Peerless Little Mommy: The ghost baby is cute
Chapter 502 ghost marriage
Chapter 502 ghost marriage
"Old lady, do you recognize the wrong person? You don't owe me golden beans, and I'm not your wife. I'm just a college student, so I don't have the ability to be someone else's wife." I faced the old lady and handed it over. Broken porcelain bowl, although there was a feeling of disgust in my heart, I still talked to her with a kind smile.
I sat on the side of the road, moved my buttocks and took a few steps back into the woods, keeping a safe distance from the old lady, and then quickly stood up.
Behind it is a small forest. There used to be people from the old days, who buried the dead and built graves in it.There are still many remnants of monuments inside, and they are still preserved to this day.
Others say that the road is not smooth.
Anyway, I have never stumbled on this road before, and today is the first time!But right now, if I want to run away, I have no choice but to run into the dark woods behind me.
Looking at this lady's dying body, it's not enough for me to beat her up.Maybe I could tear off the old lady's bony arms and legs with all my strength.
But the idea of running away has already been born in my heart, and I can't erase it at all.First of all, I don't hit old people.The second thing, I don't think this old lady is easy to mess with. I'm afraid she is not as easy to deal with as she seems.
The old lady squinted her eyes, the smile on her face faded, and her white face, wrinkled like a Taoist, seemed to have a sinister expression, "My eyesight is not good, maybe I really recognized the wrong person. But tonight, my master I want to marry a daughter-in-law. I happened to meet you, so you should be wronged..."
As she spoke, her trembling body suddenly became vigorous.
The aura immediately overwhelmed the top of my head, and quickly moved to my side, and handed the bowl of golden beans into my hand again, "Madam, please accept the betrothal gift, and go back to worship with the old lady. Don't delay the auspicious time... "
When I heard it, my heart turned cold, and I knew that this old lady was going to be tough.
It may be that I have no memory, and there is nothing scary in my impression, so the reflex arc of my nerves is relatively slow.At the moment, I just feel that the danger is coming, but I don't feel the slightest fear in my heart.
If the old lady and this group of weasels want to give me a hard time, I'm not easy to bully, and I will round my arms at that time.Regardless of whether she is old or young, she has been cleaned up, to see if they dare to follow me secretly at night again.
"Isn't this marriage all because of your love? You are trying to sell and buy by force. Have you never heard of a twisted melon that is not sweet?" The bowl of golden beans in the old lady's hand kicked and fell to the ground.
The large and small golden beans were sprinkled all over the ground, and the dark golden surface was covered with a layer of moonlight, so strange.I didn't have time to take another look at the golden beans on the ground, I turned my head and started to run.
In front of me is a faceless woman in red, just like that blocking my way of escaping.Its hair grew to its calf, and its fingernails were all black and blue, at least three to five centimeters long, sharp and sharp.
On its white calf, dark red blood was still dripping slowly. The blood seemed to be solidified, but it still seemed to be able to flow.
There was already a lot of this dark red blood on the grass.
Looking at such a whiteboard-like face, I really felt an indescribable fear in my heart.
But I wasn't too scared, I couldn't even run, and I froze for a moment.But immediately, he passed by the woman in red and fled into the woods.
I didn't know at all whether I was afraid or not, because I didn't have time to think about it, and my mind was blank.He just ran away, not even looking back to see if the woman in the red dress had caught up.
This run really exhausted me.
I ran desperately, as if I was running with all the strength of my life, and broke into the busy city streets in my sight.
I looked back and saw that the inside of the grove was pitch black.The woman in the red dress didn't seem to catch up.I feel like I've escaped today.
Although it cannot be said that surviving a catastrophe must have future blessings, it can still be proved that those weasels are nothing special.Small animals, after all, are still small animals. They have limited means and methods to deal with people.
I checked the time on my watch, it was probably eleven o'clock at night.
The mobile phone has a signal again, and the two text messages I edited have all been sent, and they were successfully sent at ten o'clock.
It seems that there is not always no signal in the place where the ghost hits the wall, and thanks to the mobile phone having this function.My old uncle knew my situation and came to pick me up.
In the phone, there are several text messages from my uncle, and more than a dozen missed calls.
There are ways to teach me how to break through the ghosts and walls. One is to make me boldly get out of the grove with graves and go directly back to the street.
The other way, if I really don't have the guts to rush out of the woods, is to wait for him to come in at dawn to pick me up.In fact, this is the city center, how can there be any big old forest.
This forest is very small, just like a football field, but the distance between the trees in the forest is relatively small.After entering, you will feel a little eerie.
