Disguised as a man to become a god

Chapter 173 Kissing a Pig

Chapter 173 Kissing a Pig
Xiaosi glanced at me coldly for the last time, and complained, "Hmph...you can keep this inkstone for your widowhood!"

"Get out~ I don't want to talk to people who are envious and jealous!"

Then, slap—

I close the door.

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The next day, the next day, the next day...

Because I was punished by the sleepy god on the weekend, so in the following days, I was punished badly by him.

Walking and wrestling, almost being hit when going out, being splashed with water when going up the stairs, being caught by the teacher while sleeping, having diarrhea when drinking water, running out of toilet paper when going to the toilet...

All in all, terrible.

Such days lasted until 2.14~
February 2, Western Valentine's Day.

To sum it up in one sentence: the days when fans collectively go crazy.

On this day, the sky is clear and the sun is shining.

As soon as I walked to the school gate, I was blocked by a group of fans.

Chocolates, flowers, movie tickets, love letters... A lot of them were stuffed into my hands.

Not far away are the sad eyes of those jealous male students~
Well, to be honest, this feeling is quite cool, hee hee...

However, when I can't hold things in both hands, but they still stuff them into my hands like crazy, I get upset.

"stop...stop..."

But of course no one would listen to me.

Because, today is a crazy day!

drip-

The appearance of Little Four Eyes and the others saved me.

The stretched limousine stopped at the school gate.

Sleepy God, Little Four Eyes, Little Kid, Curly Hair, the four of them got out of the car handsomely, causing countless screams.Of course, there are also countless white eyes, which belong to the male compatriots.

The little four eyes looked cold, holding a trumpet in his hand, and speaking sonorously, "We will only accept gifts from the Feng Group, otherwise, we will reject them all!"

I took a look, as expected.

Behind the limousine, there are more than N trucks.

Truck, as the name suggests, transports goods.

Once opened, it is full of flowers, chocolates, cards...etc.

I have three black lines~
Little Four Eyes, it's really amazing that he never misses an opportunity to make money!

Suddenly, the Sleeping God came to me, threw away the things in my hand, pulled me over, and lazily announced, "The one who buys the most gifts from the Feng Group will get an affectionate kiss from Lin Mo."

After saying that, the fans instantly went crazy, rushing towards those trucks with ferocious faces.

I was also crazy, and I stepped on the sleepy god.
"Damn~ why is it always me who gets hurt?!"
Sleepy God smiled, and spoke confidently.

"You are a minister, if you are not sacrificed, who will be sacrificed!" He had a look on his face that if you don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell.

Immediately, he leaned close to my ear, breathed out steam, glanced at my chest, and said ambiguously, "Anyway, you are a girl, so what are you afraid of."

rely on...

There are so many high-sounding words in your mouth, hum, after all, you are revenge on me!

You are not kind, don't blame me for being unrighteous~
My charm is really infinite.

After a while, the delivered things were robbed.
Then, a person holding a pink pig was placed in front of me.

I know the person holding the pig.

It's a money-hungry guy from the Time Club.
He came and went in a hurry, waving his sleeves, and never took the pig away.

Looking at the pig, its mouth was slightly opened, and it was screaming at me.

I'm completely black~
That is to say: what I want to kiss is a pig? ! 
He glanced at everyone's expressions.

The curly-haired ruffian whistling, the little kid holding back his laughter, the little four-eyed mouth hooked, the sleepy spirit seemed to be smiling but not smiling...

(End of this chapter)

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