Disguised as a man to become a god

Chapter 170 Big Fart Sound
Helpless, I was forced to raise a bright smile on my face, gritted my teeth and said, "So... I'm just going to help you make tea."

Sleeping God was really rude, sat down, waved his hand, and said as if telling a maid, "Oh, so that's the case. Then go make tea quickly, don't keep us waiting."
I walked into the kitchen depressed~
555...My feeling of returning to the cage, that's it, gone.

Out of the corner of my eye, I caught a glimpse of the pepper powder, and I had an idea, and a plan came to my mind.

I'll add... I'll kill you, kill you.

When I came out, I smiled brightly, and I deliberately picked up the cup of tea with pepper powder, and with a dog-legged smile, I handed it to the sleepy god, as if gnashing my teeth, and said, "Please, use tea!"

shhhhh--

Everyone stared at me in unison.

The little kid rubbed his chin, and said deeply, "Why do I think you're smiling like a dog!"

The curly-haired ruffian whistled and answered, "Some people are naturally noble, such as me."

As he spoke, he shook the bangs on his forehead and continued.

"Some people are born humble and humble, for example: him."

Then he patted the kid on the shoulder and corrected him, "It's because of the lowliness in his bones. There is a good saying: Dogs can't change eating shit."

Snapped--

The teacup was slammed on the table by me.

The voice of gnashing teeth, "Die Curly, you are dead!"

Immediately afterwards, ding ding ding——
I chased the sound of Curly running all over the room.

And then, bang bang bang—

The sound of curls being flattened by me.

He covered his head, "Oh, don't hit me in the face!"

After a while, he shouted again, "I was wrong! I was wrong!! You can change and eat shit."

Of course, I flatten harder~
Damn, the curly hair is short of twitching.

If you don't smoke him, he will itch~
At this moment, poof...

At the other end, the sleepy god spouted out the tea in his hand.

The first time I saw him with an angry face, he yelled at me through gritted teeth, "Lin Mo, what did you give me to drink?!"

I turned around and said slightly aggrieved.

"That's top-quality tea, I'm not even willing to brew it~ I've brought it all to entertain you. Well, although the tea has expired for a year, the tea is the vegetable washing water from a few days ago, and then pepper and mustard are added to it , added expired croton..."

I counted on my fingers.

Finally, with an innocent snicker on his face, "Anyway, I added everything in the kitchen. See how kind I am to you~"

Sleeping God's face is livid~
"you……"
I waved to him, and covered my face slightly, "You don't have to thank me too much. People will be embarrassed~"

Hahaha……

My face was full of joy.

I saw Sleeping God clutching his stomach in pain, and then his face turned blue, white, and purple again, as if changing his face, it was really beautiful.

Little Four Eyes glanced at Sleeping God with some sympathy, "It's true to be courteous without doing anything, it's a traitor and a thief!"

Then he secretly rejoiced: Fortunately, he didn't drink this tea.
Sleeping God glared at me several times, "Lin Mo, you are dead!"

Although these words are a threat, his voice is too small now~
It sounds completely useless.

I made a face at him.

Humph……

I'm always crushed by you, and I'm not allowed to win a round!
suddenly~
puff……

The sound of farting resounded throughout the bachelor apartment.

Then, I saw that the face of Sleeping God was completely black.

I tried my best to hold back my laughter, pointed to the door not far away, and said, "The toilet is over there!"

(End of this chapter)