He also attached a spell in the text message, and all the fighters who are about to fight are in front of them.
It's been mentioned in zombie movies, but it's not unreliable.There is a little hut in my house where old computers and books are kept. It is always not flat, probably not very clean, and the feng shui is not good.
Every time I sleep in it, I get sick and catch a cold.But after reading this Taoist mantra, and then entering this hut, almost no supernatural things will happen again.
I called my uncle, who parked under the overpass in front of him, and just waited for me to pay the ticket.At first he drove around the edge of the grove, but he couldn't find me, so he stopped on the side of the road.
In the middle of the night, he was issued a ticket and deducted points, not to mention how unlucky he was.
I walked a few steps forward, and I saw my uncle in a leather jacket and a leather hat with a fleece walking towards me.He wears a coffee-colored knitted scarf around his neck, which is quite retro. Every time he goes to my school, he is very attractive to little girls.
Fortunately, he doesn't care about others, he only likes my aunt, and has never paid attention to those young girls in school.
I saw him looking for me around here in the middle of the night, and I was very moved, with a smile on my face, "Old uncle, you came out to look for me in the middle of the night. Auntie isn't angry with you, is she?"
"Qiong'er, it's very cold, so cold, and still wearing so little. Your aunt heard that you have something to do, so she drove me out to look for you. Get in the car with me, and I'll take you home?" My old uncle He took my arm, stuffed me into the passenger seat, closed the door, and sat in the driver's seat by himself.
I shook my head and said, "I'm not going home. I told my mother that I live in the school dormitory. What should I do if I'm worn out? You can send me back to school."
My old uncle's car was in the right direction. At the intersection in front of him, he changed the direction and drove directly to his house. "You are being watched by Huang Pizi. I will send you to school. Isn't that like a sheep running into a tiger's mouth? Go home with my uncle." Go, I will ask your aunt to cook you bastard soup, and you should suppress your shock."
The stewed bastard soup is not a folk remedy, nor is it a traditional Chinese medicine supplement.It's the tradition of my uncle's family, as long as he goes out to do errands for others and is frightened, he will ask my aunt to squat this bastard soup for him to calm down the fright.
"The yellow-skinned people you are talking about are weasels, right? Why do they always like to pester me? Did something happen to me before I lost my memory and recruited them?" My uncle was listening to music comfortably, as if there was no He didn't take the fact that I was hit by the weasel ghost on the wall to heart, and he didn't know that the weasel even sent a wedding party to let me marry their master.
Now, as soon as he listened to me, he turned off the music.
The car fell into silence all of a sudden. My old uncle took a puff of cigarette and said, "Qiong'er, I really don't know what happened to you before. You never messed with unclean things when you were young. The yang fire is burning. Your grandfather still wants to teach you the ability of facial features, so as to match your inborn pure yang life. Originally, you were in college in Shanghai. After you came back, your mother would not let me and you do anything. Grandpa told you."
"You said grandpa is going to teach me the ability of facial features?" There was indescribable excitement in my eyes, and I had long forgotten the weird situation I just encountered in the woods.
In other words, I still remember and feel scared, but it has been pressed deep in my heart, and I will not easily take it out to scare myself or others.
However, the Shanghai he mentioned, I actually stayed in that place.
My mother never told me that she would sometimes take out the photos of the male god I had a crush on in junior high school and tell me many details about the past, in every detail.
But they never told me that I had studied in Shanghai and went to university.
My uncle sighed and stubbed out the cigarette, "You didn't like me smoking before, but now you're fine, don't talk about me anymore. Your life is water now, and it's cloudy, me? I'm dead again ..."
These four words, cut off children and grandchildren, he finally swallowed it.
Those who do this line of work are equivalent to opening the eyes of the sky, so they must be very cautious in their actions.
When my uncle was young and frivolous, he didn't pay attention to these taboos at all. After he improved his skills and read half of the Book of Changes, he didn't pay attention to this part of the influence, and unscrupulously helped people with fortune-telling.
If you watch too much, your good fortune will also be ruined.
My grandfather said that he deserved it, that he was condemned by God, and it was useless to be reminded by others in the past. He didn't regret it until he gave birth to a child.He is now in a state of half-washing his hands, only accepting major cases, and handing over all minor cases to his apprentices.
"Anyway, you are not suitable to inherit. It seems that your grandpa's unique skill may have no successors." My old uncle has always been joking, and he is especially sentimental tonight, and I am a little uncomfortable.
But he said that there is no successor, and I always feel a little distressed when I hear it.
