Lu Zechen was stunned for two seconds, then nodded:

"So what? They're married!"

The man who has not been able to obtain the certificate is heartbroken and tries to smile:

"But why don't you have any siblings yet?"

This straight-to-the-point question confuses Lu Zechen.
After thinking for a long time, I also became confused:

"Yeah, why don't I have younger siblings?"

The corner of Yi Beichen's lips curled up, and he quickly came to a conclusion:
"Because the number of kisses needs to reach a certain amount, so it doesn't matter if I kiss your sister every day now, because the number is far from enough."

"Is that so?" The little guy who was taught quite well, but was still very innocent because of his age, was coaxed away in an instant.

And blinked innocently:
"Then, how many kisses is enough?"

Yi Beichen was caught off guard by this question,

After hesitating for a moment, he said a number casually:
"Probably thousands of times."

"Oh..." Lu Zechen nodded thoughtfully,
He snapped his fingers and began to seriously calculate something.

Yi Beichen didn't think much about it,

Seeing that this guy finally stopped pulling him to talk about the topic of having a baby after kissing,

I just wanted to sneak away while the other party wasn't paying attention to him,
As a result, before he could take two steps, another exclamation suddenly came from behind him:
"Ah! I'm about to have younger siblings!"

Yi Beichen: ...

Mo Ran: ...

Almost spit out the glass of water that Zaizai's father just handed over,
Mo Ran held back her smile, calmly swallowed the saliva in her mouth,
Looking at the big screen in the live broadcast room with a gesture of watching the show,
I want to see how this man will round up his words next.

After all, Lu Zechen raised his head with joy:

"I know! There are 360 ​​and five days in a year. Mom and Dad have a good morning kiss and a good night kiss every day,
I'm so old now, they've been kissing for years,

I'm sure I'm going to have younger siblings, right? "

Yi Beichen: ...

How can he take this?
Helplessly, he glanced at Mo Ran who was hanging high in the distance, which had nothing to do with him,
The man pondered for a moment, and could only continue talking nonsense with his eyes open:
"This, in fact, is not necessarily true. It mainly depends on whether your parents want a baby.
If you don't kiss with a heart that wants a baby, there will be no baby. "

This time, not only Mo Ran,
Even the salted fish in the live broadcast room couldn't hold back at all——

"[Naive little salted fish]: Although there is no such thing as a natural mother in the Federation,

Although it is now relying on the fusion of spiritual power,

but! ! !
Can you have a baby by kissing with thoughts?

Don't bully me because I'm an alien who doesn't understand common sense.../laugh and cry//laugh and cry/"

(End of this chapter)