Disguised as a man to become a god

Chapter 132 Sleeping God's Condom

I quietly gave him a thumbs up: the old man is doing well!
The little four eyes looked indifferent, and glanced at the old man lightly, as if saying: I knew I was not your grandson!

The sleeping god looked thoughtful, his eyes passed over me, and then over at the bad old man~
Too many words and too many mistakes, I just shut up!

His fingers tapped the table rhythmically, half a sound, and said.
"It's really not good to let you go out naked~"

I nodded in agreement, just plain!

Although I don’t know that Sleeping God is thinking about something magical~
But don't make me strip naked and run naked!
He continued to tap on the table, chuckled, and snorted, "Just like you, go out naked and run naked, you want chest muscles and no chest muscles, and you want height and height! It's a hindrance to admiration~ It affects the appearance of the city and affects your appetite!"

Damn~ my sister is not as bad as you said!
I was angry and slapped the table, "At least I still have face, okay?!"

Immediately, I touched my face and stroked my bangs, "Have you ever seen such a beautiful man like me, as beautiful as a flower, like a flower like a jade, facing the wind from a jade tree, in full bloom, like Pan An?!"

The little brat nodded, and continued, "I've seen it, right in front of your eyes, there are still three."

...uh, I'm speechless.

Then I pinched the kid's cheek, "Huh...you're not as handsome as me! Eighth Xiaocao!"

The sleeping spirit set a trap for me with a smile that was not a smile.

"Oh~? You mean: You are so handsome that you can go out naked?! Okay, I will help you!"

streaking~~
I was intimidated by those two words.

My head rattled immediately, and I scolded myself, "I'm not handsome~ I'm not handsome at all! I don't have chest muscles, I don't have height, it affects the appearance of the city, affects my appetite, I cross the street rats, everyone shouts, I am full Pockmarked face and lame..."

In the end, it was just nonsense.

Taking a peek at Sleepy God, the corners of his mouth slightly curled up, as if he was in a good mood.

I'll keep trying to beat myself up~
555...
In order not to run naked, I am easy!
After a long time, Sleeping God smiled lightly, "Since you are so self-aware, then I..."

I fantasize about the following sentence: Then I... just forget it!
Hahaha……

There was a gleam of joy on his face.

I was immersed in fantasy, but I didn't hear the voice of the sleeping god behind me, which was as small as a mosquito: Then I... find Kuaiguai and his little friends.
Suddenly, slap--

The sleepy god clapped his hands.

Immediately, more than a dozen Tibetan mastiffs came in from outside the door, with bloody mouths and green eyes.

Sleepy God teased the Tibetan mastiff beside him, glanced at me meaningfully, and said, "Seeing how happy you were smiling just now, it seems that you really like them~"

My face immediately collapsed~
Who likes them!Ghosts love them! !

Humph……

I don't know how Sleeping God can be so powerful~
So many Tibetan mastiffs were found at once!

To be begging for mercy at him! !
uh... not right.

Suddenly, I reacted.
Damn~ Sleepy God was already prepared!

damn~
Caused me to scold myself for so long like an idiot just now~
I glared at each other and pointed at Sleeping God angrily, "Are you kidding me?!"

Sleepy God leaned back lazily, raised his eyebrows, "When did I play tricks on you?!"

"Damn~ How dare you say that! You obviously didn't plan to let me run naked, and let me scold myself like an idiot for so long!" I thrust my waist.

Sleeping God smiled inscrutablely, "I didn't let you scold yourself. Well, but, seeing you scolding yourself so happily, then BT, I can't bear to interrupt you!"

(End of this chapter)