Grandpa is very capable. Sitting at home and looking at the black and white photos in the newspaper, he accidentally fell in love with Death.The person in that photo will definitely have a hard time living.
This unique skill is a remarkable skill.
When I arrived at the door of my uncle's house, he followed the rules in the industry and first burned a piece of yesterday's newspaper to suppress evil spirits.Let me step over the newspaper, enter the house, and take a bath with grapefruit leaves.
My aunt is already asleep. She looks dignified and gentle on weekdays, but she snores loudly at night.It is said that it is affected by my uncle's fate, so it is easy to encounter unclean things in dreams, and I can't sleep well.
That's why the snoring became like thunder.
Medically, snoring is actually poor breathing during sleep, and it has something to do with sleep quality.
My uncle also used grapefruit leaves to remove bad luck. After taking a bath, he warmed up the bastard soup on the table.Each of us served a bowl, drank it, and felt warm, and my heart was completely calmed down.
The whiteboard-like face of that female ghost kept flashing in my mind, and then slowly faded away.
My uncle lit a cigarette, patted me on the shoulder, and motioned to go to the guest room to talk to me.We only dared to mention what happened in the woods tonight when we got home and put the painted talisman in the middle of the table in the room. The two of us pressed the talisman paper with one hand.
Otherwise, some taboos are accidentally revealed on the road, and some ghosts are encountered.
If it causes a traffic accident, it would be a tragedy.
Although I don't want my uncle to worry about me, I still briefly told my uncle about the weasel's marriage to see what he thinks.
When my uncle heard this, he was so frightened that the cigarette in his mouth fell to the ground.
I'm not going to tell him about this.Not determined, I told him anyway.Now that I finished speaking, seeing his reaction, I really regret it even more.
After all, I still don't want my uncle and my mother to worry about me anymore.
"What did you say? You were almost forced to go to the church by the weasel's welcoming team?" My uncle didn't pick up the cigarette butts on the ground at all, and stomped them out with his foot.
Tomorrow morning, I will definitely be scolded by my aunt again.
I nodded, and he murmured: "Then I'm afraid they won't let it go. I've only heard of mice getting married before, but I've never heard of a weasel marrying a human. No matter if you sign a contract with a spirit, It’s still a contract with a ghost, it’s a ghost marriage, if you get on a sedan chair, you’ll probably be entangled by this thing for the rest of your life! Uncle, there’s nothing I can do to save you…”
(End of this chapter)
"Old lady, do you recognize the wrong person? You don't owe me golden beans, and I'm not your wife. I'm just a college student, so I don't have the ability to be someone else's wife." I faced the old lady and handed it over. Broken porcelain bowl, although there was a feeling of disgust in my heart, I still talked to her with a kind smile.
I sat on the side of the road, moved my buttocks and took a few steps back into the woods, keeping a safe distance from the old lady, and then quickly stood up.
Behind it is a small forest. There used to be people from the old days, who buried the dead and built graves in it.There are still many remnants of monuments inside, and they are still preserved to this day.
Others say that the road is not smooth.
Anyway, I have never stumbled on this road before, and today is the first time!But right now, if I want to run away, I have no choice but to run into the dark woods behind me.
Looking at this lady's dying body, it's not enough for me to beat her up.Maybe I could tear off the old lady's bony arms and legs with all my strength.
But the idea of running away has already been born in my heart, and I can't erase it at all.First of all, I don't hit old people.The second thing, I don't think this old lady is easy to mess with. I'm afraid she is not as easy to deal with as she seems.
The old lady squinted her eyes, the smile on her face faded, and her white face, wrinkled like a Taoist, seemed to have a sinister expression, "My eyesight is not good, maybe I really recognized the wrong person. But tonight, my master I want to marry a daughter-in-law. I happened to meet you, so you should be wronged..."
As she spoke, her trembling body suddenly became vigorous.
The aura immediately overwhelmed the top of my head, and quickly moved to my side, and handed the bowl of golden beans into my hand again, "Madam, please accept the betrothal gift, and go back to worship with the old lady. Don't delay the auspicious time... "
When I heard it, my heart turned cold, and I knew that this old lady was going to be tough.
It may be that I have no memory, and there is nothing scary in my impression, so the reflex arc of my nerves is relatively slow.At the moment, I just feel that the danger is coming, but I don't feel the slightest fear in my heart.
If the old lady and this group of weasels want to give me a hard time, I'm not easy to bully, and I will round my arms at that time.Regardless of whether she is old or young, she has been cleaned up, to see if they dare to follow me secretly at night again.
"Isn't this marriage all because of your love? You are trying to sell and buy by force. Have you never heard of a twisted melon that is not sweet?" The bowl of golden beans in the old lady's hand kicked and fell to the ground.
