Disguised as a man to become a god

Chapter 135 The upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked

I nodded fiercely to please the old man, "Just be plain, respect the old and love the young, understand?!"
The little kid despises my behavior.

The old man wept with joy, and touched my head with snot and tears, "Little Mozi is the best!"

"Then the punishment...?" I looked like a dog.

For his snot and tears, I can bear it~
The old man sniffed, "Oh, the punishment remains the same."

boom--

I immediately rolled away spontaneously, staring at the old man with a look of hatred for iron and steel, and raised my hand to show my innocence, "When I didn't say anything just now! Respecting the old and loving the young is a magic horse? Can you eat~?"
The bad old man blew his beard and stared at me for a while.

After a while, Xiao Si closed his glasses, and the glasses reflected a ray of light under the light, and said leisurely, "This is called: the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked!"

I glanced at the unscrupulous old man for a few moments, then nodded sharply, "This is really true~ The old man is not straight, you are all crooked!"

Sleepy God squinted at me, "The grass on the wall, the wind blows and falls on both sides!"

"Huh... better than your plateau grass, when the wind blows, it will fall in all directions!"

As I spoke, I stuck my waist in, "Besides, what they said is reasonable, and I agree with it, can't you?!"

The God of Sleep squinted at me again, "Oh? Then you are cowardly and have no opinion!"

"You fucking don't have an opinion! Shit~ Have you ever seen a cowardly person with such a loud voice?!" Damn~ Sleepy God always makes me want to swear.

"Loud voice has nothing to do with cowardice~ Mentally retarded!" Sleepy God cast aside his eyes.

Little Four Eyes was on the sidelines to add insult to injury.

"Besides, I just said that the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked. I mean you and the old man. Mentally retarded without self-knowledge!"

The little kid also took the opportunity to make a face for me, with an obvious sneer.
Ahhhhh... irritating.

The bad old man automatically ignored the misalignment of the upper beam, and smiled from ear to ear, and his eyes moved between the three of us ambiguously, "You really are: it's not that enemies don't get together."

"Hmph...who is their enemy! We are passers-by, so I don't know them!" I groaned angrily.

Sleepy God lazily said, "Well, the mentally handicapped are not qualified to be our enemies."

Little Four's eyes hooked his mouth, "This time, I have self-knowledge... mentally handicapped!"

The two of you talk to each other, and I talk to each other, I was so angry that I jumped~
The old man watched us bickering with great interest, stroked the short beard on his chin, and had a smile on his face, just like a stealing old fox~
Finally, he took out four tickets, one for each person.
She winked at me quietly and said, "The Buddha said: Meeting is fate. Since we are so destined, the old man will be the host, please go to the hot spring! Of course~ I will be the host, you pay."

Well, I fully understand: it turns out that Xiao Siyan loves money and is stingy, and there are genetic genes~
Then I glared at the old man viciously, "No!"

Damn~ Knowing that I am Gu Liang, you still framed me like this!

Soaking in hot springs is necessary to strip off~
You have to share a pool with a few big men!
Little Four Eyes didn't accept the tickets either, "It's boring, it's a waste of time, don't go."

Sleeping God directly pretended to be dead, "I want to sleep, I don't have time!"

The little kid looked excited, "I'll go, I'll go!"

Snapped--

The old man slapped the table, "This is a request! This is an order! I am willing to accept the bet, and the protest is invalid!!"
I still don't want to go, with a look of discussion on my face, "Old man, can I change my request?"

"Okay!" The old man smiled, then pointed out the door, "Take off naked and run!"

streaking? !
Let me die!

(End of this chapter)