The large and small golden beans were sprinkled all over the ground, and the dark golden surface was covered with a layer of moonlight, so strange.I didn't have time to take another look at the golden beans on the ground, I turned my head and started to run.
In front of me is a faceless woman in red, just like that blocking my way of escaping.Its hair grew to its calf, and its fingernails were all black and blue, at least three to five centimeters long, sharp and sharp.
On its white calf, dark red blood was still dripping slowly. The blood seemed to be solidified, but it still seemed to be able to flow.
There was already a lot of this dark red blood on the grass.
Looking at such a whiteboard-like face, I really felt an indescribable fear in my heart.
But I wasn't too scared, I couldn't even run, and I froze for a moment.But immediately, he passed by the woman in red and fled into the woods.
I didn't know at all whether I was afraid or not, because I didn't have time to think about it, and my mind was blank.He just ran away, not even looking back to see if the woman in the red dress had caught up.
This run really exhausted me.
I ran desperately, as if I was running with all the strength of my life, and broke into the busy city streets in my sight.
I looked back and saw that the inside of the grove was pitch black.The woman in the red dress didn't seem to catch up.I feel like I've escaped today.
Although it cannot be said that surviving a catastrophe must have future blessings, it can still be proved that those weasels are nothing special.Small animals, after all, are still small animals. They have limited means and methods to deal with people.
I checked the time on my watch, it was probably eleven o'clock at night.
The mobile phone has a signal again, and the two text messages I edited have all been sent, and they were successfully sent at ten o'clock.
It seems that there is not always no signal in the place where the ghost hits the wall, and thanks to the mobile phone having this function.My old uncle knew my situation and came to pick me up.
In the phone, there are several text messages from my uncle, and more than a dozen missed calls.
There are ways to teach me how to break through the ghosts and walls. One is to make me boldly get out of the grove with graves and go directly back to the street.
The other way, if I really don't have the guts to rush out of the woods, is to wait for him to come in at dawn to pick me up.In fact, this is the city center, how can there be any big old forest.
This forest is very small, just like a football field, but the distance between the trees in the forest is relatively small.After entering, you will feel a little eerie.
He also attached a spell in the text message, and all the fighters who are about to fight are in front of them.
It's been mentioned in zombie movies, but it's not unreliable.There is a little hut in my house where old computers and books are kept. It is always not flat, probably not very clean, and the feng shui is not good.
Every time I sleep in it, I get sick and catch a cold.But after reading this Taoist mantra, and then entering this hut, almost no supernatural things will happen again.
I called my uncle, who parked under the overpass in front of him, and just waited for me to pay the ticket.At first he drove around the edge of the grove, but he couldn't find me, so he stopped on the side of the road.
In the middle of the night, he was issued a ticket and deducted points, not to mention how unlucky he was.
I walked a few steps forward, and I saw my uncle in a leather jacket and a leather hat with a fleece walking towards me.He wears a coffee-colored knitted scarf around his neck, which is quite retro. Every time he goes to my school, he is very attractive to little girls.
Fortunately, he doesn't care about others, he only likes my aunt, and has never paid attention to those young girls in school.
I saw him looking for me around here in the middle of the night, and I was very moved, with a smile on my face, "Old uncle, you came out to look for me in the middle of the night. Auntie isn't angry with you, is she?"
"Qiong'er, it's very cold, so cold, and still wearing so little. Your aunt heard that you have something to do, so she drove me out to look for you. Get in the car with me, and I'll take you home?" My old uncle He took my arm, stuffed me into the passenger seat, closed the door, and sat in the driver's seat by himself.
I shook my head and said, "I'm not going home. I told my mother that I live in the school dormitory. What should I do if I'm worn out? You can send me back to school."
My old uncle's car was in the right direction. At the intersection in front of him, he changed the direction and drove directly to his house. "You are being watched by Huang Pizi. I will send you to school. Isn't that like a sheep running into a tiger's mouth? Go home with my uncle." Go, I will ask your aunt to cook you bastard soup, and you should suppress your shock."
The stewed bastard soup is not a folk remedy, nor is it a traditional Chinese medicine supplement.It's the tradition of my uncle's family, as long as he goes out to do errands for others and is frightened, he will ask my aunt to squat this bastard soup for him to calm down the fright.
"The yellow-skinned people you are talking about are weasels, right? Why do they always like to pester me? Did something happen to me before I lost my memory and recruited them?" My uncle was listening to music comfortably, as if there was no He didn't take the fact that I was hit by the weasel ghost on the wall to heart, and he didn't know that the weasel even sent a wedding party to let me marry their master.
Now, as soon as he listened to me, he turned off the music.
The car fell into silence all of a sudden. My old uncle took a puff of cigarette and said, "Qiong'er, I really don't know what happened to you before. You never messed with unclean things when you were young. The yang fire is burning. Your grandfather still wants to teach you the ability of facial features, so as to match your inborn pure yang life. Originally, you were in college in Shanghai. After you came back, your mother would not let me and you do anything. Grandpa told you."
"You said grandpa is going to teach me the ability of facial features?" There was indescribable excitement in my eyes, and I had long forgotten the weird situation I just encountered in the woods.
In other words, I still remember and feel scared, but it has been pressed deep in my heart, and I will not easily take it out to scare myself or others.
However, the Shanghai he mentioned, I actually stayed in that place.
My mother never told me that she would sometimes take out the photos of the male god I had a crush on in junior high school and tell me many details about the past, in every detail.
But they never told me that I had studied in Shanghai and went to university.
My uncle sighed and stubbed out the cigarette, "You didn't like me smoking before, but now you're fine, don't talk about me anymore. Your life is water now, and it's cloudy, me? I'm dead again ..."
These four words, cut off children and grandchildren, he finally swallowed it.
Those who do this line of work are equivalent to opening the eyes of the sky, so they must be very cautious in their actions.
When my uncle was young and frivolous, he didn't pay attention to these taboos at all. After he improved his skills and read half of the Book of Changes, he didn't pay attention to this part of the influence, and unscrupulously helped people with fortune-telling.
If you watch too much, your good fortune will also be ruined.
My grandfather said that he deserved it, that he was condemned by God, and it was useless to be reminded by others in the past. He didn't regret it until he gave birth to a child.He is now in a state of half-washing his hands, only accepting major cases, and handing over all minor cases to his apprentices.
"Anyway, you are not suitable to inherit. It seems that your grandpa's unique skill may have no successors." My old uncle has always been joking, and he is especially sentimental tonight, and I am a little uncomfortable.
But he said that there is no successor, and I always feel a little distressed when I hear it.
Grandpa is very capable. Sitting at home and looking at the black and white photos in the newspaper, he accidentally fell in love with Death.The person in that photo will definitely have a hard time living.
This unique skill is a remarkable skill.
When I arrived at the door of my uncle's house, he followed the rules in the industry and first burned a piece of yesterday's newspaper to suppress evil spirits.Let me step over the newspaper, enter the house, and take a bath with grapefruit leaves.
My aunt is already asleep. She looks dignified and gentle on weekdays, but she snores loudly at night.It is said that it is affected by my uncle's fate, so it is easy to encounter unclean things in dreams, and I can't sleep well.
That's why the snoring became like thunder.
Medically, snoring is actually poor breathing during sleep, and it has something to do with sleep quality.
My uncle also used grapefruit leaves to remove bad luck. After taking a bath, he warmed up the bastard soup on the table.Each of us served a bowl, drank it, and felt warm, and my heart was completely calmed down.
The whiteboard-like face of that female ghost kept flashing in my mind, and then slowly faded away.
My uncle lit a cigarette, patted me on the shoulder, and motioned to go to the guest room to talk to me.We only dared to mention what happened in the woods tonight when we got home and put the painted talisman in the middle of the table in the room. The two of us pressed the talisman paper with one hand.
Otherwise, some taboos are accidentally revealed on the road, and some ghosts are encountered.
If it causes a traffic accident, it would be a tragedy.
Although I don't want my uncle to worry about me, I still briefly told my uncle about the weasel's marriage to see what he thinks.
When my uncle heard this, he was so frightened that the cigarette in his mouth fell to the ground.
I'm not going to tell him about this.Not determined, I told him anyway.Now that I finished speaking, seeing his reaction, I really regret it even more.
After all, I still don't want my uncle and my mother to worry about me anymore.
"What did you say? You were almost forced to go to the church by the weasel's welcoming team?" My uncle didn't pick up the cigarette butts on the ground at all, and stomped them out with his foot.
Tomorrow morning, I will definitely be scolded by my aunt again.
I nodded, and he murmured: "Then I'm afraid they won't let it go. I've only heard of mice getting married before, but I've never heard of a weasel marrying a human. No matter if you sign a contract with a spirit, It’s still a contract with a ghost, it’s a ghost marriage, if you get on a sedan chair, you’ll probably be entangled by this thing for the rest of your life! Uncle, there’s nothing I can do to save you…”
(End of this chapter)
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